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SMURFS - Ceti History

Postby Death Smurf » Mon 29 Jan, 2018 07:10

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Re: SMURF - Ceti History

Postby Death Smurf » Mon 29 Jan, 2018 07:11

Jan 2008

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Re: SMURF - Ceti History

Postby Death Smurf » Mon 29 Jan, 2018 07:11

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From: [SMURF] Lord Garth Git Msg - Block Player Feb 14 2012, 00:35:13
To all Smurf leadership,

Mav and I have analysed our choices in game and we took the decision to separate from SU and start a time on ourselves, we are trying to provoke a breakthrough within SU and make this server more active and fun.

It is risky but we rather it than boring to death. We prepared a statement we are going to post in game forum but we would like to here from you before posting, please do so pming Mavrick or Lord Garth, or you can do it in the next chat

http://us4.chatzy.com/24865496122390

Thanks for your support.

Smurf Statement of Independence

For about a year and a half SMURF has been a proud member of the Sword Union. Our main goal during this time was to defeat the alliance known as Anti SU. As you all well know in Cetiverse we (the Sword Union) accomplished our goal last December.

We have enjoyed playing side by side with Kris and other SU leadership. We have had a lot of fun with the players of Heiho, Dojo, DT, Om-Lo, ITA, Kittens, HGMNY, IA and ASG.

Post blob crash, there are not enough targets to kill or even chase around cetiverse. We believe Ceti needs a major change in its “geopolitics”. Therefore, we have made a decision in order to revive Ceti.

We are separating from our SU brothers and sisters and canceling any and all NAP, DNH, or agreement we have held until today with any and all guilds.

We give a general DNH for 48 hrs starting at 00:00 ST Februrary 15th. At the expiration of 48 hrs we will hit any non SMURF fleet we can and we will smurf the guilds we declare on.

Our doors will be lock down until further notification, and we will open a 48 hrs window for the smurfs who rather join a different guild.

We wish other guilds follow our steps in order to make Ceti a very active server once again.

Thanks to all those who have trusted us, specially Kris, who is a person we kindly appreciate and trust.


From: [SMURF] Lord Garth Git Msg - Block Player Feb 17 2012, 18:52:32
Smurfs get ready!! We will proclaim our independence from SU next Monday Feb 20th at 00:00 ST, or as early as possible on that date.

This the final declaration, we have added some changes if you wanted to check, and as always you can come to us Mav and myself with suggestions or you can post on the leaders chat.

Smurf Statement of Independence

For about a year and a half SMURF has been a proud member of the Sword Union. Our main goal during this time was to defeat the alliance known as Anti SU. As you all well know in Cetiverse we (the Sword Union) accomplished our goal last December.

We have enjoyed playing side by side with Kris and other SU leadership. We have had a lot of fun with the players of Heiho, Dojo, DT, Om-Lo, ITA, Kittens, HGMNY, IA and ASG.

Post blob crash, there are not enough targets to kill or even chase around cetiverse. We believe Ceti needs a major change in its “geopolitics”. Therefore, we have made a decision in order to revive Ceti.

We are separating from our SU brothers and sisters and canceling any and all NAP, DNH, or agreement we have held until today with any and all guilds.

We give a general DNH for 48 hrs starting at 00:00 ST Februrary 20th. At the expiration of 48 hrs we will hit any non SMURF fleet we can and we will smurf the guilds we declare on.

We will practice a non perma-farming policy, every time we occupy a base we will leave one fighter to allow the owner to free himself, and we will not occ bases which defenses are not 100% restored, unless there is a smurfy fleet on it. (This will not apply to those guilds that perma-farm our bases).

In addition, SMURF would like to invite all guilds of ceti look at our proposed war time operations. War can be announced on any 1 guild for no more than 3 weeks. Afterwards war cannot be called on those guilds involved for 2 weeks, and during those 2 weeks a ceasefire would be invoked allowing those guilds base defenses and X amount of fleet to be completed. Length of time mentioned above could be adjusted to better suite the size of guilds if needed. If all guilds followed these rules or something similar the fun would be re-established in ceti, and hopefully that would keep members and even better bring in new members to cetiverse.

Our doors will be lock down until further notification, and we will open a 48 hrs window for the smurfs who rather join a different guild.

We wish other guilds follow our steps in order to make Ceti a very active server once again.

