A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

User avatar
Mr PiPE
Addicted Member
Addicted Member
Posts: 3633
Joined: Fri 24 Dec, 2010 17:03
Reputation: 321
Galaxy: Alpha
Location: In your bushes
Contact:

A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Mr PiPE » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 00:45

All i can really open this thread is...WTF SEWI.

As my boredom with AE grows stronger with every passing tick, i am finding new ways to entertain myself.
I couldnt give a shat about gaya server, so decided to go undercover in ASAE.
Now, for anyone who has not done so, what i am about to reveal will give you cancer.

Báleygr ODIN Quote - Msg - Report 26 Jun 2016, 00:57:28
Hail ASAE Gaia,

I will assist in keeping the JG base list up to date. So when you superstars start getting those JGs up, please PM me with the Coordinates.

Also, I will be interim Trade Minister. Interim until DV finds someone else who has the time to take this on or when the JGs become a full time job.

I see the "Trade Minister" as someone who helps coordinate trades and keep the Trade tab up to date.

If you post trades, please do all of us a favor and delete them as soon as they are filled.

Doing trades within our Guild(s) is usually preferable. But, trades with other guilds can form strong alliances and be very opportune and profitable. It is always an individual's personal choice, but "buyer be BEWARE".

If you have trades to post from other guilds or non guilded players, you have some choices.

1) Ignore them.
2) Refer them to me and I'll take care of it.
3) Go ahead and copy the trade on the trade tab. But if you do, please be responsible for corresponding with the player of the trade so that the trade(s) can be removed when filled.

PM me if questions.

Thank you!
B


BUYER BEWARE!

Roaming VGM Radiance Quote - Msg - Report 26 Jun 2016, 01:13:06

You have forgotten one of the most fun ones. zergs being idiots, some of them deliberately do trades with enemies. ASAE is great for long distance trades, so enemies DO sometimes send us trades. With great delight, I post those in the strategy section--as targets!


You have forgotten rule #1 of ASAE:

RULE NR.1: Don't attack guilded players unless they attack you first.
Feel free to invite or attack unguilded players, whatever is most lucrative.
Consider scouts as friendly if pacted, try to get them pacted if not on the list.
Only kill scouts off known enemies (those who have attacked before and are on the enemy list).
in other words....give us some room for diplomacy


Yes this is legit. Players were kicked on day 1 for daring to attack for profit...
Carrying on...Now this is really cancerous:

Start Server Defenses
By level 10
15 Missiles / 100 Fighters / 1 trade / 1 Command Center
By level 15
(15 missile*)/ 15 ion / 200 fighters /2 Heavy Cruisers/ 2 trades / 5 command centers. (base econ max. 55) *for best results against pro atacks, keep only the Ion.
By level 20
15 ion / 15 photon / 350 fighters / 4 HC / 3 trades / 10 command centers. (base econ max. 85)
By level 25*
15 photon / 10 Disruptor / 10 Deflection / 500 fighters / 4 HC/ 1 BS / 4 trades / 12 command centers. (base econ max. 110)
By level 30
10 p rings / 5 p shields / 1000 fighters and 16 HC / 4 BS or 1 Dread if already available / 5 trades / 15 command centers. (base econ 50 per P ring).
Get at least 15 p rings and 15 p shields over all bases after that (up till 150 base econ). 20 each up till 200 base econ etc....


:eh:

speechless...lets move forward...

The Organizer/ \SeWiJuGA Quote - Msg - Report 27 Jun 2016, 21:57:55
INSCRIPTION TIME (this setup is optional, its full proven to work on 22 out of 24 servers, and on ALL servers with high membership), inscriptions are shared with ZETA and AI brother guilds...so you can find there your future team mates.

ASAE style acounts inscriptions:
first goal: 10 jumpgates in each galaxy of the server of 10 diferent players:

Option 1: 01/11/21/31 death2020 / TasManXT 8 to fill
Option 2: 02/12/22/32 Ddupe 9 to fill
Option 3: 03/13/23/33 Radoc /ODIN / KermIT7 to fill
Option 4: 04/14/24/34 Edge / BongWater / Acidcore 7 to fill
Option 5: 05/15/25/35 death2020 /°÷° 8 to fill
Option 6: 06/16/26/36 Ddupe 9 to fill
Option 7: 07/17/27/37 Radoc / ODIN 8 to fill
Option 8: 08/18/28/38 Cobra / Acidcore 8 to fill
Option 9: 09/19/29/39 SEWI / Soaringwolf /Thunder 7 to fill
Option 10: 00/10/20/30 SEWI / Soaringwolf /Thunder / Darkest_Void 6 to fill

PM me for adding
AS usual, sugested options are combinations: 1/5, 2/6, 3/7, 4/8, 9/10


P.S...your starting galaxy is naturally your first combination number...

so if you start in 02 you naturally would combine the 6 option and go for galaxies:

02-06-12-16-22-26



for those new to ASAE...

i would need 4 pages to explain the details...

so i will just say...my option is 9/10...

and add my bases on Frontier...

should make it clear:

[No posting of coords on the forum]



P.P.S....for spreading into 10 and 20 clusters...you naturally want to consider the option to 'exchange' base locations with ZETA and AI members.


