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Re: Dear SLS

Postby SilverKnight » Fri 21 Nov, 2014 03:41

That's not what SLS said last time they came to N27 to launch on N28...

of course back then you had 7:1 fleet advantage.

You won't ever get that again.

Because since Midway is no longer at the helm of SLS, SLS has clearly started having a stench reminiscent of a fish store where the power went out that were powering the freezers.

Heck you stink worse at AE than Geno Smith stinks at quarterback.

I'm scrapping my turrets to up my eco on my bases, so they will have nice huge pillages. Come on down, if you think you got the intestinal fortituse, the testicles, and the fleet to be more relevant than Lindsey Lohan's laundry.

N27. That's where I am. bring it coward.

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby Overlord Baal » Fri 21 Nov, 2014 20:30

Well done Silverknight, this actually made my 30,000,000 year old face grin (slightly).

The sheer, sheer irony, of the little boy hiding behind his King pimps shouting "coward" at those who stand against the largest zerg-force the Astroverse has seen, is almost enough to break reality itself. Apparently it's easy to throw insults hiding behind big tough multi-fed empires!

You have your facts wrong, about SLS, Midway and probably about what a naked girl looks like too. Unless you've found a mirror that somehow hasn't cracked in protest at your face or "box" when you gazed into it. Unlikely, but possible.

I have no idea what a "quarterback" is, it sounds like something I accidently read in one of Balor's mis-delivered "boy magazines". Whatever turns you on, little fellow; I'm sure the pain will have gone by the morning.

Since you've got pipe's desease and have brought up the subject of male genitalia, I can confirm that being a cyborg, I can use bluetooth and USB to attach up to 256 testicles at once. I have a collection of over four-thousand, each with varying degress of additional functionality. Sometimes I give your mother "the full load". Keeps her busy for weeks, poor wretched creature. Still, at least she doesn't starve.

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby SilverKnight » Sat 22 Nov, 2014 11:35

yawn. I already went up there, scouted you out and went home the LONG way through the teens.

SLS security protocols are so terrible, Care Bears could sneak through it.

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby Vaters » Sat 22 Nov, 2014 19:20

SilverKnight wrote:yawn. I already went up there, scouted you out and went home the LONG way through the teens.

SLS security protocols are so terrible, Care Bears could sneak through it.
Unfortunately levis are having a pretty hard time, recently... But care bears are a definite.

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby Overlord Baal » Sun 23 Nov, 2014 21:10

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SilverKnight wrote:yawn. I already went up there, scouted you out and went home the LONG way through the teens.

SLS security protocols are so terrible, Care Bears could sneak through it.
Unfortunately levis are having a pretty hard time, recently... But care bears are a definite.

Our security has let a little slip through. Given that we're fighting agains a professional cheating racket of King multis, feeding stacks and low level gate accounts that's only to be expected.

But almost 18 months after SLS decided to take a stand against King, here we sand. Eighteen months of being outnumbered 3:1. Eighteen months of inactive, retarded Misery's backstabbing. Eighteen months of attacks, launches, and recalls. Eighteen months of isolation, defensive strategy only and few targets able to be hit.

And yet we retain the activity to frighten you all into not being able to attack directly!

Either we're very, very good...


... or Balor is scared of losing his fleets...


... or King simply don't trust WKYSB and Misery's Down's Syndrome lot...


... we suspect it's actually all of the above!


So you hit some naked fleet carriers. I have congratulated Nightstalker on a successful operation. But it's hardly a game changer. If all your 12+ billion zerg fleet can do is his naked carriers... I think SLS security will be pretty safe for now!

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby SilverKnight » Mon 24 Nov, 2014 00:43

I snuck several thousand Ion frigates through the 40s, just scouting.

And you never saw any of them...

lolSLS

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby Overlord Baal » Mon 24 Nov, 2014 00:50

SilverKnight wrote:I snuck several thousand Ion frigates through the 40s, just scouting.

And you never saw any of them...

lolSLS
Well, I saw them, which is why NightStalker just congratulated me on an excellent spot!

Next line of babble to put away please, SilverKnight?

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby SilverKnight » Mon 24 Nov, 2014 00:58

if you actually saw them, you would have derbed them.

Fail.

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby Overlord Baal » Mon 24 Nov, 2014 13:32

SilverKnight wrote:if you actually saw them, you would have derbed them.

Fail.
Because obviously my stars are both quick enough to catch frigates, and also the best unit to bring six galaxies to face ion with.

Your mother feels only slightly sorry for dropping you at the special clinic when you were born. That's not the only pain she feels inside her, however.

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby SilverKnight » Sun 30 Nov, 2014 08:07

come on, I'm scrapping my turrets awaiting your invasion. What's the matter?

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby Overlord Baal » Tue 02 Dec, 2014 16:18

SilverKnight wrote:come on, I'm scrapping my turrets awaiting your invasion. What's the matter?
I've already told you, and I am not a necron prone to repeating myself to fools.

I USE DEATH STARS. IT WOULD TAKE THREE MONTHS TO EXTERMINATE YOU.


Pay attention.

And I'm always ready for a fight.

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Now I've a question for you. Do WTF?, BOW and WKYSB all use the same Dark Art DSIS DB?

I only ask because we've detected some very suspicious activity, particularly for instance the attempted invasion last night in which we saw nine WTF tagged empires recall in no less than 1 minute. We know you multi; that's why King's professional cheating syndicate is so far ahead (and why Balor was... *ahem* punished... by the Great Galactic Gods and Godesses!);but we didn't realise you let computers make moves for you!

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby SilverKnight » Wed 03 Dec, 2014 04:18

you heard of PM's skype and text messaging?

There are SO many LEGAL ways to get things done, no point in doing things contrary to the ToS.

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby Overlord Baal » Thu 04 Dec, 2014 12:22

SilverKnight wrote:you heard of PM's skype and text messaging?

There are SO many LEGAL ways to get things done, no point in doing things contrary to the ToS.
Oh, of course. Everything you do is squeaky clean.

I wish your sister was like that.

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby DstoneVM » Mon 08 Dec, 2014 05:38

Overlord Baal wrote:
SilverKnight wrote:you heard of PM's skype and text messaging?

There are SO many LEGAL ways to get things done, no point in doing things contrary to the ToS.
Oh, of course. Everything you do is squeaky clean.

I wish your sister was like that.

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9 people is really nothing for us honestly dude... a requirement for every op is being reachable by phone constantly with ring on high and being withing 5 minutes of a computer. if u cant meet the reqs you dont come... we use skype we dont issue recalls unless everyone is there and online unless we absolutely have to

if you imposed such rules... maybe youd still have Chub.... At least Chaos has a working phone unless he was just trying to wait as long as possible to recall for some reason, the FRs were salivating

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Re: Dear SLS

Postby Overlord Baal » Mon 08 Dec, 2014 23:41

We have similar protocols. Unfortunately as they say "life happens".

Lucky catch. Still, I think we'd trade a small Chub fleet for what we stole!

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