When pets are dying, call me..

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When pets are dying, call me..

Postby Logans Run » Mon 20 Mar, 2017 20:11

So..my industry is HVAC. Make pretty good money at it. But after last job got slow and laid off a few of us, i took this temp job with a tree service company.
Its brutal work but i love it..really getting into shape fast. Gonna keep the job it for a bit.

So we are throwing branches in the chipper and
one branch has a nest with 3 lil birdies that cant fly yet.
..all chirpin away like "wtf wtf?"
I asked my partner, "now what?"
He's says, "i'll show you." And he throws them in the chipping machine.

Well..ya know..some ppl are cruel.
But that got me thinkin..what if when your dog or cat is near death? You dont wanna pay that expensive bill to euthanize em right?
..just call a tree service company and we can take care of it for pennies on the dollar!

Oh trust me..it'll be fast. And we can even put a bag on the end of the chute to catch the remains for you to bury.

..i had better go talk to the city thou..get my license to exterminate. Right? Best to be legit :whisle:

Edit: why is bing [bot] viewing my thread? I didnt do anything yet. :paranoid:

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Re: When pets are dying, call me..

Postby Bionic redhead » Tue 21 Mar, 2017 14:16

Logans Run wrote:So..my industry is HVAC. Make pretty good money at it. But after last job got slow and laid off a few of us, i took this temp job with a tree service company.


So what you're saying is that you're branching out?

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Re: When pets are dying, call me..

Postby Logans Run » Tue 21 Mar, 2017 15:44

Bionic redhead wrote:So what you're saying is that you're branching out?


I see what you did there. And got an honest chuckle outta me.
..you go in the chipper last. :)

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Re: When pets are dying, call me..

Postby ViG90 » Tue 21 Mar, 2017 17:17

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Re: When pets are dying, call me..

Postby Wlerin » Tue 21 Mar, 2017 18:57

Welp. Guess that's one potential career to cross off the list.

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Re: When pets are dying, call me..

Postby Logans Run » Tue 21 Mar, 2017 20:41

Lmao

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