To whom it may concern,
I am aware (Malkov) that some of you (all of you) have some negative feelings (pure hatred) for our latest recruit, Jetfire, and that is exactly why he is the perfect addition to our company. After all, we are an organization built on the principles and values of Trash Talk. Do you know any TTers that started out loved and respected by all? I don't (Guitar Man).
We here at Derbhoes will mold and shape Jetfire into one of our own. We will drill him on memes and nurse his skin to a near-translucent pallor, through which you can see the Cheeto dust course through his struggling heart.
He will have no use for "outside" or "sunlight". He will become nocturnal. He will no longer consume vegetables and develop a serious vitamin K deficiency, giving rise to the signature TT mentality. His mother will attain no less than a 2-year degree in Snack Getting. If she does not succeed, we will replace her with one of our many eagar fosters.
In time, you will grow to tolerate him and then, once you are used to his postings, you will grow to respect him; not for his skills in game or for his wit, but for his enormous post count. He won't end up being as awesome as me or Grover or Ribben, or Ben, but we are hoping for Vig90 caliber postings at least.
Thank you,
-Rabid Parrots
--Interim HNIC of Derbhoes Intergalactic Inc.
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Mmm vegetables. Is that why I can't TT properly?
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Re: On Jetfire
TT is like a bunch of weeaboos that don't like anime or Japanese things. That's why you don't fit in.Wlerin wrote:Mmm vegetables. Is that why I can't TT properly?
Also, because you're the mod.
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Well, these things are true but... are you sure it isn't the vegetables?
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Its not the veggies. You see I like to think of it like when an Indian doctor was inspecting my anus, you look into the void and the void looks back. In this case I mean TT, not my anus. If you try to hard to TT then it comes off as desperate. But if you relax and let it in you get this funny feeling and things just flow out.Wlerin wrote:Well, these things are true but... are you sure it isn't the vegetables?
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What if you just don't bother trying at all?No one in particular wrote:Its not the veggies. You see I like to think of it like when an Indian doctor was inspecting my anus, you look into the void and the void looks back. In this case I mean TT, not my anus. If you try to hard to TT then it comes off as desperate. But if you relax and let it in you get this funny feeling and things just flow out.Wlerin wrote:Well, these things are true but... are you sure it isn't the vegetables?
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Re: On Jetfire
THEN COME AT ME SCRUBLORD IM SWOLE AS *beep*!Wlerin wrote:What if you just don't bother trying at all?No one in particular wrote:Its not the veggies. You see I like to think of it like when an Indian doctor was inspecting my anus, you look into the void and the void looks back. In this case I mean TT, not my anus. If you try to hard to TT then it comes off as desperate. But if you relax and let it in you get this funny feeling and things just flow out.Wlerin wrote:Well, these things are true but... are you sure it isn't the vegetables?
Who's this scrub?JigokuShoujo wrote:obviuos nwfg pretend oldfg. still fg in any case.
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Sounds like effort. I'll pass.
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You are learning.Wlerin wrote:Sounds like effort. I'll pass.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSudpyEU9wMalkov wrote:No
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Re: On Jetfire
No need to explain why no.
Just let it go
Just let it go
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bUMalkov wrote:No need to explain why no.
Just let it go
I was a dam builder, across the river deep and wide. Where steel and water did collide. I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below. They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound, but I am still around.
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What ever happened to your original account anyway?No one in particular wrote:You are learning.Wlerin wrote:Sounds like effort. I'll pass.
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