Today's Update from The Mighty Lowers

[DeityLord]

yeeeeeeee boi
gayvid has no time to play srz

Aren't you married or something? You should have no time to post on the forums.

No time for ingame, forums are something else

[Addex]

yeeeeeeee boi
gayvid has no time to play srz

Aren't you married or something? You should have no time to post on the forums.

Didnt you quit like over a month ago?

He got owned in Omega after zerging and failbackstabbing so he has more time to "play" P now.

[AggressiveTurtle]

yeeeeeeee boi
gayvid has no time to play srz

Are you calling me a b**** ni*****?

[armenia4ever]

Update from the Lowers forwarded to Commander Poetic - Admiral of the 10th Fleet : Day 13. I think.


Captain Armenia here. I've gone without sleep for days watching these scoundrels and their hounds plunder the homes of my countrymen like raiders without a cause. Without a purpose. Without an ounce of mercy. Do we fight against humans, or are these Chinese aliens with no dignity?

We have however struck back. Our daunting raiders launched a sneak attack derbing many of their recyclers and turning them into the dust they so richly have reaped. I have however become a changed man through this time of chinese villainy. Their Royal meatshields have taken no mercy upon our women, and for this I have sworn a blood oath of vengeance. When the time comes to reciprocate, there will be BLOOD and forced restitution upon their unwilling and bound bodies.

China... They make me WRITHE and FOAM with drivel. Their useless pustule of a leader shall have his women PLUNDERED BY MY HAND!!!! Oh sorry, where was I? ... I get carried away sometimes on this space rock me and my crew are perched on as we sleeplessly observe the movements of the chinese hordes in the distance. Know this commander Poetic, I will not rest until we have avenged our fallen.

[Blood saint]

Nice Role play right their buddy.