The visual and picture proofing is secondary. Don't worry though I'll imbue this thrilling exposé with some of those.
In addition to this highly serialized space drama, I will add some witty commentary from my unique vantage.
My question is - if oligarchy wants to revel in their false honor, pretend white knight and be all like "ooo we iz innocent lalala" I just thought you should hear the truth about NoOne, in their own words not mine.
This is it folks. The beginning of the end of NoOne. Will they start killing off their top inner circle in a desperate spy hunt? or just leave the situation as is. Either way I'm taking a calculated gamble that this will be worth it.
Do you deny them Fkabnk? Why not post the "real" leader chat pictures like you supposedly did when the LAL stuff came up. Altogether it makes threads like this one look highly questionable viewtopic.php?f=126&t=114547" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;. Really what is the point of spewing all that rage and lies when you knew all along what really happened? And lying to your whole guild, stripping activity from semi-trusted people, UGH I feel so vandalized just thinking about the immorality and deception.
Let's begin.
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[18/03/2014 22:32:37] David: Wizard making hella bank
[18/03/2014 22:32:47] David: Ikari filling swimming pools with cash
[18/03/2014 22:32:59] cactuschewer: oh so i beat the south park game today
ngl, even though i started with a manly man i finished the game with a guy dressed as a girl wearing a bikini
[18/03/2014 22:33:00] cactuschewer: removed
[18/03/2014 22:33:13] David: s-spoilers
[18/03/2014 22:33:16] Chrkolby: gj bud
[18/03/2014 22:34:03] cactuschewer: i wish i took more screenshots i was laughing a lot when i was playing it
[18/03/2014 22:34:10] cactuschewer: i kinda wanna play it again but masybe not for a few days
[18/03/2014 22:34:46] David: REVIEW SCORE: 9/10
[18/03/2014 22:34:53] David: Some scenes were just so insane and out of the ordinary that I couldn’t help but pause the game and finish laughing.
[18/03/2014 22:35:00] David: Sounds like a good time
[18/03/2014 22:35:08] cactuschewer: yeah some pretty weird *beep* happens and you end up like
[18/03/2014 22:35:10] cactuschewer: sitting back
[18/03/2014 22:35:15] cactuschewer: and asking what the *beep* is going on in your screen
[18/03/2014 22:36:29] Chrkolby: man
[18/03/2014 22:36:33] Chrkolby: I wanna play league
[18/03/2014 22:36:37] Chrkolby: but at the same time I dont
[18/03/2014 22:36:39] Chrkolby: you know?
[18/03/2014 22:36:41] cactuschewer: 5s?
[18/03/2014 22:36:46] cactuschewer: just kidding i' mgoing to bed FAGS
[18/03/2014 22:36:55] Chrkolby: no.. that sounds awful anyways
[18/03/2014 22:37:04] cactuschewer: nigh5t
[18/03/2014 22:37:06] Chrkolby: Night
[18/03/2014 22:37:12] Chrkolby: might just play on NA
[18/03/2014 22:37:15] Chrkolby: *beep* on some kids
[18/03/2014 22:37:28] Chrkolby: actually
[18/03/2014 22:37:32] Chrkolby: ima do EUNE
[18/03/2014 22:39:03] David: rude...
[18/03/2014 22:40:39] Chrkolby: I havent played in so long so I got queue anxiety now
[18/03/2014 22:40:52] Chrkolby:
[18/03/2014 22:40:54] Chrkolby: EASY DODGES
[18/03/2014 22:43:50] Chrkolby: well
[18/03/2014 22:43:53] Chrkolby: I got top
[18/03/2014 22:43:53] Chrkolby: Philadelphious: WTF
Philadelphious: LULU TOP
Philadelphious: WTF
[18/03/2014 22:43:56] Chrkolby: he does not seem happy
[18/03/2014 22:46:33] Chrkolby: *beep* dude
[18/03/2014 22:46:40] Chrkolby: I hate that leblanc is fotm now
[18/03/2014 22:46:44 | Edited 22:46:48] Chrkolby: banned every game
[18/03/2014 22:49:24] David: well she's *beep* broken
[18/03/2014 22:49:33] David: would rather face a kassadin than leblanc
[18/03/2014 22:49:48] Chrkolby: she's ait
[18/03/2014 22:49:57] David: nah
[18/03/2014 22:50:07] David: any champ that can 100-0 and take minimal dmg
[18/03/2014 22:50:08] David: is bs
[18/03/2014 22:50:24] David: gragas, leblanc, pre-nerf kassadin
[18/03/2014 22:50:27] David: fk all of them
[18/03/2014 22:50:30] Chrkolby: annie?
