Ceti's Battle Reports.

[Snitch]

Honkmeister vs. [*ASG*] V4V *ASG* losses: 105,895,050 / 133,782,240


AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHA!

Battle Report

[Nagel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Has he bought a new account yet?

[Rezo]

Why would he? It was profitable, after all.

[Snitch]

RVJ vs. [HeiHo] runner losses: 203,361,000 / 161,126,255 - Report
RVJ vs. [HeiHo] HB The Hidden Hand losses: 6,491,400 / 6,734,715 - Report

the autobahn runner Quote - Msg - Report 28 Jan 2014, 00:11:21
Total debt list!!

[HeiHo] IRISH {RED} 72716735
[HeiHo] Adashi 57408704
[HeiHo] Necromancer 6379790
[HeiHo] Gunslinger 24760096
[HeiHo] Da Surgeon™ 29313343
[HeiHo] HB The Hidden Hand 7338117
[HeiHo] Dark Star 19518959
[HeiHo] The Desert Fox 1852176
[HeiHo] Hukka 33124830
[HeiHo] Snowdoll 3183399
[HeiHo] jackal 2 8611
[HeiHo] HB Rafaello 10011000
[HeiHo] sapukaukau 2006120

Total 267621880 sucked..

Whatever happened to the proclomation that anyone who sucked even 1 cred over any derb pile would be derbed to pay? Will we be seeing Irish on the ticker being eaten or is this another thing which is white-washed into the background?

Also, are your players now such a bunch of week old noobs that they can't turn off their recyclers. Probably even DT or dare I say it... ASG knows where the off option is for their recyclers.

But HeiHo... supposedly full of 'leet players'' lol.. leet siimmers more like.

No excuse nowadays for shoddy operations for recyclers being left on.

Look, you even tell them numerous times..

the autobahn runner Quote - Msg - Report 27 Jan 2014, 14:36:28
Guys who got cyclers on needs to repay immediatly 1 way or another..

Its a reason to why we can turn them off and its a reason to why we tell guys thousand times over to keep em off..

Angry Shogun Kris Quote - Msg - Report 27 Jan 2014, 14:26:37
sapukaukau
Adashi
jackal 2
snowdoll
meatshield
da surgeon

you all have cyclers on on are blob and need to turn them off asap as you are now sucking up derbs from a suicide or will be when you land

the autobahn runner Quote - Msg - Report 26 Jan 2014, 07:19:04
HALF THE GUYS GOING TO C00 GOT CYCLERS ON!!!

ANY OF U NEWBIES NEED ME TO SEND U A FKN TUTORIAL OR U WANT ME TO TELL YA MOMMY ?

Angry Shogun Kris Quote - Msg - Report 25 Jan 2014, 20:28:59
Everybody REMEMBER TO KEEP CYCLERS OFF SO WHEN YOU LAND THEY ARE OFF

Now all Runner needs is someone with a lot of capital killers to ram into his leviathans, and those will be turned into scrap metal - then all those years of simming will be for naught.

[hell hound]

well this made me laugh. what also made me laugh was this PM i got

unkown Reply Savebox Block Report Feb 1 2014, 19:04:13
Kris likes to think he has 'an elite force' behind him. Apparently it took him a week to move 11 billion who did not know where the move option was.

[Glaurung]

You can laugh here, its alright, as its the only place you are allowed to do so.On the other forums everyone laughs at you and your theories.

[kris]

You can laugh here, its alright, as its the only place you are allowed to do so.On the other forums everyone laughs at you and your theories.

exactly

all the dead guys like to laugh on the forums but they dont laugh much in game

[Rommel]

you know that dead man can't laugh and you know why and this may come as a shock to you bud they can't laugh because they are dead.

[Glaurung]

you know that dead man can't laugh and you know why and this may come as a shock to you bud they can't laugh because they are dead.

Who are you in Ceti? I derb and permaocc for noob spell.

P.S. Yes, V4V is in my list too.

[Rommel]

well maybe if you give me all your coords here on the forum and lower your def and move al fleet from your bases i might say who i am after i attacked your bases ofcourse.

[Snitch]

Here is a battle report I was passed today

http://battlepaste.aestats.com/view/E5E ... 284D74DE9/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Here are some of the comments from the critics..

"never heard of the "carrier drop" before? it's when you leave the fighters behind and hit with the carriers instead."

"is this bad hit day?"

"Lolwut"

"Carriers best combat unit ever, never knew why the always took these sh.tty fighters with them?"

"oh dear "

"I just had to lawl at that"

Just goes to show ASG are showing themselves to be even more FAIL than DT (and that is saying something).

MoJo are calling it the "Carrier Drop".



Tell me - was this published on the ASG combat board?

[Ron Burgandy]

Hey, if fighters are good, the units that carry them have to be better ... Right?

[Ka-Z]

It looks like my old pal snitch has once again made me famous. I am genuinely glad to put a blip on the heart monitor portion of Ceti's life support unit.

To be quite honest, I hate my rainbow. CR/CA need to be liquidated... along with my HC and a few other rainbow items.

Unfortunately for us all, Ceti doesn't allow me to flex my ratio muscles anymore... however, I did manage to find a way to blow up as much fleet as possible with almost 0% loss from a napkin.

I'm offended that my early exploits within Ceti have been forgotten. I shall redeem myself post haste... in another server.

[Death Smurf]

These are worth saving

[daddystu]

yes they were great pillages. cant forgive the necro BRs though.