Andromeda, Its time...

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Andromeda, Its time...

Postby Rafen » Thu 07 May, 2015 23:44

This weekend The League of Failed Empires will finally attempt a launch on the warriors of "The Teens"

This comes after months of FPS smashing the *beep* out of their back doors whenever possible. With our bravery reaching new heights, FPS now going for 150 mil blobs instead of 20 mil, and Cura realising its super fun and joining in the destruction of the League, or as we will just call them from now on FAIL, will attempt to fight us.

Plagued with inactivity and poor morale will the guild be able to pull off a launch and finally give us what we wanted? The Derbs to come to us.

Teens LS have a pool going on the amount of fleet they can sync. (prize undecided as of yet)

Im considering changing it to "How many attempts will it take before the rest of their sub par membership quit"

Or maybe, "How many times can we smash in REIGN before they realise Anxara really messed up when he *beep* with FPS"

To join in with our bets message Rafen@Thebestclusterinserver.winrar

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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby Rabid Parrots » Thu 07 May, 2015 23:56

As always, Derbhoes is accepting all short bus escapees. Try your best to roll when you hit the ground.

EDIT: If you are a former Addex leftover found in the teens with a Derbhoes tag, you will most likely be shot anyway. Just FYI.

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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby JetFire » Fri 08 May, 2015 01:23

Long Live King Rafen! May the heavens open their power to his shield and the demons strike fear upon his sword's victims!

That was cute, good try.
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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby JetFire » Fri 08 May, 2015 01:28

Or something of the sorts. :lol: I wander where the REIGN guys are scrambling off to? Probably the 40's again, allowing [LTMH] to do all the dirty work? [LTMH] is the Anti-10's Guild I'm still kind of keeping a open eye to. They hold most of the weight of not almost all of it in [FAIL].

That was cute, good try.
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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby Winchester » Fri 08 May, 2015 02:08

I'm offering +10,000 internets to anyone that suicides on Deviance, Jon Snow, or Ashers before the launch. Assuming that they actually show up, of course.

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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby Anxara » Fri 08 May, 2015 02:25

Winchester, can I retain you as my space lawyer? Rafen and the rest of Sith seem to be obsessed with me and I need to seek a temporary space restraining order. Will a retainer be necessary?

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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby Winchester » Fri 08 May, 2015 02:35

Anxara wrote:Winchester, can I retain you as my space lawyer? Rafen and the rest of Sith seem to be obsessed with me and I need to seek a temporary space restraining order. Will a retainer be necessary?
I demand a retainer of 5,000,000 credits, payable in derbs or in Deviance's destroyed fleet. As for a space restraining order, you'll be prevented from entering the teens. I guess that would put you on the Deviance/Snow plan - run away before any action occurs.

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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby JetFire » Fri 08 May, 2015 02:43

I see no need for that agreement Winchester, as Anxara already flees the battlefield when the bullets start flying... I guess extra money for you then :P

That was cute, good try.
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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby Winchester » Fri 08 May, 2015 02:44

JetFire wrote:I see no need for that agreement Winchester, as Anxara already flees the battlefield when the bullets start flying... I guess extra money for you then :P
There are no bullets in Astro Empires, scrub.

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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby JetFire » Fri 08 May, 2015 03:30

Exactly ;) guess you didn't catch my drift.

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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby Winchester » Fri 08 May, 2015 03:39

JetFire wrote:Exactly ;) guess you didn't catch my drift.
This doesn't make sense. If he flees the battlefield when the bullets fly, but there are no bullets, then he doesn't flee the battlefield. That would put him in the teens, which would make him violate the PFA. Hence, he would need to follow the agreement that he not enter the teens before I can arrange a PFA.

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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby Dr. Fappo » Fri 08 May, 2015 06:37

http://www.acapela.tv/en/talking-card/t ... ecc4cc577/

REIGN - The kingdom of bored, a failed guild...
the last drop of beer I refuse to drink.
You didn't know how to use your fleet,
(so) you lost all of it. Now a dinosaur
with no teeth. Time to go extinct!

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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby Rabid Parrots » Fri 08 May, 2015 07:12

Winchester wrote:
JetFire wrote:I see no need for that agreement Winchester, as Anxara already flees the battlefield when the bullets start flying... I guess extra money for you then :P
There are no bullets in Astro Empires, scrub.
We got missiles doe, bruv.

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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby JuanitoJones » Fri 08 May, 2015 07:50

fap fap fap

Me love me some herbie derbie

Realistically though it's not that likely they'll suddenly have grown some cojones to pull that off without a 3:1 fleet advantage.

Anyway, trying to decide on where to farm next. Lowers again, a surprise 50s revisit party, or maybe somewhere else entirely.

I gotta hand it to the legion of fail, Kids or whatever they call themselves this week, they sure are soft and delicious targets. No bite or zing in them at all, just pure sweet juicy profit.

Oi, phear ze Jiddisch Jihad ye goyim.
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Re: Andromeda, Its time...

Postby CrazynTough Kiwi » Fri 08 May, 2015 09:44

Winchester wrote:I'm offering +10,000 internets to anyone that suicides on Deviance, Jon Snow, or Ashers before the launch. Assuming that they actually show up, of course.
What do I do if unable to suicide said people? I'm saving up my scout ship fleet to sui Drac in 2025, like I promised him.

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