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by Col. Caulker
Thu 18 Oct, 2018 05:16
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

Dongger wrote:Fun poll:When was the last time you set an alarm clock for this game?
When was it worth it?


years ago....got drunk, wife came home, pounded that ham wallet, passed out...then slept thru it.

lost a fukton (Seph was on that op with me, doing his best to blow my phone up lolz)...worth it? yes.
by Col. Caulker
Wed 17 Oct, 2018 16:05
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

QK, but w/an artefact
by Col. Caulker
Wed 17 Oct, 2018 03:38
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

ragnarök wrote:Who is col. Caulker in game?


dude, you know me...i'm in that guild, man
by Col. Caulker
Wed 17 Oct, 2018 03:31
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

but at least i still have Dong....who, frankly, you should all be greasing your sphincters for.
by Col. Caulker
Wed 17 Oct, 2018 03:30
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

Plankton wrote:Llama trolling was always best as a team sport
:(


my wingman bailed on this sh!tty game back in 2013.

:(
by Col. Caulker
Tue 16 Oct, 2018 04:19
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

I removed those long ago for just such an occasion. lol, why not? Bagel's probably down 8 ribs already Your obsession is cute. wait, how did you fckbois from 2007 do it? hang on, lemme try: URS IS CUTER HURR HURR (did i nail it? Look me straight in the tits and tell me i didn't just nail it right t...
by Col. Caulker
Sat 13 Oct, 2018 02:00
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

-Catalyst- wrote:I removed those long ago for just such an occasion.


lol, why not? Bagel's probably down 8 ribs already
by Col. Caulker
Fri 12 Oct, 2018 05:36
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

is this dumpster fire a server war or a cuddle puddle?

asking for a friend
by Col. Caulker
Sun 07 Oct, 2018 04:24
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

You literally spend more time than me on these forums bathed in etears writing stories about how I spend too much time in my basement whining on the forums. You should project less, take a little look at your self, try realising this is just a game and maybe get out a little. Nice "NOU!" ...
by Col. Caulker
Mon 01 Oct, 2018 05:11
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

I think he's saying the ebil side isn't being hateful enough... The Colonel's hate is burning strong enough for our whole side though, so ya'll will have some issues keeping up. ;) lol, nah, just correcting the record....Bagel's self-congratulation is only exceeded by his oral self-copulation. If i...
by Col. Caulker
Sat 29 Sep, 2018 04:02
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

You literally just made a stupidly wordy NOU post, in which you stated NOU posts are not clever... you may want to see a doctor or something. And you just made a (not-so-cleverly-worded) "NOU!" in retort. :clap: We can do this all day, sacknuzzler. And it solidifies what i meant about pea...
by Col. Caulker
Fri 28 Sep, 2018 03:14
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

More try hard, unfunny, Col. rage.... seriously, even if you have always been *beep* at the game your posts used to be worth reading, you are basically the new Dr.DramaRat, send someone else from your side out please. lol, and cast my pearls before fgts and swine? I think not, cumdumpster. In fact,...
by Col. Caulker
Thu 27 Sep, 2018 05:30
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

Like one of those tube pillows your grandma ‘s couch used to have next to the arm rest. CL is a warn velvet grandma couch tube shaped pillow bitting fgt. Not just any fgt, mind you! A fgt who daydreams about his upturned and smiling face catching hot, milky, sticky arcs and strands of syrupy mangoo...
by Col. Caulker
Thu 27 Sep, 2018 05:05
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

lol, CL's still a fgt, and Bagel is still a chumpstain who refuses to comb the mansplooge out of his neckbeard while refusing to acknowledge that his "veektoriUS" assault on an unsuspecting guild/blob pulled up MASSIVELY short, only earning enough to buy HIM a new base at around 40-60M. lo...
by Col. Caulker
Wed 26 Sep, 2018 03:00
Forum: Alpha
Topic: Alpha Server War
Replies: 1060
Views: 16356

Re: Alpha Server War

CrazyLegs wrote:Seriously though, the fgts have mums too.


Personal experience is all the best, i hear

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