Thanks to all those who have trusted us, specially Kris.
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Re: SMURF - Ceti History

Postby Death Smurf » Mon 29 Jan, 2018 07:11

Book of Smurf
The First Book of Smurf, Called Smurf

1:1 In the beginning Smurf created the smurf and the smurf.
1:2 And the smurf was without form, and void; and Smurfness was upon the smurf of the deep. And the Smurf of Smurf moved upon the smurf of the smurfs.
1:3 And Smurf said, Let there be Smurf: and there was Smurf.
1:4 And Smurf saw the Smurf, that it was good: and Smurf divided the Smurf from the Smurfness.
1:5 And Smurf called the Smurf Smurfin smurf, and the Smurfness he called Smurfy smurf. And the evening and the morning were the first Smurfin smurf.
1:6 And Smurf said, Let there be a smurfy smurfin smurf in the midst of the smurfs, and let it divide the smurfs from the smurfs.
1:7 And Smurf made the smurfy smurfin smurf, and divided the smurfs which were under the smurfy smurfin smurf from the smurfs which were above the smurfy smurfin smurf: and it was so.
1:8 And Smurf called the smurfy smurfin smurf Smurf. And the evening and the morning were the second Smurfin smurf.
1:9 And Smurf said, Let the smurfs under the smurf be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
1:10 And Smurf called the dry land Smurf; and the gathering together of the smurfs called he Seas: and Smurf saw that it was good.
1:11 And Smurf said, Let the smurf bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the smurf: and it was so.
1:12 And the smurf brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and Smurf saw that it was good.
1:13 And the evening and the morning were the third Smurfin smurf.
1:14 And Smurf said, Let there be Smurfs in the smurfy smurfin smurf of the smurf to divide the Smurfin smurf from the Smurfy smurf; and let them be for signs, and for smurfy, and for Smurfin smurfs, and years:
1:15 And let them be for Smurfs in the smurfy smurfin smurf of the smurf to give Smurf upon the smurf: and it was so.
1:16 And Smurf made two great Smurfs; the greater Smurf to rule the Smurfin smurf, and the lesser Smurf to rule the Smurfy smurf: he made the stars also.
1:17 And Smurf set them in the smurfy smurfin smurf of the smurf to give Smurf upon the smurf,
1:18 And to rule over the Smurfin smurf and over the Smurfy smurf, and to divide the Smurf from the Smurfness: and Smurf saw that it was good.
1:19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth Smurfin smurf.
1:20 And Smurf said, Let the smurfs bring forth abundantly the moving smurf that hath life, and smurf that may fly above the smurf in the open smurfy smurfin smurf of smurf. 1:21 And Smurf created great smurf, and every living smurf that moveth, which the smurfs brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged smurf after his kind: and Smurf saw that it was good.
1:22 And Smurf blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the smurfs in the seas, and let smurf multiply in the smurf.
1:23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth Smurfin smurf.
1:24 And Smurf said, Let the smurf bring forth the living smurf after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the smurf after his kind: and it was so.
1:25 And Smurf made the beast of the smurf after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the smurf after his kind: and Smurf saw that it was good.
1:26 And Smurf said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the smurf of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the smurf, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the smurf. 1:27 So Smurf created man in his own image, in the image of Smurf created he him; male and female created he them. 1:28 And Smurf blessed them, and Smurf said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the smurf, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the smurf of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the smurf.
1:29 And Smurf said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the smurf of all the smurf, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
1:30 And to every beast of the smurf, and to every smurf of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the smurf, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
1:31 And Smurf saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth Smurfin smurf.
2:1 Thus the smurfs and the smurf were finished, and all the host of them.
2:2 And on the seventh Smurfin smurf Smurf ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh Smurfin smurf from all his work which he had made.
2:3 And Smurf blessed the seventh Smurfin smurf, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which Smurf created and made.
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Re: SMURF - Ceti History

Postby Death Smurf » Mon 29 Jan, 2018 07:12

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Postby Death Smurf » Sun 11 Feb, 2018 12:52

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Re: SMURFS - Ceti History

Postby Death Smurf » Tue 13 Feb, 2018 07:20

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Postby Death Smurf » Tue 13 Feb, 2018 07:54

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Postby Death Smurf » Tue 13 Feb, 2018 07:57

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Re: SMURFS - Ceti History

Postby Death Smurf » Wed 14 Feb, 2018 14:58

Notes: In 2008, Papa & Brainy suddenly decided to pull SMURFS out of the SU (Sword Union) and transfer allegiance to the ASU (Anti Sword Union). Almost at the same time, they stated that they would be leaving the server. Papa appointed Mavrick (trade monkey) to VGM and went inactive, while Brainy disposed of his account by other means.

The SU was somewhat enraged by one of their allies switching sides, so decided to roll the SMURFS. This conversation log consists of:

    Kris (GM of Heiho);
    Mavrick (former trade monkey and interim GM of Smurfs);
    Raindrops (former GM of Cadre, and now VGM of Smurfs)
    Sentarian (Smurf Spymaster)

Date: April 2008

[08/04/08 05:22:03 ] Rain : So.... what will it take to get you to back off? shuffling players around while trying to push us against Dojo seems like you're pushing for another blob war
[08/04/08 05:22:26 ] Kris : what do u mean
[08/04/08 05:24:06 ] Rain : the half billion ssj/heiho/dojo gathering in 51, and the now unaccounted for 200 bmillion dojo in the 60s, and the sudden appearance of heiho in 37 after you crashed our ates in 52... come on mate, this is just us talking.... you know you're pulling way more strings than you need to be to take on smurf
[08/04/08 05:27:25 ] Kris : dojo in 60s?
[08/04/08 05:27:42 ] Kris : what do u mean now unnacounted for
[08/04/08 05:27:59 ] Rain : they left the gate, you know that, you had people there
[08/04/08 05:28:12 ] Kris : doesnt mean they are attacking you
[08/04/08 05:28:40 ] Rain : no, but they'd make a mighty handy anvil if we get pushed back that way
[08/04/08 05:28:52 ] Kris : back to the 60s
[08/04/08 05:29:20 ] Rain : i've had to scatter everyone to avoid just that
[08/04/08 05:29:39 ] Kris : lol
[08/04/08 05:29:53 ] Kris : dont lie to me
[08/04/08 05:29:59 ] Kris : you never scattered everyone
[08/04/08 05:30:01 ] Kris : lol
[08/04/08 05:30:10 ] Rain : lol, maybe not everyone
[08/04/08 05:30:12 ] Rain : :p
[08/04/08 05:30:35 ] Rain : sometimes i r a drama queen ;)
[08/04/08 05:30:43 ] Kris : lol
[08/04/08 05:30:56 ] Kris : im not the gm of bio :)
[08/04/08 05:31:22 ] Rain : roflmao
[08/04/08 05:32:08 ] Rain : but seriously, if you guys want to go 1 on 1, let's just do that, and enough with the shuffling players and all that rot... or just let us go at Fate like we wanted to in the first place
[08/04/08 05:32:35 ] Kris : trouble is we cant go one on one
[08/04/08 05:32:42 ] Kris : you guys will call in allies
[08/04/08 05:32:46 ] Kris : and jump us
[08/04/08 05:32:50 ] Rain : um, our allies are engaged
[08/04/08 05:32:55 ] Rain : you know that
[08/04/08 05:32:58 ] Kris : devils not
[08/04/08 05:33:15 ] Rain : they are NAP, not allies, it's complicated
[08/04/08 05:33:28 ] Rain : i wish they would jumo in
[08/04/08 05:33:31 ] Rain : jump*
[08/04/08 05:33:40 ] Rain : but no, that won't happen
[08/04/08 05:35:03 ] Rain : and why would you be worried about devil + smurf anyway, you still outnumber us and are better organized
[08/04/08 05:35:17 ] Rain : you can;t be that afraid to burn fleet
[08/04/08 05:35:36 ] Kris : no but then you also had wrys in the 50s too
[08/04/08 05:36:00 ] Rain : wrys is so spread out right now... you have a better db than we do, you know that
[08/04/08 05:36:24 ] Kris : and smurfs arent exactly known for being trustworthy and sticking to any deals anyway
[08/04/08 05:36:29 ] Rain : lol
[08/04/08 05:36:39 ] Kris : after all it was you guys who betrayed us in the first place
[08/04/08 05:36:44 ] Rain : you know me (i;m assuming you remember me)
[08/04/08 05:36:51 ] Rain : papa and brainy are gone
[08/04/08 05:36:57 ] Rain : we are under new management
[08/04/08 05:37:07 ] Kris : well we got on well before
[08/04/08 05:37:10 ] Kris : during the war
[08/04/08 05:37:19 ] Kris : i got on well with brainy
[08/04/08 05:37:40 ] Kris : even had some smurfs in heiho we were working with
[08/04/08 05:37:45 ] Kris : like death smurf
[08/04/08 05:38:04 ] Kris : then you decided to turn against us to destroy us
[08/04/08 05:38:25 ] Rain : i was out of AE at the end of the last war, had to leave for r/l stuff.... but smurf now is not the smurf you're talking about
[08/04/08 05:39:52 ] Rain : and in reference to our alliance... all of us in said alliance want to keep wars 1 v 1, we regard blobbing as the ultimate last resort after everything else fails
