AE Curriculum Vitae.

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AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Zout » Wed 08 Jul, 2009 14:15

This seemed to be a moderate hit over in the Alpha tavern, and well since the Beta boards are pretty much dead these days, maybe this can revive them a bit. So, lets see everyone's beta resume. I guess I'll go first.

CURRICULUM VITAE

Name: Zout
Nickname: Zout
Age: 924 days

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
Tugas - Diplomat (only for a short time)
Rana Astro Warriors (Diplomat)
Mordor (Diplomat - 2nd boss)

ACHIEVMENTS
Been a diplomat in every guild I was in, while starting out at the bottom of the ladder in each of them.
Been involved in a lot of great battles in many different wars.

WARS (I can't remember all of them to be honest, I'll list the ones I remember being active in)
Tugas vs EAA/RL/RLSS
RAW vs RL
Mordor vs Grey swords, Serenity and some other guilds
There was at least 2 or 3 of those kind of wars
Mordor, AA, EAA and gang vs Goon, =T= and 13th coalilition
Mordor, Shadow-Warriors, Serenity, PTSS and others vs Goonion
Mordor, Hun, =T=, Goon, Bulge and gang vs Rage (current server war)

PHILOSOPHY (or whatever way that is written)
-Pewpew is fun, but fighting the forum war can be just as important
-Overall Server Neutrality allows wars to vary greatly.
-My fleets tend to carry a support quality, because I like doing coordinated strikes, rather than hunt on my own.
-Beta used to be the best server by far, but now...not so much.

NPO - Alpha
«o» "Diplomat" - Beta
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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Black Legionnaire » Thu 09 Jul, 2009 03:19

CURRICULUM VITAE

Name: Patron Saint Liege
Previous Usernames: Black Legionnaire, Liege
Age: 838 days

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
Evil Pioneers/ Evil Axis Alliance 2/ Section 31
Twilight
Shadow Warriors
Astroholics Anonymous

ACHIEVMENTS
Previous Vice Admiral of Astroholics Anonymous
Current Co-Diplomat of Astroholics Anonmyous
Have Been in my current guild for greater than a year

WARS (I can't remember all of them to be honest, I'll list the ones I remember being active in)
\31/ vs. LGN, HUN
S-W vs. KwsW
RAGE vs. GOONion (War One)
RAGE vs. GOONion (War Two)


PHILOSOPHY (or whatever way that is written)
"When Diplomacy Fails, Go for the Jugular"

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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Dr. Cogwerks » Thu 09 Jul, 2009 07:16

What a terrible idea.

CURRICULUM VITAE

Name: Dr. Percival J. Von Cogwerks McGillicutty III, PhD
Nickname: Dr. Cogwerks
Other Nicknames: Dr. Pugwerks, Dr. Thugwerks, Dr. Tardwerks, Dr. Hugwerks, Dr. Grumblewerks, etc.
Age: 24. Or 830 days.

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
Something Awful Swarm- Director of Propaganda and Psy-Ops.
GOON- Uh, random mischief I guess. Commander of the B20 Wrecking Crew.
CHUG- Director of Sweet Wheelies
OTIS- The best guild ever, nevar forget :(

ACHIEVEMENTS
Trolled almost every major guild leader in the game with space themed chain letters, babelfished nonsense, and legalese documents about ham repositories. Co-founded the art of tactical spacehaiku with Paramemetic. Instigated the Drizz K. Nyne anti-furry scout party. Helped to coordinate most of the End Boss missions (Gigacrash, Operation Bowser, Operation Ganondorf). Contributed to the overall failure of SAS and the poor public image of the GOON guilds. Wrecked about 5 million fleet on two incoming RAGE blob LZs with lone titans after canceling months worth of research to keep repairing them while knowing that I'd lose all the debris, then wasted several more months of credits with constant suicide attacks just to make other people sad. Gave everyone in CBC(PM) silly or rude titles before Count Spartan had me evicted again. Briefly had a pug-themed superguild. :(

WARS
Pretty much every stupid war since BRO.