I had to read this 3 times and each time my migraine swelled and a tumor grew blocking my vision from reading anymore.

Is this what AE has boiled down to? It really makes me want to make like 200 multis just to permafarm everyone in ASAE.
All these servers and i knew they were farms, but i had NO idea it went this deep.

The Organizer/ \SeWiJuGA Quote - Msg - Report 27 Jun 2016, 17:45:53
For people new to the game..

Get your econ up swift to 50 on first base...

Including 2 trades....

So you can produce outposts (in 2h saving) and next bases swiftly.


50 you say eh? PRO. Very cost efficient and swift.

The Organizer/ \SeWiJuGA Quote - Msg - Report 27 Jun 2016, 01:51:14
nad we have got our first enemy guild offcoarse...

S.H.I.E.L.D.

its a well know startup guikl.....

they never last long....

due to their agresive behaviour.


Better watch out gheyz. Made sewi mad k.

The Master Darkest_Void Quote - Msg - Report 27 Jun 2016, 03:19:45
ummm I need to be on the inscription list G00


Stfu.

The Organizer/ \SeWiJuGA Quote - Msg - Report 27 Jun 2016, 19:03:52
Remember all...

At startup...

Asae covers 00/09
Zeta covers 10/19
AI covers 20/29

Asae will spread up the server...

Ai will spread down the server...

Zeta will go both wayz....lol

They are US....trade them...exchange locations with them...

We all will once be one big undestructable ASAE web...

Read galaxy tab for details (click on guild...then on GS/blobs/fleet)..

Very diferent from you usual stronghold zerging...

Actually the oposite....(low averages vs high....low fleet vs high....high tech vs low....etc...etc...etc...)

Thats why it works so well....:)

But whichever your style....as long as you spread is decent you will do fine...

Rule of thumb.....maximal 4 bases per galaxy (one in each corner)...minimal 1 base per cluster (cluster=00/09 - 10/19 - 20/29...etc

This is a guild based game based on numbers....

The first number that counts is how many members you have...

All the rest is secondary....enjoy.


Funny you cry about zergs, yet carry on about being a guild based on numbers. This has been a proven method for you to dominate early servers in the past amirite?

The Organizer/ \SeWiJuGA Quote - Msg - Report 27 Jun 2016, 19:12:30
So...dont shoot first....invite first....then shoot to back up your words if you have too....:)

We dont do wars (as you would have to put ALL your recources into it)...we fight our battles....

Win more battles then you looze and you (thus we) will be just fine.

We fight those who try and perm. Occ. Other decent players out of the game...so leave 1 fighter after each hit and derb is collected....(exeptions confirm the rule)..

Enjoy...:)


#LawL

In conclusion, aside form shield you now have another enemy. I have a solo guild ( http://gaia.astroempires.com/guild.aspx?guild=75 ) and i will rekt any ASAE i see just cause you gave me aids.

I will add more later as this is all i can handle without vomiting atm.

Image
sorcerer_cao wrote:Do U know how much members want to kill U? Pipe


There's no shame in the self pleasure game
felipeconqueso
Bronze Member
Bronze Member
Posts: 443
Joined: Sun 17 Feb, 2008 00:05
Reputation: 4
Guild: GORR
Galaxy: Ixion

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby felipeconqueso » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 01:05

I just lost 50 IQ points reading that stuff. Pipe I know how you survived long enough to acquire all that noob sauce.

User avatar
Mr PiPE
Addicted Member
Addicted Member
Posts: 3633
Joined: Fri 24 Dec, 2010 17:03
Reputation: 321
Galaxy: Alpha
Location: In your bushes
Contact:

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Mr PiPE » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 01:08

Its commitment to the story. I must bring ppl the noose.

Image
sorcerer_cao wrote:Do U know how much members want to kill U? Pipe


There's no shame in the self pleasure game
User avatar
Sean Likes Pandas
Gold Member
Gold Member
Posts: 1211
Joined: Wed 29 Jan, 2014 06:40
Reputation: 89
Guild: D2-[DOGE] VGM & more.
Galaxy: Pegasus

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Sean Likes Pandas » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 01:25

The Organizer/ \SeWiJuGA Quote - Msg - Report 27 Jun 2016, 01:51:14
nad we have got our first enemy guild offcoarse...

