Why I'm the best player in Andromeda

[Jarhead]

TO: [REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox 19 Mar 2015, 22:39:56
What the hell kind of name is Fleet Reaper?

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report 19 Mar 2015, 22:40:21
lol. Just look at the exp ranking for me, should say it all ^.^

TO:[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox 19 Mar 2015, 22:41:10
It says you're mildly autistic and have a horrible sense of what constitutes an adequate name.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report 19 Mar 2015, 22:42:47
lol. I take it you're a bit upset that i'm perma occing you?

TO:[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox 19 Mar 2015, 22:43:35
Wait you think using one fighter as an occupation force is perma occing me?

Battle Report Forward - Copy to Board - Copy to Savebox 19 Mar 2015, 22:44:01
Battle Report
Location Gotham (A25:XX:XX:XX)
Time 2015-03-19 22:44:01
Server Andromeda
Attack Force
Player [RA!N] The Derbhoe Spy lvl 42.78
Fleet Name Fleet 153
Command Centers 10
Commander Spencer Syan (Production 16)
Defensive Force
Player [REIGN] Fleet Reaper lvl 54.72
Fleet Name Fleet 4686 (Destroyed)

Attack Force
Unit Start Quant. End Quant. Power Armour Shield
Fighters 2 1 6.9 4.7 0

Defensive Force
Unit Start Quant. End Quant. Power Armour Shield
Fighters 1 0 4.7 4.8 0

Total cost of units destroyed: 10 ( Attacker: 5 ; Defender: 5 )
Experience: ( Attacker: +1 ; Defender: +0 )
New debris in space: 6

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report 19 Mar 2015, 22:44:26
Nope. But the 3 mil odd fleet i've got within 20 minutes of you counts me thinks ^.^

TO:[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox 19 Mar 2015, 22:45:25
Oh, did you want to ram that into my prings too for a loss like Broccoli did?

You could probably ask the rest of your guildmates how to suck harder. You're pretty terrible but I know if you try hard you could get worse.

TO:[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox 19 Mar 2015, 22:47:11
A25:XX:XX:XX

That's only 30,000 are you too stupid to count?

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report 19 Mar 2015, 22:48:36
lol. That's all I need for the moment to deal with you

TO:[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox 19 Mar 2015, 22:50:03
It's a shame that my friends shot me before you did.

I'd like to show you what actual skill in this game looks like.

Battle Report Forward - Copy to Board - Copy to Savebox 19 Mar 2015, 22:55:45
Battle Report
Location Gotham (A25:XX:XX:XX)
Time 2015-03-19 22:55:45
Server Andromeda
Attack Force
Player [REIGN] Fleet Reaper lvl 54.71
Fleet Name Fleet 4700
Defensive Force
Player [RA!N] The Derbhoe Spy lvl 42.78
Fleet Name Fleet 153 (Destroyed)
Base 58582
Start Defenses 0.2%
End Defenses 0%
Command Centers 10
Commander Spencer Syan (Production 16)

Attack Force
Unit Start Quant. End Quant. Power Armour Shield
Fighters 1200 1193 4.7 4.8 0
Frigate 300 299 26.4 28.8 0

Defensive Force
Unit Start Quant. End Quant. Power Armour Shield
Fighters 1 0 6.9 4.7 0
Planetary Shield 0.01 0 6.8 4812.8 37
Planetary Ring 0.02 0 3174.4 2406.4 22.2

Total cost of units destroyed: 120 ( Attacker: 115 ; Defender: 5 )
Experience: ( Attacker: +4 ; Defender: +8 )
New debris in space: 67
Attacker conquered the base
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I can ACTUALLY make the enemy move their own fleet AND attack for a loss, simply with the sheer power of my will.

I am a God.

[Ice Pick]

You are a trash can.

Learn to bank

[ViG90]

You are a trash can.

Learn to bank

[FrostyGoblin]

You are a trash can.

Learn to bank

[Jarhead]

You are a trash can.

Learn to bank

100,000 credits was what I had on hand, that's light work son

[Malkov]

Learn to blank cords

[Chesterton]

Learn to blank cords

Do not be too harsh to the poor fellow. He is clearly new to the forums.