[18/03/2014 22:50:33] Chrkolby: ahri?
[18/03/2014 22:50:34] David: yea
[18/03/2014 22:50:36] David: annie and ahri
[18/03/2014 22:50:38] David: my god
[18/03/2014 22:50:39] Chrkolby: they're not even
[18/03/2014 22:50:40] Chrkolby: *beep*
[18/03/2014 22:50:41] David: ahri was the worst
[18/03/2014 22:50:45] Chrkolby: she was
[18/03/2014 22:50:47] Chrkolby: but she isnt
[18/03/2014 22:50:49] Chrkolby: *beep*
[18/03/2014 22:50:49] David: ahri cant 100-0 anymore
[18/03/2014 22:50:49] Chrkolby: now
[18/03/2014 22:50:52] David: so?
[18/03/2014 22:50:53] Chrkolby: and can still 100-0
[18/03/2014 22:50:55] Chrkolby: ye she can
[18/03/2014 22:50:55] Chrkolby: wtf
[18/03/2014 22:50:58] David: she really cant
[18/03/2014 22:51:02] Chrkolby: she can
[18/03/2014 22:51:03] David: i saw hai playing her earlier
[18/03/2014 22:51:33] Chrkolby: if you land full combo + dfg
[18/03/2014 22:51:36] Chrkolby: they will die
[18/03/2014 22:51:39] Chrkolby: when you got some ap
[18/03/2014 22:51:46] David: that's so much harder
[18/03/2014 22:51:47] David: than
[18/03/2014 22:51:50] David: dfg q+r
[18/03/2014 22:51:55] Chrkolby: leblanc's combo isnt even easy to land
[18/03/2014 22:51:56] David: and some1 dying from that
[18/03/2014 22:51:58] Chrkolby: they dont
[18/03/2014 22:52:01] Chrkolby: unless you are
[18/03/2014 22:52:02] David: ye they do
[18/03/2014 22:52:03] Chrkolby: *beep* fed
[18/03/2014 22:52:18] David: link 100-0d
[18/03/2014 22:52:22] David: in that game
[18/03/2014 22:52:26] David: didnt even land everything
[18/03/2014 22:52:29] Chrkolby: ye he did
[18/03/2014 22:52:34] David: he didnt
[18/03/2014 22:52:39] Chrkolby: he landed dfg
[18/03/2014 22:52:41] David: he didnt land the first w
[18/03/2014 22:52:45] Chrkolby: and
[18/03/2014 22:52:45] Chrkolby: q
[18/03/2014 22:52:49] Chrkolby: and pretty sure he landed chain
[18/03/2014 22:52:52] David: and then used the ulted w
[18/03/2014 22:52:53] Chrkolby: and the damage from the r
[18/03/2014 22:52:57] David: which should do less dmg?
[18/03/2014 22:53:16] David: leblanc is cancer gragas tier
[18/03/2014 22:53:19] David: up there with lulu
[18/03/2014 22:53:24] David: but
[18/03/2014 22:53:27] David: that's just my opinion
[18/03/2014 22:53:28] David: anyways
[18/03/2014 22:53:40] David: and since she's fotm I must be kinda right?
[18/03/2014 22:53:47] David: idk man
[18/03/2014 22:53:50] David: gl in your game
[18/03/2014 22:57:47] Chrkolby: I pushed singed to tower and poked hm down
[18/03/2014 22:57:50] Chrkolby: voli came
[18/03/2014 22:57:52] Chrkolby: flash flipped me
[18/03/2014 22:57:56] Chrkolby: I jkinda just walked away
[18/03/2014 22:57:59] Chrkolby: singed ghosted
[18/03/2014 22:58:01] Chrkolby: ran up to me
[18/03/2014 22:58:02] Chrkolby: ignited
[18/03/2014 22:58:06] Chrkolby: then kinda stopped
[18/03/2014 22:58:08] Chrkolby: cause I was under tower
[18/03/2014 22:58:10] Chrkolby: was rly awkward
[18/03/2014 22:58:11] David: lol
[18/03/2014 23:00:51] Chrkolby: oh man I *beep* up
[18/03/2014 23:01:15] Chrkolby: well
