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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby ViG90 » Tue 27 Feb, 2018 10:30

Logans Run wrote:When did this thread get entertaining?

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well it has been. according to my focus groups, the entertainment level has shown to peak when i have posted in this thread except this post :paranoid:

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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Frederic Chopin » Wed 28 Feb, 2018 13:19

You know what else peaks?

My menstrual cycle

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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby ViG90 » Thu 01 Mar, 2018 04:31

Frederic Chopin wrote:You know what else peaks?

My menstrual cycle


Male Hormone Cycle
What happens with his testosterone every 24 hours

Women aren’t the only ones with a hormone cycle. Men have a hormone cycle, too—but, there are big differences.

For instance, instead of having a month-long hormone cycle like women, men go through an entire hormone cycle every 24 hours.

Another difference: Men have about 10 times more testosterone than women, so their hormone cycle is usually all about how their testosterone affects them. A man’s body does make estrogen and progesterone like a woman’s body, but in much smaller amounts.


Male Hormone Cycle - Morning
Morning: Testosterone is highest

Once he shakes off the fog of sleep, high testosterone makes him more energetic, talkative, aggressive, focused, competitive, independent, impulsive and confident. During these peak testosterone hours, he may also be more easily angered (for instance, if he stubs his toe, he might lose his top) and be more likely to say “no” to a favor or request. His virility is at a high point. So is his ability to put together furniture, read maps and do other tasks that require spatial skills.

Best time for him to… assemble a DIY desk, compete in a contest, work on a project solo, figure out the best driving route, enjoy passionate sex.

Male Hormone Cycle - Afternoon
Afternoon: Testosterone is in the middle of its cycle

He’s a tad mellower than his morning self, but isn’t going on empty just yet. As a result, he’s still upbeat, driven and focused, but not as easily ticked off (that stubbed toe would likely elicit a much shorter, less intense burst of swear words). He’s more open to working with others rather than going solo.

Best time for him to… work as part of a team, pitch clients or customers, brainstorm ideas, go on a date.

Male Hormone Cycle - Evening
Evening: Testosterone is lowest

With testosterone bottoming out, he tends to be more passive, agreeable and low-key, making this a good time to ask him for a favor or other request since he’s more likely to grant it. He may feel tired or fuzzy—especially before he’s had a chance to recharge after work or eat dinner. At this point, his libido hits its lowest point. For some men, this low point is still enough to make them capable of enjoying passionate sex; other men may feel too tired for intimacy or have difficulty maintaining an erection.

Best time for him to… do activities that rejuvenate his energy if he wants a pick-me-up (such as playing an instrument or exercising), enjoy relaxing activities in keeping with his current low energy level (such as reading or watching a documentary), cuddle with his partner.








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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Dark Zero » Sun 11 Mar, 2018 04:25

sup

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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Guitar Man » Sun 11 Mar, 2018 06:06

Dark Zero wrote:sup

holy *beep*

THIS IS NOT A RESTAURANT
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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Logans Run » Tue 10 Apr, 2018 16:38

ViG90 wrote:
Logans Run wrote:When did this thread get entertaining?

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well it has been. according to my focus groups, the entertainment level has shown to peak when i have posted in this thread except this post :paranoid:

Oh yeah? I think your focus group is about as credible as CNN!

#CanarisisStillFagot

/stillOnTopic
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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Canaris » Sun 15 Apr, 2018 16:57

Logans Run wrote:#CanarisisStillFaggot

/stillOnTopic


You didn't even try to bypass the profanity filter! Damn dude.

You know with all the powertripping I do, you can expect a warning.

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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Logans Run » Sun 15 Apr, 2018 21:48

Canaris wrote:
Logans Run wrote:#CanarisisStillFaggot

/stillOnTopic


You didn't even try to bypass the profanity filter! Damn dude.

You know with all the powertripping I do, you can expect a warning.

Meh..typo. in that i speled it riought.
But hey..i didnt sticky this experiment of yours in self-loathing.

Edit:
/fixd
There..happy fagot?

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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Uncle Ben » Fri 20 Apr, 2018 10:15

This is just a friendly reminder that:

1. Everyone agreed to the forum rules when they signed up
2. A containment board exists for flaming, spam, and trolling
3. Some people took their trash talk to other boards
4. They were reminded of the rules they agreed to
5. These people thought they were the ones being victimized
6. A joke of a moderator came along and made fake rules
7. They thought they were under attack but nothing happened
8. They appealed to other moderators to make the bully stop posting
9. Even more nothing happened
10. This is a great victory over the moderators, truly!

Congratulations on the gold medal in mental gymnastics.

I may not post or read the board much but I'm here just to annoy you and there's nothing you can do about it.

You can ignore me, you can hate me, you can even report me. But honestly, I'd prefer you never posted again.


Screw you fagot

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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Uncle Ben » Sat 21 Apr, 2018 17:44

Canaris wrote:
Logans Run wrote:#CanarisisStillFaggot

/stillOnTopic


You didn't even try to bypass the profanity filter! Damn dude.

You know with all the powertripping I do, you can expect a warning.

For the millionth time: Using existing words instead of other existing words does NOT count as bypassing the profanity filter, ya fookwit.

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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Canaris » Wed 02 May, 2018 02:38

Because you know if you used that word it would have been filtered. So it is a bypass.

But please, continue to post in this thread dedicated to me. It's at 100 replies now, can we get it to 200?

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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Uncle Ben » Wed 02 May, 2018 08:15

ITT: Canaris admits being an attention whore. Doesn't matter to him if it's verbal abuse or not, as long as it's attention. Let's give him what he wants and all point and laugh, people.

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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Ron Burgandy » Wed 02 May, 2018 21:55

Uncle Ben wrote:ITT: Canaris admits being an attention whore. Doesn't matter to him if it's verbal abuse or not, as long as it's attention. Let's give him what he wants and all point and laugh, people.

And you keep giving him attention. Congrats moron.

...lol plus why should i tell you?? your the one who wants to jump in and bite the lion on the nuts
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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Uncle Ben » Thu 03 May, 2018 04:04

Ron Burgandy wrote:
Uncle Ben wrote:ITT: Canaris admits being an attention whore. Doesn't matter to him if it's verbal abuse or not, as long as it's attention. Let's give him what he wants and all point and laugh, people.

And you keep giving him attention. Congrats moron.

Everyone breaks down under my verbal abuse eventually. The ones who claim they like it are usually first. Scrotum gobbler.

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Re: Canaris is a fagot

Postby Uncle Ben » Thu 03 May, 2018 04:42

Canaris wrote:Because you know if you used that word it would have been filtered. So it is a bypass.

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