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Image

User avatar
Mr PiPE
Addicted Member
Addicted Member
Posts: 3633
Joined: Fri 24 Dec, 2010 17:03
Reputation: 321
Galaxy: Alpha
Location: In your bushes
Contact:

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Mr PiPE » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 01:29

he said nad

Image
sorcerer_cao wrote:Do U know how much members want to kill U? Pipe


There's no shame in the self pleasure game
User avatar
Magnum
Junior Member
Junior Member
Posts: 64
Joined: Wed 25 Mar, 2009 22:05
Reputation: 2
Location: Everywhere

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Magnum » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 01:39

My friend and I went undercover on Frontier, and we were kicked after 30min of joining, because we tried to offer the correct advice for building an account.

I guess our advice wasn't pro enough to their standards. :scared:

Currently: L - Teens playground
Ex: WAR, FLEET, NoiSe, STEEL, WOLF, OVER/DREAM, BBW, IMP, Royal, Xoxo/FTW
User avatar
Mr PiPE
Addicted Member
Addicted Member
Posts: 3633
Joined: Fri 24 Dec, 2010 17:03
Reputation: 321
Galaxy: Alpha
Location: In your bushes
Contact:

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Mr PiPE » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 02:36

This is just insanity. Is sewi some ex-player like addex back trying to ruin AE once and for all?

Image
sorcerer_cao wrote:Do U know how much members want to kill U? Pipe


There's no shame in the self pleasure game
Pinochle
Silver Member
Silver Member
Posts: 582
Joined: Sun 05 Sep, 2010 15:56
Reputation: 37
Guild: Homeless
Location: Noitacol

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Pinochle » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 02:54

I got fasted kick from ASAE in Rigel. I broke rule #1

User avatar
Mr PiPE
Addicted Member
Addicted Member
Posts: 3633
Joined: Fri 24 Dec, 2010 17:03
Reputation: 321
Galaxy: Alpha
Location: In your bushes
Contact:

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Mr PiPE » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 02:58

i think im going to litter their board with spongebob porn

Image
sorcerer_cao wrote:Do U know how much members want to kill U? Pipe


There's no shame in the self pleasure game
Pinochle
Silver Member
Silver Member
Posts: 582
Joined: Sun 05 Sep, 2010 15:56
Reputation: 37
Guild: Homeless
Location: Noitacol

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Pinochle » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 03:04

PiPELAYER727 wrote:i think im going to litter their board with spongebob porn


That will make them happy, and make you unable to provide us all noose.

User avatar
Mr PiPE
Addicted Member
Addicted Member
Posts: 3633
Joined: Fri 24 Dec, 2010 17:03
Reputation: 321
Galaxy: Alpha
Location: In your bushes
Contact:

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Mr PiPE » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 03:34


Image
sorcerer_cao wrote:Do U know how much members want to kill U? Pipe


There's no shame in the self pleasure game
User avatar
Bloody Caesar
Bronze Member
Bronze Member
Posts: 195
Joined: Sat 08 Dec, 2012 13:19
Reputation: 8
Guild: various

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby Bloody Caesar » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 05:41

I can't... I don't even...
What did I just read?

There's no way these people aren't doing this on purpose >_>
I know people are stupid, but to be subjugated into that? How?

Some noob who's played for years and is still a noob :P
Ex various guilds/servers and actively inactive
starfighter11
Junior Member
Junior Member
Posts: 59
Joined: Sat 04 Jun, 2016 00:38
Reputation: 0

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby starfighter11 » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 06:41

Maybe its sewi's evil plan to subjugate all the noobs of AE as his own personal noob slave army.

That's life, now get used to it...
User avatar
SilverKnight
Addicted Member
Addicted Member
Posts: 10352
Joined: Mon 06 Aug, 2007 18:13
Reputation: 205
Guild: Royal
Galaxy: Pegasus
Location: Portland Oregon
Contact:

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby SilverKnight » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 06:49

starfighter11 wrote:Maybe its sewi's evil plan to subjugate all the noobs of AE as his own personal noob slave army.



and you aren't his VGM second in command?

http://silverknight1966.blogspot.com/
http://silverknightonae.tumblr.com
In before lock doesn't count when you are the one asking for it :neutral2: -Themis
User avatar
CherokeeAce
Junior Member
Junior Member
Posts: 28
Joined: Sun 26 Jun, 2016 23:12
Reputation: 2
Guild: Beta: GOON/FAIL
Lynx: NAZ

Re: A Social Experiment Conducted by PiPE

Postby CherokeeAce » Tue 28 Jun, 2016 13:19

I think we are all a little less educated now for having read that..Sewi gets no points and may God have mercy on his soul


Return to “Gaia”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest