Today's Update from The Mighty Lowers

[poeticmotion]

[AKB48] AKA "The Mighty Lowers" believes in openness and transparency. In response to the recent spike in guilds leaking each other's Skype logs on the forums, we here at AKB48's award-winning Public Information and Education (PIE) Department have unveiled our latest revolutionary initiative to improve Pegasus/Pasta/Poetic server. Instead of waiting for our Skype logs to get leaked and doctored, we'll publish our own. Suck on that, Julian Assange!

Today's Skype Highlights from The Mighty Lowers:

[1:45:41 AM CrazynTough Kiwi: wanted to see if you could spite him
[1:46:01 AM] PoeticMotion: My RCs are in flight right now anyway
[1:46:14 AM] PoeticMotion: I did a ninja raid in XX a few hours ago with Sassy
[1:46:42 AM] PoeticMotion: Left my CR at home, took out a 90k TBT CR fleet with FT from my carriers + some vettes
[1:46:48 AM] PoeticMotion: gave me base 16
[1:46:52 AM] PoeticMotion: and a b***r
[1:49:26 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: ah
[1:49:29 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: nice
[1:55:39 AM] PoeticMotion: the base or the expression of sexual desire for a passing victory in a half-abandoned spreadsheet game?
[1:57:49 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: both
[1:58:33 AM] PoeticMotion: ^^ I'm not sure how to take that, but I'm debating between crying myself to sleep while listening to dashboard confessional or trying to make AE porns in MSPaint

[2/23/2014 2:01:35 PM] David: im just in too many chats for a server i dont even play
[2/23/2014 2:01:37 PM] Wlerin (Korisu): 2014-02-23 19:55:24 Korisu Reject member (reason: lolno) ***** ****
[2/23/2014 2:01:42 PM] David: ****ING
[2/23/2014 2:01:46 PM] David: that's my cousin dude
[2/23/2014 2:01:48 PM] Wlerin (Korisu): lolz
[2/23/2014 2:01:52 PM] Wlerin (Korisu): yeee
[2/23/2014 2:02:00 PM] Wlerin (Korisu): yer family is almost as large as ali's
[2/23/2014 2:02:30 PM] CrazynTough Kiwi: I'm sure Helium or w/e was ur uncle
[2/23/2014 2:02:48 PM] David: maybe
[2/23/2014 2:03:16 PM] CrazynTough Kiwi: <3 for not hating me for chomping a couple of his bases.

[2/23/2014 1:55:54 PM] David: you've gotten a real bad attitude these days kiwi.
[2/23/2014 1:56:00 PM] CrazynTough Kiwi: no u
[2/23/2014 1:56:18 PM] CrazynTough Kiwi: CrazynTough Kiwi sticks his tongue out.
[2/23/2014 1:56:46 PM] David: David whips out his d***
[2/23/2014 1:57:02 PM] ian8144: ian8144 gets a knife
[2/23/2014 1:57:06 PM] David: suck on this
[2/23/2014 1:57:22 PM] CrazynTough Kiwi: CrazynTough Kiwi gets a mircoscope to try and see the d***.
[2/23/2014 1:57:31 PM] David: David b-baka
[2/23/2014 1:57:53 PM] CrazynTough Kiwi: Sorry, no can do. No foreskin.
[2/23/2014 1:57:59 PM] sassy pants: whoa
[2/23/2014 1:58:15 PM] sassy pants: sassy pants stops lurking to have a peek
[2/23/2014 1:58:16 PM] David: no foreskin looks so much better tho
[2/23/2014 1:58:19 PM] CrazynTough Kiwi: j/k
[2/23/2014 1:58:30 PM] CrazynTough Kiwi: <3 David
[2/23/2014 1:58:32 PM] David: im sure sassy agrees with me

