Hillary violated me..

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Hillary violated me..

Postby Logans Run » Tue 18 Sep, 2018 19:43

Im sorry its taken me this long to come forward. But i seemed to repress the memory until a session with my shrink.
Then it all came flooding back. ..oh God it was so horrible!

It was the spring of '92 and i was out supporting Bill's run for President..
I was at a souvenir stand in Arkansaw at his rally selling my T-Shirts, buttons and mugs..things of that nature when out of the blue, Hilly and her Entourage stopped by.
I was ofc as giddy as a school girl on that fateful day in April..waving frantically for her autograph which she happily obliged.

After telling her how great she looked, she seemed to get a twinkle in her eye while looking me up and down.
I felt a chill from that stare i'll never forget.
Then she started to notice items i was selling.
She spied swim trunks with 'Clinton 93' on them and said, "Wow these would look great on Bill."

She..*sniff* proceeded around the counter and picked up a pair of black shorts.
Later i would reflect how the color suited her cold black heart as she held the pair up to my waist saying, "your about the same size as bill.."
Holding them over my tight pants to imagine the look..thats when..it...it happened.

Oh God i shouldn't say more!
She..she then used this as cover to slip her hand around and rub my package!
Whispering, "no...i think your a lot bigger then Bill." With that evil twisted smile..rubbing me behind the shorts!

She told me what room she was in over at the Hilton but i was in too much shock to remember anything.
..especially with a stiffy going on.

Im sorry people. Im so sorry i repressed this incident until recently.
I still would like to remain anonymous..but i just HAD to tell someone!

#metoo

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Re: Hillary violated me..

Postby The Monarch » Wed 19 Sep, 2018 01:48

Tl;dr

Logans still a virgin.

What can I do to you that life hasn't already?
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Re: Hillary violated me..

Postby Logans Run » Wed 19 Sep, 2018 02:01

Hey moncart..havent you noticed we barely humor you down here.

And i cant believe you would make fun of victims.

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Re: Hillary violated me..

Postby Uncle Ben » Wed 19 Sep, 2018 02:06

Victims ey ... Say Logan, I got dis Walmart coupon rite herre...

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Re: Hillary violated me..

Postby Logans Run » Wed 19 Sep, 2018 02:07

:shock:

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Re: Hillary violated me..

Postby Logans Run » Thu 20 Sep, 2018 19:04

Its come to my attention that someone at the highest levels of Government (and AE) have outted me. Yes..Dox'd. I suspect it was Rich the b.

They want me to testify before congress but I've hired a lawyer to make sure my demands are met.
First off, i want some chocolate truffles, bon bons and a moped.

More demands will be forthcoming.


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