UCorp has gone two far!

[The Donald]

My Great People! I know you’ve missed me but I’ve been very busy. So busy. Nobody knew ruling the universe could be so complicated. I haven’t forgotten. There’s no forgetting in this mind. Great minds don’t forget, they create. And have I created the best thing. Its so great, super great, amazingly great. I have some of my people wanting to talk about it. But they can’t. So I’ll do it for them. That’s what a great leader is. A talker. A thinker. And a doer. I completed building the servers first Leviathan today. It’s very big. Very strong. And there’s 10 of them! More than you can shake a MAGA hat at. And I’ll be hiding it for the entire universe to see. Galaxy T40. A special galaxy they opened just for me. No one else can visit it right now. But know. Know if I wanted to. I could take it out of hiding and destroy you. I’ll release them sometime in the future. If I did it now it’d just be a distraction. From the real issues.

Big Pharma.

Did you see what happened in T25? Those nasty Big Pharma liberals over at UCorp think they can just do whatever they want to the poor citizens of T25. Well bad news pal. A big man's in town. And I. Won’t. Make. A. Deal. I'm going to sanction you with my army. I’ve got such a big sanction. It’s historic. And that sanction should scare you. I’ll sanction your productions. I’ll sanction your research. I’ll sanction your bases. I’ll sanction your pets. I have an army of sanctions.

My sanction will strike fear in… Yes Hope I know what a sanction is, that’s why I’m swinging mine around! These people I hire. Great minds. The best minds. Really smart. But sometimes get confused. Dumb is cute somtimes. That’s why I hire them. Equal opportunity for people that are both smart and dumb.

Ready yourselves, UCorp. Sanctions are coming.

[Hope Hicks]

In preparation for the invasion of UCorp, the President requests all NATO allies spend at least 120% of their GDP on fleet. Slackers will be dropped under Article 23: KYS

[[WL] Lu Bu]

Run to your safe space UCorp, legendary sanctions are incoming!

[Sarah H Sanders]

UCorp, the mic is yours....

[Jim Acosta]

Mr. President, is it true that your administration has failed to reunite the families of detained immigrants in the upper 20s? And that instead you have simply been booting them one by one back over the wall to the lowers?

Furthermore, have you finally reached an agreement with the Chinese to zerg up against the rest of the server? How will this impact your administrations plans for 200 billion in new credit tariffs against China?

[Katrina Pierson]

The President is doing what he can to make the 20s great again.

[Dr Alexander Isaacs]

Mr. President,

These attacks against us are uncalled for, and completely untrue. The accusations are baseless, and as a large supporter of your campaign, I thought we had developed a deep enough relationship to partner in the future. The promise of supporting home-grown businesses seems to have faded, and you would rather support the Chinese companies that only bring in more foreign workers to our lands.

At this time, Umbrella Corporation will be pulling all advertisements from FOX, and other biased media outlets in response to these outrageous attacks. We will also no longer be providing discounted medication to any member of the Trump administration.

We also encourage our NATO friends to stay firm against this totalitarian administration, we have increased our funding for private security to protect our interests, and would welcome support in training our staff.

Finally, I'd have you know, everything that has happened in T25 was sanctioned by the President. Though I did *beep* Ivanka, and that was not sanctioned.

[Konoha]

Though I did *beep* Ivanka, and that was not sanctioned.

*gasps*

[Hope Hicks]

It’s unfortunate that your lies will not work here.

Ada Wong, an agent of the Chinese government has provided irrefutable proof that Umbrella’s true intent is mass genocide - as such we have allied with China to rid the server of this dire threat.

[Luftwaffe]

This RP is *beep* cancer

[MeowAE]

We have irrefutable proof, from our correspondent Stormy Daniels, that The Donald has a tiny willy. Confirmed. Detroitfan11, however, has a massive willy. and it's absolutely beautiful.

[Jens Stoltenberg]

Due to UCORP attack on WANG - Article 5: Zerg Gangbang has been invoked.


1 [GR] Get Real 3,040,235 91 33,409
3 [A.V] The Avengers 1,691,715 58 29,168
4 [WAS] wait a srcond 1,534,195 49 31,310
5 [GRIM] We are the black in the Darkness 1,302,085 46 28,306
7 [FREE] Sons of Liberty 1,081,795 35 30,908
9 [SPAM] Space Pirates and Misfits 1,022,395 28 36,514
10 [T26] Tag with us 913,060 29 31,485
11 [MAGA] Make AE Great Again 803,945 35 22,970
12 [WANG] The Big Johnson Club 678,140 14 48,439

vs

2 [UCorp] Umbrella Corporation 2,068,390 53 39,026

Good luck, may god have mercy on your souls

[Konoha]

This RP is *beep* cancer

You shut your whore mouth. This is thoroughly amusing. Take your cancerous attitude elsewhere.

[Sarah H Sanders]

This RP is *beep* cancer

You're talking out of turn. Sit down and be quiet.

Next question.

[Pink Guy]

You're looking kinda sexy, Donny