[2/23/2014 1:56:21 AM] PoeticMotion: I'm the top non-caps acct for guild for xp now
[2/23/2014 1:56:24 AM] PoeticMotion: #winning
[2/23/2014 1:56:46 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: now I have to derb you
[2/23/2014 1:56:55 AM] Battle: i think you are the first person in guild to kill a big fleet
[2/23/2014 1:56:59 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: you know
[2/23/2014 1:57:03 AM] Battle: that wasnt a kd
[2/23/2014 1:57:06 AM] Battle: lol
[2/23/2014 1:57:08 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: just to make sure you stay there
[2/23/2014 1:58:19 AM] PoeticMotion: Please don't hurt me

[2/23/2014 6:39:33 PM] Battle: all of this is irrelevant
[2/23/2014 6:39:48 PM] Battle: since i guit servers before this is important to think about
[2/23/2014 6:39:54 PM] sassy pants: lol
[2/23/2014 6:39:55 PM] Battle: ie bout to quit this one
[2/23/2014 6:39:58 PM] sassy pants: wat
[2/23/2014 6:40:08 PM] Battle:
[2/23/2014 6:40:22 PM] Battle: by bout to quit
[2/23/2014 6:40:27 PM] Battle: i mean i have like a month left
[2/23/2014 6:40:32 PM] sassy pants: yea w/e
[2/23/2014 6:40:35 PM] sassy pants: yer so full of it
[2/23/2014 6:40:39 PM] Battle: and by month i mean 12
[2/23/2014 6:40:48 PM] Battle: and by quit i mean keep playing

And, most importantly for the day, [AKB48]'s official commentary on the Omega crash:

[2/23/2014 12:18:51 PM] monkey/L~: how stupid is rich
[2/23/2014 12:18:58 PM] David: ALBERT SAID NOW JUST TIME TO KILL CAD
[2/23/2014 12:19:00 PM] David: SPAM FORUMS
[2/23/2014 12:19:16 PM] David: WARN YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS
[2/23/2014 12:19:16 PM] monkey/L~: he would probably have stood a better chance in this server too,china might have been better disposed to him if he had helped them in O
[2/23/2014 12:19:37 PM] (Why) Tasman: I had fun. It's good to be a complete peon and not have to worry about anything.
[2/23/2014 12:19:58 PM] (Why) Tasman: It's also good to have just been simming so long you don't care much anymore

In other important news from the Lowers today:

China Royal Family Continues Tour of the Mighty Lowers, Does Not Comply With Strict No Littering Policy

In this year's "Better Homes and Gardens Tour" of the Mighty Lowers, a large group of Chinese tourists, many rumored to be part of the Royal Family, continued touring the breathtaking architectural wonders and marvelous award-winning gardens of lowers residents. Although the tour groups failed to comply with AKB48's 'No Littering' and 'All Pets Must Be Leashed' policies, cleanup crews reported having no problem keeping the tour route clear, clean, and welcoming for future guests.

[AKB48] PoetiXXX Motion vs. [TBT] King Baal losses: 370050 / 1154165

[AKB48] State Department Is Slashed In Latest Round of Budget Cuts; Diplomacy Rendered Irrelevant by Declarations of War Against Everyone

In recent cutbacks, the AKB48 State Department was slashed to a fraction of its previous budget. AKB48 VP for Public Relations PoeticMotion commented in a press conference this morning "Well, hell, we've already declared war on everyone, what diplomacy do we have left to do?" AKB48 GM Sassy Pants was unavailable for comment as she was busy screaming at people to build more P-shields, but the AKB48 PR Department will be happy to post her opinion on these surprising developments as soon as she's done.

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We here at the AKB48 PIE Department remain committed to keeping the population of Pegasus educated, informed, and up to date on how politics and wars are affecting the most important and amazing cluster in Pegasus, The Mighty Lowers. Until next time...



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Out-takes from today's edition of the 'Lowers Update':

[7:50:21 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: Cuz I'm pro
[7:50:24 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: or lucky
[7:50:34 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: Can't figure out which.
[7:50:36 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: Help.
[7:59:22 AM] PoeticMotion: Ummm...is there a none of the above option?
[7:59:31 AM] PoeticMotion: If you were lucky, you'd be playing for China
[7:59:46 AM] PoeticMotion: If you were pro, you'd be playing for EPA...ohwai
[8:00:09 AM] CrazynTough Kiwi: CrazynTough Kiwi commits suicide.