[fendelius]

he didnt change the names either... ((the horrorr!!))

[Winchester]

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 19 2015, 23:28:54
I'm guessing that you're online, yes? Would you be willing to post a message on your guild board for me?

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 19 2015, 23:29:26
Depends what the message is ^.^
And yeah, i'm pretty much always online.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 19 2015, 23:35:11
Hey there, REIGN, it's your old pal Ribbentrop. You guys know that I keep my mobile here: AXX:XX:XX - in fact, one of you has played chicken with it a few times. Well, I just wanted to let you know that tonight is your last chance at it for a while. Let me explain.

As I happily tell everyone, my primary purpose in this game is to build up a good fortress and then kill people on it. Ideally, I'd stick around and be active until someone committed to taking me out. However, this afternoon I received some news that makes this unlikely to work for me. Most of the Derbhoes can verify that a few weeks ago my mom was diagnosed with a very malignant brain tumor; they had initially estimated two years. However, as of today, that has been revised down to three months - it has already grown back to the size it as at before the surgery.

I'm not telling you this to get sympathy or a break. I fully expect - and encourage - you guys to keep at it, just as I'll continue hitting you. My point is that I'm simply not going to have the energy to keep my mobile alive on my own terms, and that means that whatever is left by the time I go to bed tonight is going to join up with the FPS blob. If someone wants to take a crack at it, now's the chance - I guarantee fireworks to anyone that comes for it.

Cheers, and let's keep the violence going. Good luck!

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 19 2015, 23:43:13
Best wishes to your and your family bud ^.^
Also, we're debating on smashing it, or just waiting till it's gone and perma occing the rest of your bases/ your guys. It's a toss up atm ^.^

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 19 2015, 23:44:37
Come on, give me a present. I just want to make things die.


[sexybattlereport]Total cost of units destroyed: 1617645 ( Attacker: 541070 ; Defender: 1076575 )
Experience: ( Attacker: +81280 ; Defender: +80092 )
New debris in space: 841175[/sexybattlereport]



[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 20 2015, 00:48:11
You ran? Seriously?

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 20 2015, 00:49:33
I didn't run. I blew up a million fleet. What, you expected me to suicide 15 leviathans onto a giant HC stack?

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 20 2015, 00:50:35
You wanted us to send, then you *beep*ed out. Pathetic.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 20 2015, 00:51:11
I guaranteed fireworks, and fireworks were provided. What more do you want? I never promised that you'd get to zero me.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 20 2015, 00:55:48
I still had respect for you and your guild, up till this point. That ends today. Your former guild is going to be wiped off this server, plain and simple. No mercy, no compromise, no nothing. Don't you dare ask for a single god damn thing, be it prayers, leaniancy, whatever.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 20 2015, 00:57:32
You're really getting butthurt because I invited you guys to attack me on a base with 22 CCs while I was online, and then used said CCs to get a positive ratio? Everything that I said was 100% true - if you hadn't come for me tonight, then I would have left regardless, without getting to make a decent hit on my fortress. I promised fireworks, and I delivered fireworks. It's not even like that guy took sizable losses - a million fleet really isn't that much for any half decent player.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 20 2015, 01:01:57
You missed the point entirely. Understand that you won't survive on this server. Once FPS is dealt with, i'm personally going to occ all of your bases. You will not continue to play here. I give people one chance, and one chance only. You used yours when you broke the DNH, and this sealed the deal.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 20 2015, 01:04:07
Ooh, I'm trembling. Seriously man, I think you need to step outside. Get some fresh air. Grab your inhaler. Breathe. It'll be okay - I promise. Do...do you need a hug?




So, clearly I'm the best player. What do I win?

[Jarhead]

Learn to blank cords

Pft, blanking coords is for newbs who don't want yellow cards.

[Jarhead]

Learn to blank cords

Do not be too harsh to the poor fellow. He is clearly new to the forums.

You're so cayute.

[Jarhead]

Also Chester, triple post aside I notice you didn't card me for the infractions, it's obvious you're new to modding so we'll cut you a break.

