the real reason fka's guild hates me

[Baylor]

is because I beat them on Lyra and Nova. I won and they lost. Simple.

also they are still traumatized and triggered by how Royal coaching tree fought a good fight against their 5x cluster zerg on Andromeda, they admitted as much on Rigel thread when they started crying about Andromeda for no reason (other than as a deflection for their use of zerg and other questionable tactics)

on Nova, I started with a regular-size guild of people in the lowers. Fka made accounts and was heavily recruiting in 3 clusters (N09, N30s, and N50s) where they had plenty of multis and GM accounts.

We killed their allies (Alicus guild) in lower lowers, then we advanced up the cluster and killed their other allies which were OGOD in 06. Then we wiped them off the map in N09.

During that time, fka and his multis lost the battle for N30s, so they weren't able to make a guild out of that cluster. Nard won because he had more real people. so Fka got totally defeated by Andrea Nard.

since they had made accounts and hedged their bets in 3 clusters, they still had N50s from which to make their last stand. They were able to turn that into a real guild. after KING (my guild) had killed all the enemies who contested us for 00s, we launched a masterful ninja farm op that nerfed the Fka guild in N50s Quite hard. It buffed our accounts with the luxurious natural profits farmed from the enemy and we became huge.

later on KING defended against and overcame a triple zerg (3x) alliance and it was glorious. we went on to win the server completely and to fight in several crash battles. the zerg knew that they had lost almost as hard as possible.

on Rigel, China recently won their server. so the losers and Western depraved from other servers take their defeats over to the Rigel thread so they can have a good cry and group therapy session.

I pointed out some stuff, the Western depraved replied that "but you did this on Andro 3 years ago, you did that, you did everything, anything" so one, Andro has nothing to do with Rigel at all. fka was part of the largest (5x) zerg ever. Their complaint against Royal coaching tree for that server is that we had allies in A20s and A30s.

They believe that raising up allies in 20s/30s was one of the most heinous acts ever, later on they did a very similar thing when they plotted regime change for those clusters so they could grow their zerg from 3x to 5x.

A20s and A30s were both politically unstable clusters that were later targeted for conquest by fka and Stella, who effected a regime change and forced both those clusters to join their 5x zerg. Before that it had only been 3x. So you had 3 clusters vs 3, but that wasn't "lolfair" enough for fka guys so they wanted to make it 5x vs 1.

We tried to take out A10s before they became too big to kill, and we lost because they were the largest of any cluster, by a lot. They had 360 troops at peak, on paper yes it was "3 clusters vs 1" (fka prefers to use 5 clusters vs 1, as much zerg as possible), in reality it was much closer to an even fight in terms of fleet and troops, and A10s won. awww, poor fka! We tried to take out their massive-sized cluster zerg in A10s before they could all combine forces to zerg us using 3x and 5x zerg, which they eventually did.

so what does any of that have to do with Rigel, or Hydra? These are some clear examples, with numbers and historical memory, of the many ways in which fka guilds and the good liberal beta boys club are brazen hypocrites. If they were capable of an Alpha/UN/lolDrako style accord that actually works (like it works on Alpha), then they would've been capable of producing such a thing on any of those servers they played. Instead they prefer killing servers using zerg. However, only recently, fka is not able to have zerg/allies because his politics and rhetoric have become toxic and hypocritical, and this is so obvious to all of us who aren't part of the "highly arrogant and condescending to anybody not in his little clique of people."

Anyway that is all much longer than I wanted, but it is historical, it is relevant, these are the guys you are fighting against. Whoever wins or loses this server has been totally out of my hands and outside of my control from the very beginning on Hydra. I am just a regular player nowadays and the account is worth a little bit to me as a social gaming account from which to send and receive messages, and to give excellent war counsel for those who want it.

after doing much of the dirty work and heavy lifting for A10s the dominant cluster, the other 4/5 zerg got stamped out by their ex-allies. fka lost the server for him and all his people in a humiliating way, making pro-zerg choices that led to winning the battle which directly precipitated them (non-A10s) losing the war. whereas Royal was defeated only by zerg factor of 500%, nothing to embarrassed of at all.

hmm I figured that Phoenix was gone by now, but I see that TAP the Andromeda Phoenix (the survivors and re-formation guild of ex-Royal) is still there, which was unexpected. and QD/fka crew aren't, they lost and ragequit AGAIN!

That is all I have to say for today and the next few days probably.

[SouthOnFir3]

I miss the old balor :/

[Pinochle]

Balor, was this using dread level of multies or Levi level?