[18/03/2014 23:01:22] Chrkolby: we went 1 for 1 and he lost like 3 waves to tower
[18/03/2014 23:06:22] Chrkolby: o he is duo with the voli
[18/03/2014 23:06:25] Chrkolby: that's why the go so hard for me
[18/03/2014 23:14:25] Chrkolby: hah, I forgot draven is broken
[18/03/2014 23:23:43] Chrkolby: kinda died from 60% hp to one auto
[18/03/2014 23:24:20 | Edited 23:24:21] Chrkolby: rly notice I havent played for a while tho
[18/03/2014 23:30:24] Chrkolby: that sucked, I miss lichbane
[18/03/2014 23:45:46] David: ye that lichbane nerf
[18/03/2014 23:45:59] David: gon hurt all "fake" mid laners
[18/03/2014 23:47:06] *** David added WB ***
[18/03/2014 23:47:19] David: wb WB
[18/03/2014 23:58:30] Chrkolby:
[18/03/2014 23:58:33] Chrkolby: looks like Q is already won
[19/03/2014 00:00:48] WB: kinda is
[19/03/2014 00:01:54] Chrkolby: wonder if Moe would let me in if I was like top 10
[19/03/2014 00:02:11] Chrkolby: or if they are all like
[19/03/2014 00:02:14] Chrkolby: no whities
[19/03/2014 00:05:03] WB: you're probably not asian enough
[19/03/2014 00:28:14] Chrkolby: prolly
[19/03/2014 00:28:52] Chrkolby: since they ruined the 50s dream I'll have to get in on their JG network and use the rest of the server to do w.e in when I actually get some fleet
[19/03/2014 00:28:56] Chrkolby: guess I'll just go for best
[19/03/2014 00:29:21] Chrkolby: or well, guess if they let us just chill in Sup we can sit in sup then tag over for gates
[19/03/2014 00:29:25] Chrkolby: but idk if they will let us do that
[19/03/2014 08:32:41] WB: Savagery [ Q ] - Cooldown is now 0.5 Seconds at all ranks (changed from 8/7.5/7/6.5/6 Seconds)
[19/03/2014 08:32:47] WB: pls god let that be a typo
[19/03/2014 08:38:22] WB: hmm Nightblue playing Akali jungle
[19/03/2014 08:38:28] WB: so that's where you get it from David
[19/03/2014 11:07:33] Chrkolby: oh nice
[19/03/2014 11:07:37] Chrkolby: finally nerfing renekton
[19/03/2014 11:08:55] Chrkolby: why would they blob in the region next to our gate
[19/03/2014 11:09:55] Chrkolby: oh and I guess slayerr sold his acc?
[19/03/2014 12:42:21] cactuschewer: *beep*
[19/03/2014 12:42:23] cactuschewer: sunny as hell outsidef
[19/03/2014 12:42:24] cactuschewer: god job
[19/03/2014 12:42:40] cactuschewer: i spent £140 on some sunglasses the other day ; )
[19/03/2014 12:42:43] Chrkolby: dude
[19/03/2014 12:42:45] Chrkolby: it *beep*
[19/03/2014 12:42:46 | Edited 12:43:01] Chrkolby: snowed again
[19/03/2014 12:42:47] Chrkolby: here
[19/03/2014 12:42:48] Chrkolby: god
[19/03/2014 12:42:49] Chrkolby: im so mad
[19/03/2014 12:42:52] Chrkolby: I thought we were over this
[19/03/2014 14:27:24] David: Savagery [ Q ] - Cooldown is now 0.5 Seconds at all ranks (changed from 8/7.5/7/6.5/6 Seconds)
[08:32:47] WB: pls god let that be a typo
[08:38:22] WB: hmm Nightblue playing Akali jungle
[08:38:28] WB: so that's where you get it from David
[11:07:33] Chrkolby: oh nice
[11:07:37] Chrkolby: finally nerfing renekton
[19/03/2014 14:27:28] David: wait what
[19/03/2014 14:27:30] David: how is that a nerf
[19/03/2014 14:27:31] David: ._.
