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by Col. Caulker
Mon 26 Nov, 2018 04:07
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1251
Views: 20327

Re: Alpha Server War

nice little base hits [SHLD]...you Susie's try not to tear your dresses in the process, m'kay?

:D
by Col. Caulker
Fri 23 Nov, 2018 16:31
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1251
Views: 20327

Re: Alpha Server War

Fun fact: this forum is dead without me. Keep telling yourself that big boy. no, no....he's kinda got a point. The only reason i'm even reading posts from Team Shortbus is to get context when Dongger blows 'em up in his follow-ups. I'd rather bath with a plugged-in toaster than try to wade through ...
by Col. Caulker
Fri 23 Nov, 2018 15:00
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Is it worth returning to Alpha?
Replies: 38
Views: 2825

Re: Is it worth returning to Alpha?

it's no lolserver, that's for sure.

but that's never stopped Bagel from striving.
by Col. Caulker
Tue 13 Nov, 2018 04:31
Forum: Trash Talk
Topic: Some yellow whiny small children are afraid of the boogeyman ...
Replies: 6
Views: 195

Re: Some yellow whiny small children are afraid of the boogeyman ...

Uncle Ben wrote:Colon cancer brought the BAW. It wasn't effective. Would you like another try?
Is that an "I'm rubber, you're glue!" retort??

Those are epic....for pre-adolescnets, i mean. Someone told me you were clever...man, i'll never heed their advice again!
by Col. Caulker
Mon 12 Nov, 2018 05:49
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1251
Views: 20327

Re: Alpha Server War

LOLZ
by Col. Caulker
Mon 12 Nov, 2018 05:36
Forum: Trash Talk
Topic: Coming to a theater near you..
Replies: 1
Views: 97

Re: Coming to a theater near you..

this is beautiful. However, her daddy needs to tell his little princess to keep her booger hooker off the bang switch unless she's ready to send some AY RAB to Paradise.
by Col. Caulker
Mon 12 Nov, 2018 05:34
Forum: Trash Talk
Topic: Some yellow whiny small children are afraid of the boogeyman ...
Replies: 6
Views: 195

Re: Some yellow whiny small children are afraid of the boogeyman ...

is "yellow" the new definition for "I Hate my Eurocentric race and wish to hit the rug 5-times a day, and in no way, shape, or form will i EAT anything from sun-up to sun-down for 30 days a year"?? inquiring minds are curious as how to submissinve eurotard fgts think! (No, not really, you cowards si...
by Col. Caulker
Mon 12 Nov, 2018 05:31
Forum: Trash Talk
Topic: I religiously wish to be part of a relagation race in which I stand no chance.
Replies: 1
Views: 31

Re: I religiously wish to be part of a relagation race in which I stand no chance.

Welcome to Islam! If you'd just put oin this small, brightly-colored piece of cloth so we can get you properly grouped-up into your Dimmihtude "square" it would make life easier for us Mohammed-loving "tolerants" tee-hee!
by Col. Caulker
Mon 12 Nov, 2018 05:30
Forum: Trash Talk
Topic: Trickle down economics are totally not a lie
Replies: 1
Views: 33

Re: Trickle down economics are totally not a lie

Trickle-down economics is so 1980's and have been replaced with superior Trumponomics.

Embrace the future! Tarrifs and stuff is all that matters. You're gona be so tired of winning, you'll be begging "TRUMP! NO MORE WINNING!"

it'll be glorious! :D
by Col. Caulker
Mon 12 Nov, 2018 05:27
Forum: Trash Talk
Topic: NOBODY SHOULD RECEIVE GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS
Replies: 2
Views: 52

Re: NOBODY SHOULD RECEIVE GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS

wait, so being lazy is a virtue now?

holly shiite! Lock this fred and ship it off to "Excellence"!!

Wait, we have an "Excellence!" forum here, right?
by Col. Caulker
Sat 10 Nov, 2018 19:15
Forum: Trash Talk
Topic: I am just so darn free it almost hurts
Replies: 2
Views: 59

Re: I am just so darn free it almost hurts

this fred is going places!
by Col. Caulker
Fri 02 Nov, 2018 12:18
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1251
Views: 20327

Re: Alpha Server War

<O

Since you said ‘visitors’, will do
by Col. Caulker
Fri 02 Nov, 2018 03:17
Forum: Trash Talk
Topic: Freedom of Speech..Dead in Europe
Replies: 25
Views: 474

Re: Freedom of Speech..Dead in Europe

Just NO -No you guys aren't right -No you're not gonna yell, scream, curse, swear me into being a right winger -No I'm not impressed by y'all ability to perfectly mimic arsehats ... Just NO lol, silly twat, no one's trying to change your mind. It'll take years of therapy and meds to get you beyond ...
by Col. Caulker
Thu 01 Nov, 2018 03:29
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1251
Views: 20327

Re: Alpha Server War

Logical possibilities: 1) you have a spreadsheet with log ins, it got compromised and you got recalled 2) you recalled cause scared 3) AE got hacked (lolno) 4) DSIS was somehow used (possible maybe) I mean. If you can think of one I missed feel free to point it out. The top two are far and away the...
by Col. Caulker
Thu 01 Nov, 2018 03:15
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Dongs, pants and other unmentionables
Replies: 25
Views: 918

Re: Dongs, pants and other unmentionables

it was like, 23 days! More than enough time for Dong's HIV to pop "hot" on the court-ordered tests!

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