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Andromeda Noose - EXTRA

Postby Uncle Ben » Sun 17 May, 2015 15:27

We here at Andromeda Noose have been suspecting it for a while now, but live witnesses have now actually confirmed the story. The glorious teens alliance is fighting .... We already knew that, but: We are actually fighting zombies! Mindless, bloodthirsty, undead ... zombies! Our Noose REIGN insider -whose name we shall not mention (Your secret is safe with us, Old Fart ;) - has explained to us what happened.

At a secret B27 research base, REIGN was working on something they called: "The IT-virus." This virus, that has the ability to let people live on as zombies when they die- was to be used as a military advantage, once it had been redisigned and declared safe enough to be used on a mass scale. Through some accident, however, the IT-virus was set loose inside the secret B27 research lab. Some claim that Deviance was watching a certain youtube stunt video with the rest of REIGN LS, and knocked over a glass bottle containing the virus, after saying: "Hey, hold my beer, I can do this *beep* too."

And so, Deviance became a mindless zombie! Along with the rest of REIGN leadership! And until now, not having functional brains anymore hasn't stopped them from steering spaceboats into battle! So next time you see some poor REIGN noob delivering you free credits again, don't laugh at him. He's a zombie! Kill him with napalm instead.

Fight on lads, together we will repell the zombie infestation!

Concerned greetings,

CrashBoomBen for Andromeda Noose

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Re: Andromeda Noose - EXTRA

Postby Cloud NiiNe » Sun 17 May, 2015 21:18

My Corvettes shall rain purifying lasers upon the carrier-spaceboats.

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Re: Andromeda Noose - EXTRA

Postby CrazynTough Kiwi » Mon 18 May, 2015 04:52

The plasma weaponry on all my warships are undergoing unscheduled maintenance to fix an error diagnosed as 'simming' so I will be unable to offer my assistance.

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Re: Andromeda Noose - EXTRA

Postby Dr. Fappo » Mon 18 May, 2015 10:39

You have to wash off the lameness with lots of soap. Or just drop tag and join [BEAR]... they might teach you a few things.

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Postby CrazynTough Kiwi » Mon 18 May, 2015 11:31

Dr. Fappo wrote:You have to wash off the lameness with lots of soap. Or just drop tag and join [BEAR]... they might teach you a few things.

But... I'm too scared. I heard rumors only real men (and women) can survive in there! :scared:

And last time I followed FPS advice, I pricked my thumb. I don't want that to happen again so I'll ask Derbhoes to lend me their expertise. Hopefully then I can help the teens deal with the zombies starting to appear in their midst.

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Re: Andromeda Noose - EXTRA

Postby Dr. Fappo » Mon 18 May, 2015 12:31

CrazynTough Kiwi wrote:And last time I followed FPS advice


Is that the excuse [PPD] gave for the failed WH launch 2 weeks ago?

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Re: Andromeda Noose - EXTRA

Postby Shinentai » Mon 18 May, 2015 15:39

this explains much.

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Re: Andromeda Noose - EXTRA

Postby CrazynTough Kiwi » Mon 18 May, 2015 20:39

Dr. Fappo wrote:
CrazynTough Kiwi wrote:And last time I followed FPS advice


Is that the excuse [PPD] gave for the failed WH launch 2 weeks ago?

You already forgot?

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