[19/03/2014 14:27:55] David: and yea it is prolly a typo beaver
[19/03/2014 14:28:38] David: nightblue3 still streaming nicee
[19/03/2014 14:28:48] cactuschewer: nightwho
[19/03/2014 14:29:25] David: I would try and pull off a hipster joke
[19/03/2014 14:29:29] David: but he is really mainstream
[19/03/2014 14:29:44] David: the jungle sub for TSM, but he's like top 10 challenger NA
[19/03/2014 14:32:50] Chrkolby: harry
[19/03/2014 14:32:53] Chrkolby: dont you have
[19/03/2014 14:32:54] Chrkolby: work
[19/03/2014 14:32:54] Chrkolby: today
[19/03/2014 14:33:09] cactuschewer: chris
[19/03/2014 14:33:10] cactuschewer: i had work
[19/03/2014 14:33:13] cactuschewer: hours ago
[19/03/2014 14:33:15] cactuschewer: i got home
[19/03/2014 14:33:16] cactuschewer: hours ago
[19/03/2014 14:33:17] cactuschewer: wtf
[19/03/2014 14:33:22] Chrkolby: Renekton
Dominus [ R ] - Health gained is now 200/400/800 (up from 300/450/600)
Dominus [ R ] - Damage dealt is now 30/60/120 (down from 40/70/100)
[19/03/2014 14:33:23] Chrkolby: [19 March 2014 14:27] David:
<<< [11:07:33] Chrkolby: oh nice
[11:07:37] Chrkolby: finally nerfing renekton
wait what
how is that a nerf
[19/03/2014 14:33:27] Chrkolby: how is it
[19/03/2014 14:33:27] Chrkolby: not
[19/03/2014 14:33:28] Chrkolby: a nerf
[19/03/2014 14:33:29] Chrkolby: ?!?!
[19/03/2014 14:33:40] Chrkolby: play games with me harry?
[19/03/2014 14:33:46] cactuschewer: titanfall games?
[19/03/2014 14:33:53] cactuschewer: it's my sisters birthday so i gotta go out later
[19/03/2014 14:33:55] Chrkolby: only game I play..
[19/03/2014 14:34:00] cactuschewer: you could've been asking
[19/03/2014 14:34:05] cactuschewer: to DUO QUEUE EE YUU EN EE
[19/03/2014 14:34:10] Chrkolby: haha dont be silly
[19/03/2014 14:34:14] Chrkolby: we dont play that GARBAGE over here
[19/03/2014 14:34:56] WB: it's an early game nerf
[19/03/2014 14:35:20] WB: and a late game sorta buff but by then he's fallen off in every other aspect
[19/03/2014 14:35:23] WB: so meh
[19/03/2014 14:35:29] Chrkolby: what made renekton *beep* was his lvl 6 power
[19/03/2014 14:35:32] Chrkolby: well
[19/03/2014 14:35:39] Chrkolby: that and his stupid base damages early game
[19/03/2014 14:35:44] WB: I thought it was how he abuses every single meta top laner
[19/03/2014 14:35:45] WB: 1v1
[19/03/2014 14:35:45] Chrkolby: but his ult at lvl 6 is way strong
[19/03/2014 14:35:48] WB: going full tank
[19/03/2014 14:35:53] WB: his Q is pretty bs
[19/03/2014 14:35:57] WB: would've nerfed that
[19/03/2014 14:35:59] Chrkolby: so you can just dive and tank up the tower for an hour
[19/03/2014 14:36:13] Chrkolby: at least now you can take one less tower shot you know
[19/03/2014 14:36:31] WB: true dat
[19/03/2014 14:37:00] Chrkolby: and the 200 extra hp at lvl 16 isnt nearly as big as the 100 less hp at lvl 6, so I'd say it's a pretty big nerf
[19/03/2014 14:37:33] WB: not gonna deny that
[19/03/2014 14:37:37] cactuschewer: nerfing my favourite champion gg...........
[19/03/2014 14:37:40] WB: I do think they nerfed the wrong thing tho
[19/03/2014 14:37:47] cactuschewer: reminder that i played renekton before it was cooll...
[19/03/2014 14:37:49] WB: I don't hate his ult
[19/03/2014 14:37:59] WB: I hate how he goes full tank and still does hella deeps
[19/03/2014 14:38:05] WB: into mid game
[19/03/2014 14:38:12] Chrkolby: idk renekton's lvl 6 is about as *beep* as riven's lvl 6
[19/03/2014 14:38:18] Chrkolby: can just 1v2 top + jungler all day
[19/03/2014 14:38:19] Chrkolby: easy double kills
[19/03/2014 14:38:19] WB: Riven's is more *beep*
[19/03/2014 14:38:55] WB: it'd be *beep* if it was either a ranged % missing hp thing OR a massive AD steroid
[19/03/2014 14:38:58] cactuschewer: yeah with renekton he does damage while being tanky and getting tankier
[19/03/2014 14:39:07] cactuschewer: with riven she gets tanky while doing damage and gets more damage
[19/03/2014 14:39:15] cactuschewer: one of them kills you more than the other
[19/03/2014 14:39:34] cactuschewer: THERE'S MY BOY CHRIS
[19/03/2014 14:39:46] cactuschewer: my boy~
[19/03/2014 14:39:50] Chrkolby: why is there just some *beep* aggressiveturtle in my titanfall room
[19/03/2014 14:39:51] Chrkolby: ...
