the Bow story

[Overlord Baal]

you really need to stop projecting. "My Little Pony" --- that's a you problem.

Slightly better, but still quite inaccurate.

I do have a collection of very fine, very beautiful lovely young fillies/ponies from all over the Novaverse, and I regularly enjoy projecting all over them in the most messy of ways, so much so that in fact I try to project on them all at least once a week. Perhaps the "pet" names have confused you. Anyway, your mother was once in my collection, an exquisite creature she was, pretty enough but retarded, and once she'd been decontaminated she made a fair enough addition to the Royal Court's breeding stock. Unfortunately I had to let her go after I knackered her with a heavy session of attachment number 7 (lovingly named "the multi-spiked stallion") and her fabric was torn and ripped, and her insides were truely ruined. I returned this once-fine little pony to her home and I think she still eeks out a pitiful existance in some paddock on a crap 5th position asteroid in an unfashionable part of the teens. I occassionally receive letters from her, begging me to take her back. Can you ask her to stop please, it's a long way to send a death star to destroy said paddock.

Kind regards,

Phaeron Ba'al

[SilverKnight]

I won't bother quoting, because I am cool like that.

However I found this picture of you in your home outfit :

[Overlord Baal]

Wrong again.

Another dissappointing, boring, unwitty reply.

To correct your ignorance I enclose a picture of my fine self:

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In addition, if you believe that I, a thirty million year old immortal cyborg necron, made of unobtanium and raw, pulsing hyper-dimensional energy, Phaeron of a majestic and sprawling galactic empire, with almost 200 death stars at my command, adored and worshipped as a god-among-men by over one trillion souls spread throughout the stars, is in any way delusional, then I think that says much more about you than about me. Little boy, I am your god-king, a sage amongst village idiots; a phaeron betwixt slaves; an emperor and a glorious one at that. Delunsional? Don't make me laugh. You'll be dead within 90 years, I can bare fart in that time. Your petty human empires rise and fall in the blink of my eye (or would, if I blinked).

Pathetic, human mortal.

Kind regards,

Phaeron Ba'al
Overlord of the Galactic Dynasty

[SilverKnight]

trying to post a picture that matches the size of your ego?



Big ego to compensate for small *ahem* ...




Here is your mom measuring ... before she died laughing.

[Overlord Baal]

I only sent you a big picture as I know how much you love putting up pictures of very handsome men on your bedroom walls.



Being a cyborg I can swap my equipment around; I have around 1,400 pieces to use on my slavegirls. I've already alluded to the fact that one of them broke your poor mother, others are more gentle. Some of them are barbed, some have a built in flame-thrower. All good fun, and I'm eternally grateful to the person who invented plug and play.


First you claim to have disappointed my mother at a dinner party; now you claim she died laughing. Logical narrative seems is clearly foreign to you. I suppose someone as used to KY jelly as you is well adversed to slipping around and your rationality seems to do the same. This irrationallity, or "struggle with reality" allows you to make arbitary decisions like back-stabbing BoW and then using post-hoc justification narrative for your crimes. ACE should take note; though SilverKnight is too incompetent to be let anywhere near WKYSB leadeship, he still betrays the same poor attitude and battle doctrine as them. Friends when it helps, enemies 15 minutes later. The message to ACE couldn't be clearer: you're next, and now the universe waits for you to become men, fighting, standing, proud men; not weak little slavegirls kneeling down, carrying out your masters' bidding until they slit your throats like pigs and have done with you.

Kind regards,

Overlord Ba'al

[Baylor]

He is just mad that they lost the info war, that the tears didn't bring back bow from the grave (kww shipyards), and now is devolving into nonsense that is not related to anything topic(s)-germane at all.

[SilverKnight]

He is just mad that they lost the info war, that the tears didn't bring back bow from the grave (kww shipyards), and now is devolving into nonsense that is not related to anything topic(s)-germane at all.

no kidding...

[Overlord Baal]

He is just mad that they lost the info war, that the tears didn't bring back bow from the grave (kww shipyards), and now is devolving into nonsense that is not related to anything topic(s)-germane at all.

The grand master himself speaks... what pity there's nothing of any interest (again).

Balor, you claimed a few months ago to SLS's great amusement that "God" had made you more intelligent and far more clever in the preceding few weeks. I assume from your above statement that God realised his mistake, and has humbled you down to Silverknight's level of infantile idiocy. Did it hurt, and did it involve large complex medical interventions provided by supository?

Tell me, Balor, what did you and your inept and largely inactive King leadership say to BoW in the weeks preceeding your back stab? And explain the differences between those kind words and the soft pillow-talk now being lovingly and repeatedly spoken into the ears of WFT? and ACE en masse by your army of deluded supporters on your orders. Your mass propaganda attempt to lull your next victims into a false sense of security is hardly going unnoticed. Why, even now they gather their forces against your orders and consider their position... perhaps you could explain why anyone should ever trust a breath you unfortunately utter ever again.