PHILOSOPHY
My space rap pretty much summarizes my philosophy in this game.
http://www.cambomb.com/other/A%20House%20in%20Space.mp3
Also pledged to taunt and undermine any guild in the rank #1 position, even if I'm in that guild.

SECRET GOAL
*redacted*

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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Bunns » Thu 09 Jul, 2009 16:57

name: mine namea am bunns
age: 874 days

guild(s):
sas - peon
goon - diplomat for rage
rage - president

achievements:
hasn't been trolled or farmed out of the game like a lot of other super cool and popular people. remembers stuff that happened a long time ago and thus has the potential to look old and experienced on the forums. has literally trolled u from day 1. was the diplomat for the rage coalition while serving in goon. crashed musta's fleet for epic lols and bad ratios. got announce powers in rage. messaged cogwerks. asked crash comet for sensitive documents (waiting for response).

wars:
all the wars before rage war 1 - forum warrior
rage war 1 - forum warrior
rage war 2 - forum warrior

philosophy:
-put god first in your life and everything else will fall into place playboy. -archbishop don the magic juan

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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Awol » Fri 10 Jul, 2009 07:47

CURRICULUM VITAE

Name: Awol
Nickname: Romancer
Age: 812 days

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
to many to remember but these stick out
FYAD - Nixens secratary before becoming Nixens replacement.
TSS - Musta forced me into flexible positions
Swarm - Creator and customer

ACHIEVMENTS
Lots of wars, lots of peace, tons of friendships.
Hunx, helped orchestrate the destruction of the #1 fleet on Beta along with his entire guild.
Failed forum warrior
Kicked Nixen from FYAD
Swarm, im the guy who let AA join us and then watched as they ate all the derbs we created.
Participated in the epic BORG slaughter with KwsW
Observed first hand the best DS take down ever. RIP Mein Eyes.
At one point had eyes on every guild board in the top 20.

WARS (I can't remember all of them to be honest, I'll list the ones I remember being active in)
Bro vs Goonion
Bro vs Goonion
Bro vs Goonion
Bro vs Goonion
Bro vs Goonion
Bro vs Goonion
Omega vs Goonion
Omega vs Goonion
Omega vs Goonion
Omega vs Goonion
Omega vs Goonion
Omega Legion vs Goonion
Omega Legion vs Goonion
Rage vs Goonion
Omega Legion vs Goonion
Rage vs Goonion

(basically i've been at war with BRO for 812 days)

PHILOSOPHY (or whatever way that is written)
-Leadership is to much work to be fun
-Spies take more from the game than they give
-Games should not be taken seriously, ever.
-Goons are far and away the coolest bunch of people you will ever horse around with on the internet.
-Goons are far and away the most retarded bunch of idiots you will ever work with on the internet.

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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Snake » Fri 10 Jul, 2009 09:08

CURRICULUM VITAE

Name: Snayke
Nickname: Snayke
Age: 770 days

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
Too many to list (or remember), but was GM a few times. I'm a space traveler.

ACHIEVMENTS
Became a deity in a war game without actually fighting any wars.

WARS
None.

PHILOSOPHY
Who cares about numbers on this excel sheet game.

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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby The Don » Fri 10 Jul, 2009 17:49

CURRICULUM VITAE

Name: The Don
Nickname: The Don of Death, Elite Spartan
Age: 838 days
Servers: Just Beta

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
EAAII- Marshal of defense or something
\31/ - leader
FUBAR- leader
BLG- leader
BuLGE- Leader/council member
Glory- crazy hat wearing ninja
IMPM- Pwner and trainer
Rage- Lover

ACHIEVEMENTS
I've brought many of players up. Led some for most of my account age and have manage to build a small guild ranked around 50 to being ranked in the top 5. Two personal wars against guilds(IMPM and DESU).