[19/03/2014 14:39:58] cactuschewer: he never left
[19/03/2014 14:43:51] David: [19 March 2014 14:27] David:
<<< [ Q ] - Cooldown is now 0.5 Seconds at all ranks (changed from 8/7.5/7/6.5/6 Seconds)
[19/03/2014 14:43:55] David: what does that even mean
[19/03/2014 14:44:19] WB: that's Rengar's Q
[19/03/2014 14:44:23] WB: apparently
[19/03/2014 14:44:28] WB: as I said, must be a fkn typo
[19/03/2014 14:44:46] WB: or Rengar gets to spam his Q on people and destroy everyone
[19/03/2014 14:48:32] WB: David you *beep*
[19/03/2014 14:48:55] David: my league
[19/03/2014 14:48:57] David: keeps crashing
[19/03/2014 14:53:40] WB: getting camped now QQ
[19/03/2014 15:22:41] WB: man
[19/03/2014 15:22:43] WB: we could've won that too
[19/03/2014 15:22:49] WB: if our top/mid weren't such fkn fgts
[19/03/2014 15:32:04] cactuschewer: if our beavy just joined teamspeak
[19/03/2014 15:32:07] cactuschewer: and communicated
[19/03/2014 15:32:52] cactuschewer: meh -_-
[19/03/2014 16:15:53] David: lol
[19/03/2014 16:16:05] WB: Nasus didn't even do anything
[19/03/2014 16:17:13] WB: just cancer Fizz
[19/03/2014 16:17:15] David: no
[19/03/2014 16:17:17] David: that's what happens
[19/03/2014 16:17:21] David: when people who are being carried
[19/03/2014 16:17:25] David: decide to do their own thing
[19/03/2014 16:17:27] David: and *beep* around
[19/03/2014 16:17:40] WB: Gragas kept going top
[19/03/2014 16:17:46] WB: when they had an open inhib
[19/03/2014 16:17:47] WB: and we had baron
[19/03/2014 16:17:48] WB: like...
[19/03/2014 16:17:55] David: gragas was
[19/03/2014 16:17:56] David: 3/7
[19/03/2014 16:18:01] WB: if we just did 5v5
[19/03/2014 16:18:02] David: he was always a liablility
[19/03/2014 16:18:04] WB: we would've won so hard
[19/03/2014 16:18:05] David: it wasnt even
[19/03/2014 16:18:06] David: 5v5
[19/03/2014 16:18:09] David: it was 5v4
[19/03/2014 16:18:12] David: draven was splitting
[19/03/2014 16:18:19] David: meh w/e
[19/03/2014 16:18:28] WB: Fizz kinda killed me in dfg Q or some *beep*
[19/03/2014 16:18:30] WB: was like ait
[19/03/2014 16:18:31] David: i knew we were never going to win
[19/03/2014 16:34:05] Chrkolby: fkn Nova
[19/03/2014 16:36:47] cactuschewer: shut up????
[19/03/2014 16:36:56] *** Chrkolby has left ***
[19/03/2014 16:40:15] David: hella rude...
[19/03/2014 17:16:29] *** David added Chrkolby ***
[19/03/2014 17:16:32] David: dont listen to him babes
[19/03/2014 17:17:14] David:
[19/03/2014 17:17:18] David: >pick lulu
[19/03/2014 17:17:20 | Edited 17:17:24] David: >lose game
[19/03/2014 17:17:33] David: 2 games today
[19/03/2014 17:17:40] David: p.sure it isnt a coincidence
[19/03/2014 17:17:51] WB: lol
[19/03/2014 17:18:14] WB: Lulu is cancer but I like how it's pretty much impossible to die solo to her unless you're retarded
[19/03/2014 17:18:18] WB: just doesn't do enough burst
[19/03/2014 17:18:22] David: now she doesnt
[19/03/2014 17:18:25] David: cause lichbane nerfs
[19/03/2014 17:18:26] WB: ; )
[19/03/2014 17:18:26] WB: yeee
[19/03/2014 17:18:35] David: and hot monkey dick
[19/03/2014 17:18:39] David: getting her down to 10%
[19/03/2014 17:18:41] David: ;___)
[19/03/2014 17:18:43] David: anyways
[19/03/2014 17:18:48] WB: Wukong op af
[19/03/2014 17:18:49] David: im prolly not gonna play anymore games
[19/03/2014 17:18:52] WB: kk
[19/03/2014 17:19:11] Chrkolby: [19 March 2014 17:17] WB:
<<< lol
Lulu is cancer but I like how it's pretty much impossible to die solo to her unless you're retarded
just doesn't do enough burst
[19/03/2014 17:19:13] Chrkolby: idk
[19/03/2014 17:19:17] Chrkolby: they're not doing the fatty
[19/03/2014 17:19:24] Chrkolby: athene's -> dfg build