[Compulse]

Wait, how did you beat fka on lyra? Fka was GM of DREAM, gave GM to Vile, who gave it to Masa a few months later. Masa got bored and quit a few months after that, and gave GM to you.

You then asked me to teach you how to multi, and slowly built up your multi army before kicking fka/beaver (who were basically logging in once every 2-3 days at that point). I tried to get them to fight against you, but the last time their accounts ever logged in was a couple of hours after you kicked them, when they went into VM.

I wouldn't exactly call it winning, for you to kick people that were incredibly inactive while having 15+ multi accounts in the guild yourself, but sure. What's with the hypocrisy anyway, complaining about multis? I've seen a lot of people do it, and you're still the person that's done it on the largest scale.

Also Masa I will never forgive you for giving Balor GM.

[fkabnk]

Yeh, I totally hate you, that's why I considered letting you into my guild in G, but got turned down by my other recruits.

I guess you're still salty we didn't let you in huh.

[19.06.2016 19:39:03] Balor: btw mate I wanted to ask if you would accept me as a regular player for your G2 guild
[19.06.2016 19:39:33] Balor: I would expect to moderate my style, to get along nicely with all ppl, and to work hard and support you in fighting the Irish zerg
[19.06.2016 19:40:00] Balor: I want to fight and kill, and you could trust that I'd be totally loyal to killing your enemies
[19.06.2016 19:40:28] Balor: I also have vouches from some of your legit crew
[19.06.2016 19:41:05] Chrkolby: I'll talk to alex about it
[19.06.2016 19:41:16] Chrkolby: who do you know in the guild tho?
[19.06.2016 19:41:29] Balor: hey thanks. that is a favorable and fast reaction
[19.06.2016 19:41:38] Balor: I am pretty friendly with Jordache and we've been penpalling over past few months
[19.06.2016 19:41:58] Balor: also this Poseidon fellow who was interested in bringing me onboard for anti-Irish war campaigning
[19.06.2016 19:42:02 | Edited 19:42:11] Chrkolby: a lot of people kinda dont like you tho
[19.06.2016 19:42:13] Chrkolby: and irish isnt even making a guild as far as I know
[19.06.2016 19:42:17] Balor: true true
[19.06.2016 19:42:28] Balor: hm well if he isn't then it's probably an easy cakewalk and trophy server
[19.06.2016 19:42:45] Balor: I don't see why he would've retired though, and there's no evidence or hearsay that he has retired
[19.06.2016 19:43:02] Chrkolby: he'll play but doubt he'll make a guild
[19.06.2016 19:43:12] Chrkolby: he doesnt really have a group tbh
[19.06.2016 19:43:20] Balor: he gotta roll a guild with someone though. hm well that is encouraging
[19.06.2016 19:43:36] Balor: he easily fields these 100+ terran guilds on like every v2 server though I dont know how he does it
[19.06.2016 19:43:48] Balor: v2s are difficult to recruit for. they bulldozed ppl mercilessly on F2, with the Vile
[19.06.2016 19:43:56] Balor: and yet Irish always seems to get carried by Vile
[19.06.2016 19:44:05] Chrkolby: ye but vile isnt playing anymore
[19.06.2016 19:44:19] Balor: yes I saw he appears to have died on R or acc is missing
[19.06.2016 19:44:55] Balor: as far as the people who are strong dislikers, I would see those as more an opportunity
[19.06.2016 19:45:08] Balor: sometimes there's a time to say nothing and not give fuel
[19.06.2016 19:45:26] Balor: other times to give grace and say a nice word. I generally know how to talk to almost everyone and find nice things to say
[19.06.2016 19:46:03] Balor: I enjoy the problem solving and various doings of running with crews on AE, tbh
[19.06.2016 19:48:14] Chrkolby: ye I'll talk it over with some people and see what they think

I cba to correct the obvious spin you put on your entire post since I doubt anyone in this game takes you seriously anymore.

[Compulse]

Yeh, I totally hate you, that's why I considered letting you into my guild in G, but got turned down by my other recruits.

Oh and Alex actually let him into our Hydra guild before we all quit and some people relocated/restarted.

[FrostyGoblin]

I played with you on Q Balor, where is this imaginary hate that we have against you? You're clearly the one that seems to have a problem with us for some reason.

[Wlerin]

Okay now why don't you tell us the real reason you write so many walls of text that no one is going to read.

[Mr PiPE]

My formal reaction/reply;

[Mr PiPE]

Seriously I made it to "nard" and kinda giggled and was like, I can't do this right now.

[IrishEyes]

Yeh, I totally hate you, that's why I considered letting you into my guild in G, but got turned down by my other recruits.