[Rabid Parrots]

Also Chester, triple post aside I notice you didn't card me for the infractions, it's obvious you're new to modding so we'll cut you a break.

A real Trash Talk mother like me don't never get carded!

[Ice Pick]

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 19 2015, 23:28:54
I'm guessing that you're online, yes? Would you be willing to post a message on your guild board for me?

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 19 2015, 23:29:26
Depends what the message is ^.^
And yeah, i'm pretty much always online.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 19 2015, 23:35:11
Hey there, REIGN, it's your old pal Ribbentrop. You guys know that I keep my mobile here: AXX:XX:XX - in fact, one of you has played chicken with it a few times. Well, I just wanted to let you know that tonight is your last chance at it for a while. Let me explain.

As I happily tell everyone, my primary purpose in this game is to build up a good fortress and then kill people on it. Ideally, I'd stick around and be active until someone committed to taking me out. However, this afternoon I received some news that makes this unlikely to work for me. Most of the Derbhoes can verify that a few weeks ago my mom was diagnosed with a very malignant brain tumor; they had initially estimated two years. However, as of today, that has been revised down to three months - it has already grown back to the size it as at before the surgery.

I'm not telling you this to get sympathy or a break. I fully expect - and encourage - you guys to keep at it, just as I'll continue hitting you. My point is that I'm simply not going to have the energy to keep my mobile alive on my own terms, and that means that whatever is left by the time I go to bed tonight is going to join up with the FPS blob. If someone wants to take a crack at it, now's the chance - I guarantee fireworks to anyone that comes for it.

Cheers, and let's keep the violence going. Good luck!

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 19 2015, 23:43:13
Best wishes to your and your family bud ^.^
Also, we're debating on smashing it, or just waiting till it's gone and perma occing the rest of your bases/ your guys. It's a toss up atm ^.^

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 19 2015, 23:44:37
Come on, give me a present. I just want to make things die.


[sexybattlereport]Total cost of units destroyed: 1617645 ( Attacker: 541070 ; Defender: 1076575 )
Experience: ( Attacker: +81280 ; Defender: +80092 )
New debris in space: 841175[/sexybattlereport]



[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 20 2015, 00:48:11
You ran? Seriously?

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 20 2015, 00:49:33
I didn't run. I blew up a million fleet. What, you expected me to suicide 15 leviathans onto a giant HC stack?

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 20 2015, 00:50:35
You wanted us to send, then you *beep*ed out. Pathetic.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 20 2015, 00:51:11
I guaranteed fireworks, and fireworks were provided. What more do you want? I never promised that you'd get to zero me.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 20 2015, 00:55:48
I still had respect for you and your guild, up till this point. That ends today. Your former guild is going to be wiped off this server, plain and simple. No mercy, no compromise, no nothing. Don't you dare ask for a single god damn thing, be it prayers, leaniancy, whatever.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 20 2015, 00:57:32
You're really getting butthurt because I invited you guys to attack me on a base with 22 CCs while I was online, and then used said CCs to get a positive ratio? Everything that I said was 100% true - if you hadn't come for me tonight, then I would have left regardless, without getting to make a decent hit on my fortress. I promised fireworks, and I delivered fireworks. It's not even like that guy took sizable losses - a million fleet really isn't that much for any half decent player.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Reply - Copy Savebox - Block Player - Report Mar 20 2015, 01:01:57
You missed the point entirely. Understand that you won't survive on this server. Once FPS is dealt with, i'm personally going to occ all of your bases. You will not continue to play here. I give people one chance, and one chance only. You used yours when you broke the DNH, and this sealed the deal.

[REIGN] Fleet Reaper Msg - Copy Savebox Mar 20 2015, 01:04:07
Ooh, I'm trembling. Seriously man, I think you need to step outside. Get some fresh air. Grab your inhaler. Breathe. It'll be okay - I promise. Do...do you need a hug?




So, clearly I'm the best player. What do I win?

So to summarize...

AE is seriously retarded business.

[JigokuShoujo]

So to summarize...

AE is seriously retarded business.

depends on who you play with. see, what the Derbhoes do keeps me in stitches, they always deliver the goods.