WARS (I can't remember all of them to be honest, I'll list the ones I remember being active in)
\31/ against Cabal
Me vs DESU
FUBAR vs KWSW
FUBAR vs Hun
All of the Omega vs Goon hugfests(1 for goon, 1 for omega)
Me vs IMPM
Mordor, Hun, =T=, Goon, Bulge and gang vs Rage (current server war)

PHILOSOPHY (or whatever way that is written)
-This is a WAR game and NOT real life..
-Pillaged TR get over it. It happens.
-Fleet is meant to be used for something. Some just have to be reminded.
-Never underestimate a very large amount of very stupid, very little things.

Beta: The Don

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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby barnhole » Fri 10 Jul, 2009 22:26

CV of Barnholex

Ive be an active player now for the last 2 years, but did start this game on the 10th day of Alpha server,

To be honest im usualy pissed as i play :o



First guild EEA

Second Guild 13th

Third Guild Sith lol what a bunch of half witted retards

BLG,BulGE all the way

best war, single handedly doing over 7 million of sith fleet to my 3 mil loss until Xero popped over from CM to pumumle me when i was of line (Ill Be Back for you)

Now ive learnt form the best of BUlGE which is the best bunch of players in the server, JJC, DON. Grayman, DOW, Ghost rider(Esp Him :D ), Kdudden 92, Master Osgood,Rat, Trekkie197, and im sure ive missed people out but you know who you are.
i will grow to become a top 1 hundred player within the year.

Peace Barnholex

And I, of course, am innocent of all but malice.
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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Master Wookie » Sun 12 Jul, 2009 20:07

Nickname: Master Wookie
Days: 827

Guilds:
BRO4
Omega
BLUE - Diplomat/Co-Founder
Huntr - Diplomat
TwerP
~13~ - Admiral
¤S¤ / ¤A¤
(Plus various temporary war guilds like ~OW~, VICE, VAL, etc)

Achievements (It really depends on what you count as an achievement, but here are just a few things) :
-Over 5 mil XP earned (most by attacking, not by being attacked)
-10k econ reached
-Founded and helped to run a successful guild
-Been accused of spying by CS and other various leaders of RAGE :P
-Forum warriored my way to fame and fortune
-Been in so many wars I can't remember them all

Wars:
-A number of wars between BroX and the Goonion (and also against 13th maybe? I don't remember most of the wars back when I first started very well)
-'Star Alliance' vs Goonion (3 times I think?)
- BLUE vs Omega
- ~OW~ vs ~CW~
- Goonion + allies vs RAGE
- At least 5 or 6 more wars while I was in Huntr, I don't remember who they were against
-Etc

Philosophy:
-Fleet is there to be used.
-Its just a game.
-Trolling is fun.

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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Jimmy777J » Mon 13 Jul, 2009 19:26

CURRICULUM VITAE

Name: James Garrett Mariano
Nickname: Jimmy
Other Nicknames: Jimmy777J
Age: 19

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
M.I.G- Trade representative, diplomat, 2IC, and supreme commander
\TM/- Co GM
DERBS- Co Creator and currently VGM

ACHIEVEMENTS
Started in a guild that was in the bottom 70 and helped it rise to at its peak was in the top 15. Started a guild from scratch with a friend named Destroyer of Worlds, in 4 months it was the single largest guild in Beta, and Ranked 3rd overal. From the start I have been labeled by my enemies as a¨person who doesn't sleep¨ always in the middle of any conflict that is happening with my guild. Have been in the top 10 XP as well as the top 100 for Tech. Highest level rank ever achieved: 164

WARS
Sith, LOI, HUN, LhorseshoeN, HUN again, BOB, HUN again, CHUG, Maui, and MC

PHILOSOPHY
DERB first ask questions later
A diplomat is one who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to going to it.
and my favorite: If you don't expect the best of yourself; Then what the hell are you expecting?
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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby thorgen » Sat 18 Jul, 2009 05:11

CURRICULUM VITAE

Nickname: Thorgen, Spectral Procession
Account Age: 442 Days

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
[=CW=] ~Common Wealth~
[★MI5★] SPOOKS
[VICE]/[CHUG] for current server war


ACHIEVEMENTS
Came to AE and started in B23 as I had a friend located there who was in Common Wealth and got me into that guild. Later ended up getting Levi Raped by [Hunx]Executor as soon as I hit level 30. Disbanded my bases and moved to the B50s and then joined Spooks.