[Nextotus]

+1

[Xareth]

Well I gotta say thats quality. Need more of this in AE forum.

+1

[poeticmotion]

This just in: [AKB48] declares war on New Mexico!

[6:06:43 PM] Neil: Im back to 3K ** and 13K ** if theres something someone wants to kill today lol
[6:12:56 PM] PoeticMotion: China.
[6:12:57 PM] PoeticMotion: All of it.
[6:13:06 PM] monkey/L~: tibet too?
[6:14:56 PM] PoeticMotion: No, but North Korea, Mongolia and New Mexico are all fair game.
[6:21:24 PM] Neil: New Mexico?
[6:24:56 PM] PoeticMotion: I hate cactuses. And road runners.

These logs have not been doctored in any way. This service brought to you by the [AKB48] Public Information and Education Department, to keep you up to date with important news from Pegasus's most critical cluster.

[battleWill]

Im just giving this a bump, doing the pegasus world a favor since this is way better reading then most the trash on these borums

[Hampster..]

There's an ae world outside of the lowers? Forum-wise it seems somewhat barren of anything that passes for interesting/creative life. We really should go invigorate them a little once this horde of Mongolians stops prancing around our great shield wall.

Edit: Oh wait we never built one of those... I guess that's their thing. I still think Sassy should push even harder for a PShield defensive line. Ah well. Back to watching the hive mind.

[armenia4ever]

Lowers update day... I've lost track from the constant shelling.



We will continue to fight on, but the numbers and hordes we are facing delay our devotion to courage and direction action against greater numbers. WE are however always thinking outside the box. As our brilliant strategists and forum warriors brainstormed for solutions and possible actions, we have all agreed that it is best to use the enemies tactics against themselves:



From the Lowers to China: Do you even lift bro? We didn't think so. Our resistance will be mighty, our counter attacks swift, and if you thought the Dalai Lama was a handful, think again. We shall fight in our mountains, in our homes, and in our streets. We all have weapons, unlike the disarmed populaces of galaxies you are used to trampling with little effort.

Our motto stands tall in the face of opposition: Get bent China. Daddy is here, and he takes prisoners to his basement for interrogation.

[poeticmotion]

Isn't he in exile?

[Wlerin]

sshhh don't ruin it.

[DeityLord]

yeeeeeeee boi
gayvid has no time to play srz

[mustard_crack]

This just in: [AKB48] declares war on New Mexico!

[6:06:43 PM] Neil: Im back to 3K ** and 13K ** if theres something someone wants to kill today lol
[6:12:56 PM] PoeticMotion: China.
[6:12:57 PM] PoeticMotion: All of it.
[6:13:06 PM] monkey/L~: tibet too?
[6:14:56 PM] PoeticMotion: No, but North Korea, Mongolia and New Mexico are all fair game.
[6:21:24 PM] Neil: New Mexico?
[6:24:56 PM] PoeticMotion: I hate cactuses. And road runners.

These logs have not been doctored in any way. This service brought to you by the [AKB48] Public Information and Education Department, to keep you up to date with important news from Pegasus's most critical cluster.

those logs are obviously fake. I demand to see SS from four different angles along with the login to your skype account to verify

[Hash]

These logs can't be fake. There's no mention of either Alicus or Addex anywhere.

[FrostyGoblin]

These logs can't be fake. There's no mention of either Alicus or Addex anywhere.

Isn't that percisely WHY they're fake?

[Luftwaffe]

yeeeeeeee boi
gayvid has no time to play srz

Aren't you married or something? You should have no time to post on the forums.

[-Benji-]

yeeeeeeee boi
gayvid has no time to play srz

Aren't you married or something? You should have no time to post on the forums.

Didnt you quit like over a month ago?