R.I.P.

Pinochle · Postby **Pinochle** » Sat 12 Dec, 2015 22:19

Irish Eyes Died yesterday in Thailand in a brothel, of old age. He is survived by his wives Southy (27) and Frosty Goblin (35) Red Momma (29), Mysti (18), all from Thailand. His remains will not be buried but cryogenic-ally frozen for attempted revival in the year 2100. In stead of flowers Mr. Eyes would prefer for you to pay off his booky since the Jets never went to the Superbowl while he was alive. The last person to hear him alive said that he muttered "F*CK 2.0" (censored).

Mr. Eyes is a dear guild mate of mine, he is well known and has won nearly ever server he's played. His supernatural abilities will extend past the grave for one last server. Almighty Mohamed commands it!

Afraid? - you should be!

Snozberriez · Postby **Snozberriez** » Sat 12 Dec, 2015 22:22

He leaves behind many a fair maiden!
One wonders what they will do with their inherited wealth...

FrostyGoblin · Postby **FrostyGoblin** » Sat 12 Dec, 2015 22:27

Pinochle wrote: Mr. Eyes is a dear guild mate of mine, he is well known and has won nearly ever server he's played.!

Haha

xD

Twerk Team · Postby **Twerk Team** » Sat 12 Dec, 2015 23:56

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BEER MAN · Postby **BEER MAN** » Sat 12 Dec, 2015 23:59

Yes, caught one of Irish Eye's wives in the bathroom.

See you in 2100 once they defrost you.

Pinochle · Postby **Pinochle** » Sun 13 Dec, 2015 23:38

It's illegal to take pictures of Frosty.

DangerMouse · Postby **DangerMouse** » Tue 15 Dec, 2015 20:51

Pinochle wrote:Irish Eyes Died yesterday in Thailand in a brothel, of old age. He is survived by his wives Southy (27) and Frosty Goblin (35) Red Momma (29), Mysti (18), all from Thailand.

I know. I killed him so I could have Mysti all to myself.

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