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How much i hate Seagulls

Postby Logans Run » Fri 10 Mar, 2017 02:55

(Sorry, gotta rant..)
They are the scum of the Earth in bird-form.

Now..idk for sure but im betting gulls in low human population areas..they can be respected more. Meaning they "actually hunt" for food. (Eat a damn crab or small fish)

Here in Dago, they are scavengers and back stabbers. One bird will get a piece of scavanged food and have to fly off with other gulls in hot pursuit to steal the food.

Then ofc if you park at one of our beaches or near costal parks, often you'll have one or two fly to your window begging for food.

They will look at you intently but if you stare back, they will look away..pretend somethings on the ground and start picking at it! I KNOW thier kind.
..same as the liberals outside your local liquor stores begging for your change. (Oh dont b.s. ME..we all know they side liberal)

Got this park called Fiesta island..i go there often. Saw about 30 dozing just of the circular road that goes around. I thought.."if i was doing 50 around that turn and nobody could see me..i bet i could nail half before they scattered.."

Mind you, many were in the sitting position..no way in HELL they could stand and then fly out of the way.

..also a soft-shot air pistol would be nice :think:
(No i wouldnt..just would like to)
Unfortunatly, they are protected by law..as i found out in grade school when our local bully threw a rock at one and killed it. Cops came to the school..etc..etc..
DID YOU ALL KNOW..that in the 80s, Philadelphia had city workers go around and shoot pigeons off all the statues in the city? Yeah it was an epidemic. Bird sheet everywhere. I was a young teen..thought that was cool.
*sigh*
Ok end of rant. Seagulls suck.

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Re: How much i hate Seagulls

Postby Chesterton » Tue 14 Mar, 2017 13:17

/TT'd

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Re: How much i hate Seagulls

Postby Logans Run » Tue 14 Mar, 2017 15:41

So your saying i trashed talked Seagulls? Are thier feelings gonna be hurt? Thats why you moved from Off game? :think:

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Re: How much i hate Seagulls

Postby Mr PiPE » Thu 16 Mar, 2017 00:17

Alka seltzer.

He won't swoop at your food or poop on your hood ever again.

Buzzards are almost as bad. They'll play chicken with your car while trying as a team to drag the dead whatever out of the road.

They can cause alignment issues.

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Re: How much i hate Seagulls

Postby Logans Run » Sat 18 Mar, 2017 18:14

Mr PiPE wrote:Alka seltzer.
He won't swoop at your food or poop on your hood ever again..


Does it work on libs? They poop all over the place too.

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Re: How much i hate Seagulls

Postby JigokuShoujo » Tue 11 Apr, 2017 20:15

tl:dr

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Re: How much i hate Seagulls

Postby Logans Run » Wed 12 Apr, 2017 01:10

JigokuShoujo wrote:tl:dr

Good. Now GTFO my rant page.

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Re: How much i hate Seagulls

Postby Uncle Ben » Wed 19 Apr, 2017 14:49

tl;dr

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Re: How much i hate Seagulls

Postby Logans Run » Fri 21 Apr, 2017 05:39

Uncle Ben wrote:tl;dr

Its prolly cus your an uneducated black?

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Re: How much i hate Seagulls

Postby Uncle Ben » Fri 21 Apr, 2017 07:40

An uneducated black.... WIF A FRIGGIN RICE EMPIRE MOFUGGA

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Re: How much i hate Seagulls

Postby Logans Run » Mon 24 Apr, 2017 21:15

Uncle Ben wrote:An uneducated black.... WIF A FRIGGIN RICE EMPIRE MOFUGGA

Just my white privileged guess. But don worry..im only seagull racist.
..I do have my one black friend.

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