Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

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Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby Mr PiPE » Sun 04 Sep, 2016 00:58

Hurry and assemble your fleets to 34 so you can fall back and watch your empire get pillaged, your skanks get raped, and your treasures be plundered.
Daddies back to wax datazz.

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby violentia » Sun 04 Sep, 2016 03:42

Crap - time to hide in VM and hibernate till you punks get bored.

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby Mr PiPE » Mon 05 Sep, 2016 17:49

Update:

As the crank coalition advances it's forces into 31, the loser squad reinforces their hold on 34. Will they do a last minute dash like lil girls, arms flailing and high pitched squealing... Or will they hold strong in hopes that krull can leave the inactives and NPCs alone long enough to come save them?

Our field reporter is just touching down smack dab in the middle of the devastation. Live reports soon to follow.
Stay tuned to the borums for around the clock, in depth coverage of farmageddon 2016.

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby Willy Winklestein » Tue 06 Sep, 2016 02:56

DA da Dada da da dada

This is big willy reporting LIVE from farmageddon 2016.
Right now I'm on the rooftop of a hotel in F31.

Pipe, I'm seeing lots of debris. The streets are packed with Plank troops and I can't even get to the local strip club.

While in the hotel lobby I managed to catch a TRP refugee as he was fleeing his room. Let's take a peek at that interview.

Willy: please tell me your farm given name...

Senpai: My masters have titled me senpai.

Willy: That certainly is a farmy name. How do you feel about the state of the current Plank Crank campaign?

Senpai: well, I lost a lot of eco today. I lost a lot of fleet. I even tried to ninja 28 and got rekt. But hey, as I told plank, it's just a game.
On the bright side, I've managed to block most the guild.

Willy: ooookay... You're a baddy. I'll just let you carry on before you block me. But, before I do... One more question?

Senpai: You can't send messages to this player, this player has you in his/her block list.


Willy: gadzooks.

Well there you have it folks. We'll keep following the coalition and give you LIVE updates throughout the campaign.

This is willy winklestein, signing off.

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby GangstaLean » Tue 06 Sep, 2016 03:02

*crip walks all thru this B*

*grabs camera*

I'd just like to give a big shootout to all my jiggaz keeping it treal back in Compton CA y'all awwwwww yeeeeee

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby starfighter11 » Tue 13 Sep, 2016 15:29

Willy Winklestein wrote:DA da Dada da da dada

This is big willy reporting LIVE from farmageddon 2016.
Right now I'm on the rooftop of a hotel in F31.

Pipe, I'm seeing lots of debris. The streets are packed with Plank troops and I can't even get to the local strip club.

While in the hotel lobby I managed to catch a TRP refugee as he was fleeing his room. Let's take a peek at that interview.

Willy: please tell me your farm given name...

Senpai: My masters have titled me senpai.

Willy: That certainly is a farmy name. How do you feel about the state of the current Plank Crank campaign?

Senpai: well, I lost a lot of eco today. I lost a lot of fleet. I even tried to ninja 28 and got rekt. But hey, as I told plank, it's just a game.
On the bright side, I've managed to block most the guild.

Willy: ooookay... You're a baddy. I'll just let you carry on before you block me. But, before I do... One more question?

Senpai: You can't send messages to this player, this player has you in his/her block list.


Willy: gadzooks.

Well there you have it folks. We'll keep following the coalition and give you LIVE updates throughout the campaign.

This is willy winklestein, signing off.

*grabs camera*

Hi mom!!

That's life, now get used to it...
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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby kitty empress » Thu 15 Sep, 2016 18:30

well played *golf clap* and next time, tell your guys not to lose any levi's to me

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby Trolll » Thu 15 Sep, 2016 19:43

kitty empress wrote:well played *golf clap* and next time, tell your guys not to lose any levi's to me


Are you the SGC player who lost 1.5m+ HC's trying to ninja the 20s?

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby kitty empress » Fri 16 Sep, 2016 02:38

? never had that many HC's why?

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby violentia » Fri 16 Sep, 2016 11:49

Trolll wrote:Are you the SGC player who lost 1.5m+ HC's trying to ninja the 20s?


Lol - that was me :D

Did what I set out to do. Got too zealous, paid the price.
Keeps things interesting, keeps me humble.

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby Mr PiPE » Sat 17 Sep, 2016 22:59

Can I play your online life game with y'all so we can get freaky?

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby violentia » Sun 18 Sep, 2016 11:40

PiPELAYER727 wrote:Can I play your online life game with y'all so we can get freaky?

Depends. How do you feel about getting pegged?

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby Mr PiPE » Sun 18 Sep, 2016 21:43

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby violentia » Mon 19 Sep, 2016 01:35

How... disappointing.
We could've been something special, y'know?

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Re: Plank the crank vs. 30s - Round 164

Postby Mr PiPE » Mon 19 Sep, 2016 02:31

Lemme see you dressed in stilettos and thigh high stockings and I might change my mind :paranoid:

Not to toot my own horn here, but I am the crank in plank.

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