Don't accuse me of 'tears'. The only tears I give are the ones I give your sisters and aunties when I'm finished with your mother. You know I care little for your flimsy, short human lives. As far as I can see, you're rather prone to shedding a few tears yourself, expecially when photographical images of you are made available for the Novaverse to laugh at you with.

If I may, are you still upset about being 'dealt' with b the galactic gods and goddesses for cheaing? Does it hurt you, even a little bit, to know you got found out?

Kindest regards,

Phaeron Ba'al

[SilverKnight]

I dunno, since ACE fleets are assisting me in smacking down SLS and BOW assets in N29.

I made serious bank off of the BOW bases... did they stop spending their credits?

[Overlord Baal]

I dunno, since ACE fleets are assisting me in smacking down SLS and BOW assets in N29.

I made serious bank off of the BOW bases... did they stop spending their credits?

Newbies be newbies. Tell me about this: [WKYSB] Silverknight vs. [BoW] MrPom losses: 91,985 / 2,085

Overlord Ba'al

[SilverKnight]

I dunno, since ACE fleets are assisting me in smacking down SLS and BOW assets in N29.

I made serious bank off of the BOW bases... did they stop spending their credits?

Newbies be newbies. Tell me about this: [WKYSB] Silverknight vs. [BoW] MrPom losses: 91,985 / 2,085

Overlord Ba'al

Breaking the rings. made 20K overall profit on the hit itself, and my intent is permanent residual income from occupation there. Not like he is putting up any resistance. the profit is from 88K debris + 31K pilliage minus the 91K fleet used.

plus I get 1/3 of the base's income from now on.

[Overlord Baal]

I dunno, since ACE fleets are assisting me in smacking down SLS and BOW assets in N29.

I made serious bank off of the BOW bases... did they stop spending their credits?

Newbies be newbies. Tell me about this: [WKYSB] Silverknight vs. [BoW] MrPom losses: 91,985 / 2,085

Overlord Ba'al

Breaking the rings. made 20K overall profit on the hit itself, and my intent is permanent residual income from occupation there. Not like he is putting up any resistance.

Come off it, I doubt you made 20k on that hit.

You asked if they stopped spening their credits; don't know, and I don't really care, but likely they felt four days ago that they were safe as they were allied with you, so could probably afford to stockpile. Maybe you even asked them to stockpile? Have you asked ACE yet?

OLB

[SilverKnight]

the pillage was pretty high. I think your boys gave up and stopped logging in. Leaving money just laying around ready for old pirates like me to actually make a profit on their turtled up bases on the hit itself.

that was the 4th base I pillaged today. Smallest pillage of the day. 31K is a big pillage, but the other three pillages I got off of SLS and BOW bases were bigger. (Almost 90K on one of them)

Realistically SLS and BOW are circling the drain, going down the pipe after the toilet handle got toggled.

[Overlord Baal]

the pillage was pretty high. I think your boys gave up and stopped logging in. Leaving money just laying around ready for old pirates like me to actually make a profit on their turtled up bases on the hit itself.

Not my boys. They were your boys, however. Do you remember you were allied with them last week?

that was the 4th base I pillaged today. Smallest pillage of the day. 31K is a big pillage, but the other three pillages I got off of SLS and BOW bases were bigger. (Almost 90K on one of them)

You've not hit an SLS base in the SH. Sure, you try to sneak ion frigates into the lower 40's now and again, but we know your landing zones.

Realistically SLS and BOW are circling the drain, going down the pipe after the toilet handle got toggled.

Fleet: #1
Economy: #1
Technology: #1
Experience: #1
Level: #1

If we're circling the toilet, your zerg's in the sewer. Or maybe you only keep your heads up by pushing down on your allies in backstabs? Floating on BoW this week, ACE the week after and maybe WTF? in April.

Overlord Ba'al

[SilverKnight]

Top Guilds Ranked by Fleet
Rank Guild Name Fleet Members avg. per member
1 [KING] Bow 6,023,971,415 98 61,469,096
2 [~SLS~] Sheep loving shepherds 5,706,356,755 153 37,296,449
3 [WKYSB] We Kill Your Space Boats 5,126,811,380 125 41,014,491
4 [WTF?] Want To Fight? 3,484,000,410 130 26,800,003
5 [*ACE*] Flying Aces 1,146,600,005 43 26,665,116
6 [BoW] Brotherhood of Warriors 1,109,792,140 117 9,485,403

SLS and BOW are not number 1 in fleet

KING + WKYSB + *ACE* + WTF? = 6B+5.1B+3.4B +1.1B = 15.6 Billion credits of fleet

~SLS~ + BoW = 5.7B + 1.1B = 6.8 Billion credits of fleet. not the 3:1 needed to just bum rush you off the server, but you are not at any kind of an advantage.

This is you.

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This is what you are doing.

Another inconvenient problem caused by my occupying those certain bases : they are Capital bases.

Increases economy by 10 and other bases by 1. -15% empire income while occupied.

Each Capital base is wonderful until they are occupied, then your whole empire suffers a serious major economic hit. 15% of a 4K economy is 600 credits an hour GONE.

That's 3 cruisers an hour not being built, because they can't be paid for. I'm starting to collect capital base occupations like scalps.