WARS
Wasn't active in battle until current server war

PHILOSOPHY
I'm still a NooB. Ask StRiDeR about my terrible United Colonies attacks few months back :D

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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby AlcibiadesGL0RY » Sat 01 Aug, 2009 07:18

CURRICULUM VITAE

Name: B.5000
Nickname: Alcibiades
Age: 956 days

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
BORG
-PM- - el presidente

ACHIEVMENTS
creator of rage i guess
destroyer of =T=
made poitin delete his account
also made -pm- i guess

WARS
i dont remember all the borg ones really but there were all of those and then pm vs asg and cw and those *beep* guilds and pm vs VE and those *beep* guilds and pm vs 13th and then pm vs =t= and those *beep* guilds

PHILOSOPHY (or whatever way that is written)
ae is gay i dont even play ae heres a picture of a shark wearing a suit

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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Suiseiseki » Tue 04 Aug, 2009 20:06

CURRICULUM VITAE

Name: Suiseiseki
Nickname: Many; We are Legion
Age: ???

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
DESU GM (former), Diplomat, War Commander
Former vice leader of The /b/alactic empire
Merc'd to every Goon guild that's ever existed for various reasons. I've served my time in Hell.


ACHIEVEMENTS
Too many to list

WARS
Too many to list

PHILOSOPHY
Nothing is sacred.

Kali wrote:We take their Derbs & Break their Hearts - The Goonion Resurrection


The Nene is a lie.
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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Pocok » Tue 18 Aug, 2009 10:24

CURRICULUM VITAE

Name: Negritis
Nickname: the gopher
Age: 23

GUILDS AND EXPERIENCE
soo many guilds : hun,=T=,fb,pm,aa,rage,again rage,a-l,pm,byob
2 times gm of hun
main diplomat of hun
leadership member of pm
god of wars :D


ACHIEVEMENTS
first guy to piss paradasca enough :P
first one to get 20m xp in AE history :D
being top1x for more then 1 year continously :D (and even more with small brakes)

WARS
there isn't a nice war without me

PHILOSOPHY
kill or get killed, if you can collect and make a 1/10 xp ratio its all fine :D

Saiyans for eternity

i made the new language: Hunglish
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Re: AE Curriculum Vitae.

Postby Narth Vader » Fri 21 Aug, 2009 18:45

CURRICULUM VITAE.

Name: B.43551, also known as Narth Vader
Aliases: Narth The Undying!, Leeroy Jenkins, Lt Col Ownage
Age: Officially 781 days, unofficially, 800+

Guilds and experience
Academy of Vland [~AoV~] - Subleader/ training guild teacher, Ambassador to SITH.
Vilani Empire [~VE~]
Hertz [HWhz] - co leader to help a friend rebuild it for about a month.
Vilani Wolfguards [~13~]
Reaping Leprechauns ( MIG/VE co-op)

Achievements
was around for the death of CABAL, merger of VE and 13th, fought in the first GOON war. Rank 263 highest econ base. saw the lolzHacking of Beta accounts. 80k pillage.

Wars
First and second GOON vs server war.
VE/AoV vs BLG
VE/MIG vs S3D
First GOON vs RAGE war.
and various others.

Philosophy
LET ME SIM IN PEACE!
Attack my friends, and I attack you.
Will pillage TRs, but I'll help the other end get them back.
Over lvl 30 and there's profit to be had? *licks lips*
Will hit regardless of profit.

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