Vaters wrote:O lordie lordie lordie
XCOM and SMURF start lolfail pact to zerg the 80 FAT members... WOLF says they'll help FAT.... Clever XCOM/SMURF convinces WOLF to betray FAT.... great gg.
Then Smurf farming N22
XCOM farming N26
Wolf predictably still looking for launch and attack buttons (see tutorial guys )
aaaaaaaand so FAT say screw it, launch N26, nail perfect sync and go balls deep in XCOM inactives. Thanks XCOM! y'all da best guis! Ate half your total force in N26 and let us get inacto ratios? You'd have been better to contest and lose. But hey, thanks all the same. You guys are champs. We'd never have gotten back in this fight without ya!
WOLF might be thinking twice about their betrayal before the end of all this.
Oh wolfies wolfies if you weren't such a useless farm, Smurf would still be alive... oh, Smurf did their part. Fought well. I haven't got much bad to say about Smurf except I probably wouldn't have contested such a fantastic sync. But if your dear pet wolfies had been even halfway competent you'd all still be alive with debris to boot!
Sorry Smurfies, we dun told'ya they were farms but you insisted on allying them....
Ya'll regrettin ur decision to betray us YET, wolfies?
Don't worry though, if you're not yet, we'll getcha there, we'll getcha there