[19/03/2014 17:19:32] WB: that is true, they were not doing that
[19/03/2014 17:19:39] Chrkolby: you walk up to them
[19/03/2014 17:19:41] Chrkolby: dfg e q
[19/03/2014 17:19:43] Chrkolby: then run away
[19/03/2014 17:19:45] Chrkolby: and get the last q
[19/03/2014 17:19:48] Chrkolby: before the e runs off
[19/03/2014 17:20:03] Chrkolby: didnt work out too well tho
[19/03/2014 17:20:08] Chrkolby: cause they had a 10-2 draven
[19/03/2014 17:20:10] Chrkolby: that kinda
[19/03/2014 17:20:11] WB: oh
[19/03/2014 17:20:14] Chrkolby: got 25% hp back
[19/03/2014 17:20:15] WB: kinda ruined it huh
[19/03/2014 17:20:16] Chrkolby: per auto
[19/03/2014 17:20:40] Chrkolby: both ads were hella fed
[19/03/2014 17:20:45] Chrkolby: was a cancer game
[19/03/2014 17:20:47] Chrkolby: for everyone
[19/03/2014 17:20:51] Chrkolby: that werent ad
[19/03/2014 17:21:22] David: lol
[19/03/2014 17:24:29] David: I think
[19/03/2014 17:24:33] David: Elise was nerfed really hard
[19/03/2014 17:25:08] David: maybe too over the top
[19/03/2014 17:25:12] David: and the trinket change man
[19/03/2014 17:25:13] WB: isn't that what people say every single time she gets nerfed for the past 10 times >.>
[19/03/2014 17:25:21] David: i said that
[19/03/2014 17:25:26] David: about the e range change in spiderform
[19/03/2014 17:25:30] David: and that has *beep* me over
[19/03/2014 17:25:32] David: many times
[19/03/2014 17:25:48] WB: I remember the days when spider form gave bonus resistances
[19/03/2014 17:28:08] David: they didnt
[19/03/2014 17:28:11] David: give kassadin back
[19/03/2014 17:28:17] David: mr/scaling did they
[19/03/2014 17:28:22] WB: doubt it
[19/03/2014 17:28:34] David: i feel like it's really hard to land a good panth ult
[19/03/2014 17:28:39] David: idk
[19/03/2014 17:29:18] WB: it's a pretty big circle not going to lie
[19/03/2014 17:34:34] David: ye but
[19/03/2014 17:34:36] David: idk
[19/03/2014 17:43:39] David: MAN
[19/03/2014 17:43:47] David: ryze looks like a pretty good champion
[19/03/2014 17:52:37] Chrkolby: ugh
[19/03/2014 17:52:46] Chrkolby: I need to make 750k a week just to keep my queues running
[19/03/2014 17:56:01] David: man *beep* koreans
[19/03/2014 17:56:07] David: going brut -> randuins on wukong
[19/03/2014 17:56:12] David: not even finishing BC
[19/03/2014 17:56:16] David: *beep* pussies
[19/03/2014 17:56:47] Chrkolby: doesnt most people go elder lizard -> brut -> tanky
[19/03/2014 17:56:52] Chrkolby: no1 finish BC before getting tanky
[19/03/2014 17:57:17] WB: ^
[19/03/2014 17:57:19] WB: I don't
[19/03/2014 17:57:24] David: nobody does
[19/03/2014 17:57:27] David: cause theyre FOTM trash
[19/03/2014 17:57:33] Chrkolby: no because BC isnt that good
[19/03/2014 17:57:35] WB: and I'm #1 Plat IV 20 LP Wukong EUW
[19/03/2014 17:57:38] Chrkolby: while brut gives a lot of good stats
[19/03/2014 17:57:51] David: bc gives
[19/03/2014 17:58:00] David: idk
[19/03/2014 17:58:06] David: it's preference
[19/03/2014 17:58:10] Chrkolby: the BC passive isnt even worth unless you have a full ad team
[19/03/2014 17:58:18] Chrkolby: and even teams that are full ad rarely finish BC
[19/03/2014 17:58:20] David: kinda is if you gank botlane tho
[19/03/2014 17:58:24] Chrkolby: before like 5th-6th item
[19/03/2014 17:58:25] David: or top lane
[19/03/2014 17:58:31] David: or brawls in jungle
[19/03/2014 17:58:47] Chrkolby: not as much as being a bit tankier would do
[19/03/2014 17:59:19] David: Hi, my name is Davidx1D and I play wukong as an assasin
[19/03/2014 17:59:38] David: I'm 100% sure my wukong w/r would be worse if i went tanky instead of dmg
[19/03/2014 17:59:48] David: maybe ill change it up when i get higher
