Honest Nemstar's Sales Circular #5
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Honest Nemstar's Sales Circular #5
NEW IN THE SHOWROOM!!! BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED!!! NO CREDIT!!!
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Re: Honest Nemstar's Sales Circular #5
Hello, friend. You play Andromeda?
Here's my card. Stop by the warehouse sometime.
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Here's my card. Stop by the warehouse sometime.
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Re: Honest Nemstar's Sales Circular #5
Nemstar I gotta tell you, you aren't like the rest of these people who live in the trailer park. You are a special kind of person, the kind of person that we need. If you consider joining Derbhoes Intergalactic Incorporated I can guarantee you a monthly stipend of 400 shekels and a handful of jelly beans.
If this offer intrigues you contact Rabbid Parrots or open up your nearest window and scream at the top of your lungs. We will find you.
If this offer intrigues you contact Rabbid Parrots or open up your nearest window and scream at the top of your lungs. We will find you.
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Re: Honest Nemstar's Sales Circular #5
What happened to the fourth "drive"?
I was a dam builder, across the river deep and wide. Where steel and water did collide. I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below. They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound, but I am still around.
Re: Honest Nemstar's Sales Circular #5
he's outside out of breath... don't u see him?Super Grover wrote:What happened to the fourth "drive"?
da most sceery part of dis is tho that means those hamsters can "breathe" in outer space...
so they be comin 2 a galaxy near u as soon as they shift into 8th gear on their 10 speeds...
The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears....ha ha
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Re: Honest Nemstar's Sales Circular #5
LOOK U GUISE, A SATISFIED CUSTOMER! :Ufendelius wrote:he's outside out of breath... don't u see him?Super Grover wrote:What happened to the fourth "drive"?
da most sceery part of dis is tho that means those hamsters can "breathe" in outer space...
so they be comin 2 a galaxy near u as soon as they shift into 8th gear on their 10 speeds...
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Re: Honest Nemstar's Sales Circular #5
Actually, I meant for that to be representational of having to get out and push due to the low speeds of the titans, but close enough.fendelius wrote:he's outside out of breath... don't u see him?Super Grover wrote:What happened to the fourth "drive"?
da most sceery part of dis is tho that means those hamsters can "breathe" in outer space...
so they be comin 2 a galaxy near u as soon as they shift into 8th gear on their 10 speeds...
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