Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

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Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby Rabid Parrots » Tue 02 Jun, 2015 12:49

Greetings Andromeda,

This is Rabid Parrots with your periodical Andromeda Noose! It's been a while since we last spoke, but we Derbhoes have been a bit preoccupied during our imPrizMent in the Zerg concentration camps. However, many noose worthy events have occurred since then and I am going to cover this as thoroughly and efficiently as possible in the best way that I know how. With ducks.

PrizM and Inc initially had an alliance, as it was what any sane person would have done if they had the most aggravating guild in the server take up shop in the center of their home galaxy. After a few weeks, however, their great and powerful teenage leader Bob, with a glint in his eye and a chip on his shoulder, decided it was best to smash the Derbhoe problem once and for all, but (s)he did not realize the magnitude of worms contained within the can that they had just opened. The entire server went to war, for the love of a guild that made virtually no impact on gameplay and an immense hatred of the one called Bob. The conflict lasted for 40 days and 60 nights (including travel time) and changed the 20's forever.

Illustrated here:

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This led to a time of peace in the 20's for roughly 3 space hours. The OP guild, now filled with PrizM converts renamed itself REIGN and took the cluster. They formed an alliance with Inc, just like their predecessor. Then, one day, around Thanksgiving time, things took a turn for the worst. Dr. Fappo was baking a sweet potato pie and he swung by the local A13 grocery to pick up the ingredients, which included the last can of sweet potatos. A shrill, nasaly voice behind him belted out, "HEY, THOSE ARE MY YAMS!" He turned to find none other than Fleet Reaper with a cruiser pointed right at him. Fappo drew his frigate and exclaimed, "You can pry them from my cold, dead fingers, maggot!"

The subsequent grocery store shootout led to a server-wide war. Ribbentrop, of Derbhoes, saw his chance and drew 15 leviathans."I believe you two are mistaken. Those are my yams." He ran backwards out of the store and threw the yams in the outside trash can. This angered the REIGN GM, Deviance, who also happens to be Bob's illigitimate Russian sister. He declared war on Inc and the *beep* hit the fan a second time.

I proceeded to hit up my nigga Rafen like, "We got gaaates, dawg!" and then some stuff happened and some people got ZF'd and a DS got jacked up.

Like so:

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Rest of The Server:

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This led to more peace talks between Inc and REIGN. They decided that it was in their best interest to shut the back door into their galaxy. This resulted in a dual DNH, effectively making Derbhoes neutral in their conflict. This gives us a chance to regroup and recover.

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We are Derbhoes. We will always survive. Maybe next time, I will have some actual noose for you.

Thank you,
-Rabid Parrots
--Minister of Public Relations, Diplomacy, and Health
---Derbhoes Intergalactic Inc.

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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby Uncle Ben » Wed 03 Jun, 2015 10:00

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o7

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I've personally accomplished the spaying of TWO mods who tried to mess with my TT. ANY MORE CANDIDATES!?
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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby CrazynTough Kiwi » Thu 04 Jun, 2015 03:29

CrashBoomBen wrote:Image

o7
I salute the flag of the server's most relevant guild.

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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby fendelius » Thu 04 Jun, 2015 03:59

yea rafen iz all snotty and dont answer his mssgs anymoar.

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears....ha ha
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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby Rafen » Thu 04 Jun, 2015 19:06

Im snotty? I dont reply?

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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby Winchester » Thu 04 Jun, 2015 19:10

ilu raffypoo

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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby ViG90 » Thu 04 Jun, 2015 19:58

i can feel the love in this thread

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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby Jon Snow » Thu 04 Jun, 2015 23:17

I like ducks

Kirby :bleh:
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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby Anxara » Fri 05 Jun, 2015 00:30

If Snow got ducked, I want to get ducked too :grumpy:

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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby Malkov » Fri 05 Jun, 2015 06:26

Found you

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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby JetFire » Mon 08 Jun, 2015 13:54

**** just got real son. :scared:

That was cute, good try.
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Re: Andromeda Noose Issue #7: The Recap

Postby JigokuShoujo » Wed 17 Jun, 2015 18:49

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have serious girl crush

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You make me violate you, no matter who you are!
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