REIGN is being swallowed whole, and nobody cares.

[Dr. Fappo]

Relations between FPS and REIGN haven't always been those of hostility and total war. In fact, through rigorous diplomacy an agreement had been carved that allowed for REIGN and the FOX players of the lower 20s to live in harmony and share resources. All the same, the greedy REIGN camp decided that [FPS] was a weak guild and that they could not only oust us from the 20s but also take our occupations and on top of it farm us.

The first REIGN shots against FPS were fired in the 30s. LTMH had allowed REIGN to land 75mil in the 30s to farm TMI, and some of those REIGN fleets attacked FPS bases. Apparently, our beloved fatty, Anxara had decided to KOS a player of an MDP guild without first consulting that guild in any way. Now, if you want an example of bad LS, there's one right here looking at you in the eyes.

Of course, we have to take a step back now, and clear up that Anxara was not the leader at the time. The esteemed Deviance, a player of much experience (especially in backstabbing), had made clear promises that we would receive compensation for the hits. Of course, everything proved to be a fat lie as he was just buying time for the eventual backstab that was at this time already being planned between xoxo and REIGN.

The end result, a full blown invasion of A29 by FPS. Wow is me chanted Deviance as his lies blew up in his face and while he was trying to put together a 'peace of sorts' between our two guilds. The stupidest 5 hours I personally spent in a skype chat. The rest of his guild were showing their true faces and making absolute fools of themselves.

At first, confrontations with REIGN were fun and challenging. The likes of Full Tilt and Fleat Reaper destroyed parts of my fleet. All the same, every time we paid a visit it became just a bit easier. Just a bit easier to invade, just a bit more probable to go to sleep and wake up the next morning with your fleet intact. The culmination was when John Snow, a man of great promise, abandoned his flock in A25, called them useless inactives, and ran with his tail between his legs. Deviance, the eminent guild leader, dropped guild and shield raped the fleets of his own players. He then, out of shame or actually pure comedy, pretended to be a Russian woman for 2 solid weeks before dropping the mask, hoping everyone would forgive him.

After that, they kept getting rescued by LTMH, who kept rushing in to save them, on a moments notice. What is disturbing about this is that the top hogs of REIGN had and still have huge amounts of fleet. All the same, their fleet seems to be more of a cosmetic choice that boosts their rank rather than a tool to be used in combat. So, they needed a cheap *beep* like LTMH to come and rescue them.

Now, after TNO fell for the second time in A08 (bye bye doberman), after all the big talkers of Andromeda in xoxo and PPD have mostly moved to other servers or quit the game, the dream of destroying the unified teens remains a dream, albeit more distant. REIGN is being swallowed whole.

TL:DR REIGN are noob farms.

[Winchester]

Needs more Derbhoes.

[Zanthus]

You're right, nobody cares about Andro.

[Anxara]

Good story. Not as good as your numerous fan fiction (fan boy?) pieces about me that you posted on your blog -- but a good story nonetheless. May read again for giggles' sake. In retrospect, however, I did stop reading at "Wow is me."

[JigokuShoujo]

Good story. Not as good as your numerous fan fiction (fan boy?) pieces about me that you posted on your blog -- but a good story nonetheless. May read again for giggles' sake. In retrospect, however, I did stop reading at "Wow is me."

then you miss best bits. ( >_< ) much like the rumoured ostrich.

[ViG90]

Love on the rocks ain't no surprise
Pour me a drink,
And I'll tell you some lies
Got nothing to lose,
So you just sing the blues, all the time

Gave you my heart, gave you my soul
You left me alone here
With nothing to hold
Yesterday's gone
Now all I want is a smile

First they say they want you
How they really need you
Suddenly you find you're out there
Walking in a storm

When they know they have you
Then they really have you
Nothing you can do or say,
You've got to leave, just get away
We all know the song

You need what you need
You can say what you want
Not much you can do
When the feeling is gone
May be blue skies above,
But it's cool
When your love's on the rocks

First they say they want you
How they really need you
Suddenly you find you're out there
Walking in a storm

And when they know they have you
Then they really have you
Nothing you can do or say
You got to leave, just get away
We all know the song

Love on the rocks
Ain't no big surprise
Just pour me a drink
And I'll tell you my lies
Yesterday 's gone
Now all I want is a smile.....

[Uncle Ben]

The Official Derbhoes Point Of View on this issue is that we kind of care.

[Rabid Parrots]

I, Rabid Parrots, official Derbhoes Intergalactic Inc. diplomat and bathroom attendant would like it to be officially known that plain chicken ramen noodles are by far the worst ones.

[Winchester]

I, Rabid Parrots, official Derbhoes Intergalactic Inc. diplomat and bathroom attendant would like it to be officially known that plain chicken ramen noodles are by far the worst ones.

Try throwing in a little leftover Chinese food.

[FrostyGoblin]

I, Rabid Parrots, official Derbhoes Intergalactic Inc. diplomat and bathroom attendant would like it to be officially known that plain chicken ramen noodles are by far the worst ones.

This is completely false and only proves that Derbhoes are an evil corporation

[Shatterstar]

I, Rabid Parrots, official Derbhoes Intergalactic Inc. diplomat and bathroom attendant would like it to be officially known that plain chicken ramen noodles are by far the worst ones.

Add some red chili flakes, becomes awesome.

[Rabid Parrots]

I, Rabid Parrots, official Derbhoes Intergalactic Inc. diplomat and bathroom attendant would like it to be officially known that plain chicken ramen noodles are by far the worst ones.

Add some red chili flakes, becomes awesome.

But why not just make picante chicken noodles?

[No one in particular]

I, Rabid Parrots, official Derbhoes Intergalactic Inc. diplomat and bathroom attendant would like it to be officially known that plain chicken ramen noodles are by far the worst ones.

I, No One In Particular, official Derbhoes Intergalactic Inc. Corporate Hype Man and resident welfare distributor would like it to be officialy known that Rabid Parrots is wrong and shrimp ramen indeed are by far the worst ones.