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New Beta Moderator

Postby Pancho_Villa » Mon 07 Jan, 2013 00:28

Please explain in great detail how you conquered the last moderator in hand to hand combat and devoured him in a bizarre ritual to gain his power.

Also please describe your special finishing moves.

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby Suiseiseki » Tue 08 Jan, 2013 01:48

I'm just glad it's not a Jew.

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby Ratimus » Tue 08 Jan, 2013 05:40

Beta ..Chewing up and spit out mods since day 1

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby SunTzu » Mon 14 Jan, 2013 04:02

I just charmed him a bit, flashed a little thigh and tucked a dollar in his new Xaman tighty whities. Next thing I know I get the job.

Strange happenings, this AE thing. I tried that with Pasternack once and all I got was knocked upside the head.

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby Suiseiseki » Mon 14 Jan, 2013 05:21

Pointless references aside, you appear to have something resembling a sense of humor. Either that or you're aware that this game is terrible and requires equally terrible posting in order to be remotely entertaining.

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby SunTzu » Mon 14 Jan, 2013 05:38

Suiseiseki wrote:Pointless references aside, you appear to have something resembling a sense of humor. Either that or you're aware that this game is terrible and requires equally terrible posting in order to be remotely entertaining.



I have an off sense of humor that is not easily conveyed via text. Regardless, those who take life too seriously, especially a drab spread-ship game on the internet, probably need to be out socializing and meeting members of the opposite sex rather than here reading this... stuff.

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby Archibald Grims » Mon 14 Jan, 2013 23:15

SunTzu wrote:... need to be out socializing and meeting members of the opposite sex


Oh lawd, I spec it would go like this.
in the future wrote:Girl: So what do you do in your free time?
SunTzu: Well, I'm a moderator in the forums for some spreadsheet space boat game.
Girl: NEEEEEEEERD!


And who needs women when you can get hard by looking at your fleet numbers?

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby SunTzu » Mon 14 Jan, 2013 23:30

Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't play the game. I came here several years ago at the invitation of a friend for a debate topic and have stuck around since. I tried the game, but to be candid it bored me to tears once I figured out the basic formula. I practice math far too much at work already.

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby Saint 7 » Wed 06 Feb, 2013 10:06

Given the current reputation that the Beta forum has, I wouldn't see the appointment as it's moderator as anything worthy of discussing. I'd deny it if I were you.

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby Themis » Wed 06 Feb, 2013 10:19

Au contraire - it's so good I'm doing it twice


or something like that :paranoid:

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby Piggehpush » Wed 06 Feb, 2013 10:51

O hi there Themis :D

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Re: New Beta Moderator

Postby Suiseiseki » Wed 06 Feb, 2013 17:47

The Council of Trolls Beta Chapter approves of Themis.

Back to your regularly scheduled, barely coherent drivel. :)

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