The reason everyone left C00

[SilverKnight]

With roses and knuckles was glittered:

Thy moist key sees me hesitatingly.

Could shout at the objects of thy kiss?

Where cried many the knuckle-enervating knuckle;

And when that predator started slurping,

I STOMPED you in my mind. ’Twas most infantile:

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That short piece of Vogan poetry made a few ears bleed. They ran in panic after this one :

Are as beautiful as the snow
Are as beautiful as the snow;

And down by the sparkling puppy

May’st it yet PLOT the informational underling.

The stork of corruption.

Wounding me with me a most conciliatory clown, mmm!

To boundlessly-trusted MOON;

For in my SPIGOTS I irritate

To jokingly-musiced lump;

And through the galaxy the galaxy forgets by

And the wormy desire of the grunt.

For in my TRACTORS I enervate

But ’tis trite, and yet some are trite,

For in my asteroids I see

But ’tis beautiful, and yet some are beautiful,

“You cannot remember trust.”

Now wherefore ANNOY you me?

On the UNICORNS are dirt-UNICORNS

[OneZeroHero]

[xhavocx]

With roses and knuckles was glittered:

Thy moist key sees me hesitatingly.

Could shout at the objects of thy kiss?

Where cried many the knuckle-enervating knuckle;

And when that predator started slurping,

I STOMPED you in my mind. ’Twas most infantile:

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That short piece of Vogan poetry made a few ears bleed. They ran in panic after this one :

Are as beautiful as the snow
Are as beautiful as the snow;

And down by the sparkling puppy

May’st it yet PLOT the informational underling.

The stork of corruption.

Wounding me with me a most conciliatory clown, mmm!

To boundlessly-trusted MOON;

For in my SPIGOTS I irritate

To jokingly-musiced lump;

And through the galaxy the galaxy forgets by

And the wormy desire of the grunt.

For in my TRACTORS I enervate

But ’tis trite, and yet some are trite,

For in my asteroids I see

But ’tis beautiful, and yet some are beautiful,

“You cannot remember trust.”

Now wherefore ANNOY you me?

On the UNICORNS are dirt-UNICORNS

OOO Poetry... this belongs in in politics for sure!

My turn! My turn!

"dips it"

stumble from glory's hill
loathe glory's hill to chug cool and breezy afternoons
Upon wings of angels black dost Addex fly
The stream is churning slowly

hide if dips it comes

somebody sees dips it
poor you.

[Katsuchiyo]

TL;DR

[SilverKnight]

TL;DR is Vogan Poetry, poetry so awful it is considered a form of torture

Our fleetz broadcast this ahead and the enemy is either running away or committing suicide

[Wlerin]

It's not as impactful when translated from its original Vogon.

[TrueJustice]

I tried reading the first paragragh and then I just was like

and Now I am like

I wanna be like

[blahblah]

TL;DR is Vogan Poetry, poetry so awful it is considered a form of torture

Our fleetz broadcast this ahead and the enemy is either running away or committing suicide

I will towel whip you back to the bureaucratic hell you came from

[The Infamous]

TL;DR is Vogan Poetry, poetry so awful it is considered a form of torture

Our fleetz broadcast this ahead and the enemy is either running away or committing suicide

So if you perm farm all my bases I need not to waste my time building fleet to get my base back, but rather spam your inbox with sappy poetry?

[xhavocx]

TL;DR is Vogan Poetry, poetry so awful it is considered a form of torture

Our fleetz broadcast this ahead and the enemy is either running away or committing suicide

So if you perm farm all my bases I need not to waste my time building fleet to get my base back, but rather spam your inbox with sappy poetry?

i think there is a block feature

[SilverKnight]

Vogon poetry is lethal when unfiltered and unblocked.

The block feature is for your protection.

[The Infamous]

Vogon poetry is lethal when unfiltered and unblocked.

The block feature is for your protection.

I can bypass the profanity filter on the forum. But then I'll get a lemon for swearing unfiltered and unblocked

[Malkov]

Hey guys look, its a pyramid head!

I found the pyramid head!

Get the oven rdy!

[fendelius]

if by everyone u mean me itz becuz i missed 24 hours there and fell too far behind

but carry on i sure someoen will come down dere to hide

p.s. its sort of obvious in the vogon junk who the conciliatory clown iz... ((just sayin SK))

[The Infamous]

Hey guys look, its a pyramid head!

I found the pyramid head!

Get the oven rdy!

Pyramid head used FLEE.

Malkov causes a TIGHT GAP and stops Pyramid head from FLEEING.

Pyramid Head used RAPE. It RAPES through the TIGHT GAP.

Malkov is stunned.

Next battle...