[19/03/2014 17:59:58] Chrkolby: I mean.. getting another damage item would most of the time be better than getting BC right away
[19/03/2014 18:00:00] WB: when I've played him I go like
[19/03/2014 18:00:05] David: ye but
[19/03/2014 18:00:06] Chrkolby: since the stats you get from the upgrade
[19/03/2014 18:00:07] Chrkolby: are pretty *beep*
[19/03/2014 18:00:08] David: i get triforce
[19/03/2014 18:00:10] David: after BC
[19/03/2014 18:00:10] Chrkolby: for the amount of gold
[19/03/2014 18:00:14] WB: elder lizard brut lw tanky
[19/03/2014 18:00:17] David: so it's a long wait anyways
[19/03/2014 18:00:18] Chrkolby: ye
[19/03/2014 18:00:19] Chrkolby: getting lw
[19/03/2014 18:00:22] Chrkolby: before finishing BC
[19/03/2014 18:00:24] Chrkolby: is a lot better
[19/03/2014 18:00:48] Chrkolby: like you get 200 hp and 25 ad from 1700 gold
[19/03/2014 18:00:51] Chrkolby: well + the passive
[19/03/2014 18:00:56] David: i dont go LW after bc tho
[19/03/2014 18:01:15] David: ill try it out tho thx x
[19/03/2014 18:01:18] Chrkolby: so you go wukong as assassin but you dont build the item that gives ad champs one of the largest spikes
[19/03/2014 18:01:19] Chrkolby: ok...
[19/03/2014 18:01:21] WB: I finish BC last or like, after tanky item if we're full AD/we have a load of fed AD champs
[19/03/2014 18:01:35] David: i get lw
[19/03/2014 18:01:37] David: after triforce
[19/03/2014 18:01:48] Chrkolby: guess you dont like doing damage
[19/03/2014 18:01:49] David: BC triforce wukong does stupid dmg
[19/03/2014 18:01:49] Chrkolby: ait ait
[19/03/2014 18:01:52] David: yea?
[19/03/2014 18:02:07] David:
[19/03/2014 18:02:09] David: that lack of dmg
[19/03/2014 18:02:10] David: amirite
[19/03/2014 18:02:25] Chrkolby: ok?
[19/03/2014 18:02:30] David: Cool
[19/03/2014 18:02:51] David: Man I wanna play some jax
[19/03/2014 18:02:53] Chrkolby: lw still scales a lot better with your abilities
[19/03/2014 18:02:58] David: idk
[19/03/2014 18:03:08] David: already have armour pen
[19/03/2014 18:03:09] David: with q
[19/03/2014 18:03:16] Chrkolby: how many triforce procs do you get during the ult channel?
[19/03/2014 18:03:20] David: i get 4
[19/03/2014 18:03:30] Chrkolby: pretty sure triforce doesnt work like that ngl
[19/03/2014 18:05:25] David: meh
[19/03/2014 18:05:29] David: youre probably right
[19/03/2014 18:05:32] Chrkolby: I think lizard -> brut -> lw -> bc is the most efficient standard build
[19/03/2014 18:05:33] David: i used to go brut -> lw
[19/03/2014 18:05:41] Chrkolby: triforce on wukong doesnt sound very good
[19/03/2014 18:05:45] David: it
[19/03/2014 18:05:48] David: really is tho
[19/03/2014 18:06:40] Chrkolby: if you play him as assassin I'd rather get like blade or some *beep*
[19/03/2014 18:06:44] David: nah
[19/03/2014 18:06:46] David: well
[19/03/2014 18:07:16] David: Stats
+25 attack damage
[19/03/2014 18:07:29] David: i think
[19/03/2014 18:07:40] David: brut-> lw is prolly best
[19/03/2014 18:07:42] David: i used to go that
[19/03/2014 18:07:52] David: but brut->bc->triforce
[19/03/2014 18:07:58] David: just felt better
[19/03/2014 18:07:58] David: tbh
[19/03/2014 18:11:52] Chrkolby: man, the most *beep* part about the lichbane nerf for lulu is that it scales with 75% base AD now instead of the 50 flat damage
[19/03/2014 18:11:58] Chrkolby: and lulu has the 2nd lowest base ad in the game
[19/03/2014 18:12:07] Chrkolby: with the 2nd lowest increase per level
[19/03/2014 18:12:38] Chrkolby: so while some champs gets more damage from that part of the change lulu gets even less damage
[19/03/2014 18:13:11] David: athenes -> bloodthirster -> lichbane
[19/03/2014 18:13:13] David: new lulu build
[19/03/2014 18:13:21] Chrkolby: it's base ad...