I guess you're still salty we didn't let you in huh.

[19.06.2016 19:39:03] Balor: btw mate I wanted to ask if you would accept me as a regular player for your G2 guild
[19.06.2016 19:39:33] Balor: I would expect to moderate my style, to get along nicely with all ppl, and to work hard and support you in fighting the Irish zerg
[19.06.2016 19:40:00] Balor: I want to fight and kill, and you could trust that I'd be totally loyal to killing your enemies
[19.06.2016 19:40:28] Balor: I also have vouches from some of your legit crew
[19.06.2016 19:41:05] Chrkolby: I'll talk to alex about it
[19.06.2016 19:41:16] Chrkolby: who do you know in the guild tho?
[19.06.2016 19:41:29] Balor: hey thanks. that is a favorable and fast reaction
[19.06.2016 19:41:38] Balor: I am pretty friendly with Jordache and we've been penpalling over past few months
[19.06.2016 19:41:58] Balor: also this Poseidon fellow who was interested in bringing me onboard for anti-Irish war campaigning
[19.06.2016 19:42:02 | Edited 19:42:11] Chrkolby: a lot of people kinda dont like you tho
[19.06.2016 19:42:13] Chrkolby: and irish isnt even making a guild as far as I know
[19.06.2016 19:42:17] Balor: true true
[19.06.2016 19:42:28] Balor: hm well if he isn't then it's probably an easy cakewalk and trophy server
[19.06.2016 19:42:45] Balor: I don't see why he would've retired though, and there's no evidence or hearsay that he has retired
[19.06.2016 19:43:02] Chrkolby: he'll play but doubt he'll make a guild
[19.06.2016 19:43:12] Chrkolby: he doesnt really have a group tbh
[19.06.2016 19:43:20] Balor: he gotta roll a guild with someone though. hm well that is encouraging
[19.06.2016 19:43:36] Balor: he easily fields these 100+ terran guilds on like every v2 server though I dont know how he does it
[19.06.2016 19:43:48] Balor: v2s are difficult to recruit for. they bulldozed ppl mercilessly on F2, with the Vile
[19.06.2016 19:43:56] Balor: and yet Irish always seems to get carried by Vile
[19.06.2016 19:44:05] Chrkolby: ye but vile isnt playing anymore
[19.06.2016 19:44:19] Balor: yes I saw he appears to have died on R or acc is missing
[19.06.2016 19:44:55] Balor: as far as the people who are strong dislikers, I would see those as more an opportunity
[19.06.2016 19:45:08] Balor: sometimes there's a time to say nothing and not give fuel
[19.06.2016 19:45:26] Balor: other times to give grace and say a nice word. I generally know how to talk to almost everyone and find nice things to say
[19.06.2016 19:46:03] Balor: I enjoy the problem solving and various doings of running with crews on AE, tbh
[19.06.2016 19:48:14] Chrkolby: ye I'll talk it over with some people and see what they think

I cba to correct the obvious spin you put on your entire post since I doubt anyone in this game takes you seriously anymore.

lol funniest convo I have read in ages, the e-peen stroking from both sides is 10/10.

[Wlerin]

lol funniest convo I have read in ages, the e-peen stroking from both sides is 10/10.

I'm curious which part of that was "e-peen" stroking from fka's side. This maybe:

[19.06.2016 19:42:13] Chrkolby: and irish isnt even making a guild as far as I know
[19.06.2016 19:43:02] Chrkolby: he'll play but doubt he'll make a guild
[19.06.2016 19:43:12] Chrkolby: he doesnt really have a group tbh

?

[Pinochle]

Time for Balor to find that Swedish virgin.

[Mr PiPE]

Anybody else read balol posts and wish they knew his drug dealer?

[Bones09]

Why is it so important to get into other people's guilds? If you're good, you should be able to make any random guild of mass recruits into a top guild. Its not that difficult actually if you do it a couple times. That's basically what PPD was on Andromeda. It was not a bunch of multis, just me being bored and mass recruiting everything with fka and crew doing 50-53 with not that many accs, let alone multis.

As for doing that Andromeda/Girls 4.0 zerg thing, fka had pretty much quit by that point so that's no fault of his. Some dark shadowy figure is at fault for that... But hey if that didn't happen, the server would have died with either 00s or 10s coming out on top from attrition, not from crashes (I hear certain guilds in 10s/40s didn't even want to crash... as you could probably tell from their participation numbers... but they do take a lot of the credit for organizing...). At least we had a six cluster crash, not many servers can claim that anymore since nothing gets past 30s now.