[19/03/2014 18:13:50] David: ye...
[19/03/2014 18:14:09] Chrkolby: so why would you get bt
[19/03/2014 18:14:33] David: i was only joking
[19/03/2014 18:14:34] David: <.<
[19/03/2014 18:14:53] Chrkolby: ye but it's not really funny when it just sounds ignorant
[19/03/2014 18:16:20] David: It kinda doesnt does it
[19/03/2014 18:16:58] Chrkolby: at lvl 10 with athene's and lichbane lulu will do 40 less damage per lichbane proc with the changes
[19/03/2014 18:17:23] David: that's quite a bit
[19/03/2014 18:17:27] David: if you think about laning
[19/03/2014 18:19:15] David: chris do you own vi on any accounts
[19/03/2014 18:19:19] David: that i could try her on?
[19/03/2014 18:19:25] Chrkolby: no
[19/03/2014 18:19:29] David: feck
[19/03/2014 18:19:42] Chrkolby: well idk what champs I own
[19/03/2014 18:20:02] David: rengar freeweek
[19/03/2014 18:20:03] David: mmm
[19/03/2014 18:20:48] Chrkolby: oh my NA owns vi, but it's not much practice to play against bronze
[19/03/2014 18:20:49] Chrkolby: ; )
[19/03/2014 18:21:01] David: what does it face in normals?
[19/03/2014 18:21:09] Chrkolby: idk
[19/03/2014 18:21:10] David: acc. i dont wanna play with like 200ping
[19/03/2014 18:21:15] David: zzz
[19/03/2014 18:22:07] Chrkolby: just buy her you *beep*
[19/03/2014 18:22:20] David:
[19/03/2014 18:22:24] David: Yea i prolly will
[19/03/2014 18:22:27] David: I need another jungler
[19/03/2014 18:22:32] David: right now it's just wukong and panth
[19/03/2014 18:22:37] David: and idk how you carry with panth
[19/03/2014 18:22:38] David: tbh
[19/03/2014 18:22:49] David: idk if you can
[19/03/2014 18:24:26] David:
[19/03/2014 18:24:31] David: I don't like this new pound coin
[19/03/2014 18:48:55 | Edited 18:48:59] WB: Panth carries hella hard
[19/03/2014 18:49:07] WB: I watch people on stream just kill squishy champs in one rotation
[19/03/2014 18:50:20] cactuschewer: khazix carries hella hard
[19/03/2014 18:50:28] cactuschewer: i watch people ons tream just kill squishy champs in one rotation
[19/03/2014 18:51:01] WB: *insert current fotm jungler here* carries hella hard...
[19/03/2014 18:54:04] Chrkolby: not if david is playing
[19/03/2014 18:54:54] David: lomo
[19/03/2014 18:55:14] David:
[19/03/2014 18:55:15] David: FOTM
[19/03/2014 18:55:31] David:
[19/03/2014 18:55:33] David: FOTM
[19/03/2014 18:55:46] David: i cant play any other fotm tho
[19/03/2014 18:55:53] David: might have to bring back the shaco you know
[19/03/2014 18:57:28] Chrkolby: beaver do you know who that *beep* slayerr sold his acc to is?
[19/03/2014 19:10:16] WB: I do not
[19/03/2014 19:10:55] Chrkolby: god I fkn hate slayerr
[19/03/2014 19:11:17] WB: ...
[19/03/2014 19:11:18] WB: you can't say that
[19/03/2014 19:11:21] WB: and then not tell me
[19/03/2014 19:11:31] Chrkolby: what I have no idea
[19/03/2014 19:11:33] WB: oh
[19/03/2014 19:11:34] Chrkolby: I just know it's some *beep*
[19/03/2014 19:11:38] Chrkolby: that is moe
[19/03/2014 19:11:40] WB: I thought you were gonna reveal some massive fgt
[19/03/2014 19:11:40] Chrkolby: now with all his bases
[19/03/2014 19:11:42] Chrkolby: in my galaxy
[19/03/2014 19:11:43] WB: who he sold it to
[19/03/2014 19:11:45] Chrkolby: and he is gonna
[19/03/2014 19:11:46] Chrkolby: whore up my *beep*
[19/03/2014 19:11:47] WB: lemme ask him