[08/04/08 05:40:21 ] Rain : which is why i'm here talking to you at this ungodly hour ;)
[08/04/08 05:42:06 ] Kris : well it was one vs one
[08/04/08 05:42:19 ] Kris : well forgot hgmny
[08/04/08 05:42:29 ] Kris : but theyre just a wild bunch
[08/04/08 05:42:31 ] Rain : yea, just a bit :p
[08/04/08 05:42:39 ] Kris : and yuor napping them soon anyway
[08/04/08 05:43:08 ] Rain : if that pans out, not sure how much i trust them, but i let my diplo handle that
[08/04/08 05:43:56 ] Rain : i trust Raka, but the rest of them? notsomuch
[08/04/08 05:46:47 ] Kris : like how i trust smurfs after they backstabbed us
[08/04/08 05:47:12 ] Rain : like i said, these are not the smurfs you're looking for
[08/04/08 05:47:58 ] Rain : let's be honest here... HeiHo's protocol involves using meatshields in any engagement to minimize losses to yourselves... and that's what you've been doing
[08/04/08 05:48:13 ] Kris : what meatshields?
[08/04/08 05:48:27 ] Rain : um, HGMNY, the occasional Fate and Dojo
[08/04/08 05:51:13 ] Rain : here's the thing... we'd love to fight you guys 1 v 1... if that could be guaranteed
[08/04/08 05:51:36 ] Rain : no meatshields, no shuffling players around... if you don;t have a hanndy gate, too friggin; bad
[08/04/08 05:52:17 ] Rain : damn i hate this tiny laptop keyboard :p
[08/04/08 05:53:52 ] Kris : where would this fight take place?
[08/04/08 05:54:16 ] Rain : heh, well, you have a lot of fleet in a couple of locations
[08/04/08 05:54:34 ] Rain : and we're moving around right now to avoid said fleet ;)
[08/04/08 05:54:48 ] Kris : so it wouldnt be a fight then
[08/04/08 05:54:59 ] Kris : it would be us moving and you moving somewhere else
[08/04/08 05:55:02 ] Rain : runner almost tagged most of my mobile earlier today
[08/04/08 05:55:07 ] Rain : well....
[08/04/08 05:55:09 ] Rain : hmmm
[08/04/08 05:55:21 ] Kris : then we move again
[08/04/08 05:55:24 ] Kris : a spy tells you
[08/04/08 05:55:32 ] Kris : you move to another cluster
[08/04/08 05:55:34 ] Kris : we come
[08/04/08 05:55:37 ] Kris : a spy tells
[08/04/08 05:55:40 ] Kris : you move
[08/04/08 05:55:42 ] Kris : etc
[08/04/08 05:55:59 ] Rain : sage words, and a fair assessment
[08/04/08 05:56:18 ] Kris : thats the problem
[08/04/08 05:56:22 ] Rain : 09 is obviously right out
[08/04/08 05:56:47 ] Kris : 07
[08/04/08 05:56:59 ] Kris : lol
[08/04/08 05:57:03 ] Kris : we got no gates
[08/04/08 05:57:14 ] Rain : heh, we have a couple there
[08/04/08 05:57:17 ] Kris : maybe one or two
[08/04/08 05:57:22 ] Rain : but we also have HGMNY there
[08/04/08 05:57:29 ] Kris : they can go
[08/04/08 05:58:46 ] Rain : ok, hopefully you know that i'm not one for BS.... we both know that you guys chose weekends in the summer for attacks because people are offline and/or on holiday
[08/04/08 05:59:05 ] Rain : which is solid strategy
[08/04/08 05:59:24 ] Rain : just like having the friggin; CF end on a Friday night in summer
[08/04/08 06:01:20 ] Kris : actually no
[08/04/08 06:01:24 ] Kris : i wasnt here
[08/04/08 06:01:43 ] Kris : you guys got lucky as i couldnt lead the attack on friday
[08/04/08 06:01:48 ] Rain : heh
[08/04/08 06:01:49 ] Kris : so nobody else did
[08/04/08 06:02:00 ] Kris : so thats why it never happened friday
[08/04/08 06:02:10 ] Rain : can i borrow your fleet for a day or two? :p
[08/04/08 06:02:12 ] Kris : and happened saturday instead
[08/04/08 06:02:22 ] Kris : lol
[08/04/08 06:03:42 ] Rain : i was hoping grizzly would land his levis, we had a nice welcome wagon waiting for him.... (the best laid plans of mice and space men in space....)
[08/04/08 06:04:29 ] Rain : i do officially hate you for getting him, i wanted him
[08/04/08 06:04:57 ] Rain : but i was not here in that time
[08/04/08 06:05:08 ] Rain : snooze and lose i guess
[08/04/08 06:05:22 ] Rain : anyway, how can we make this somewhat more fair?
[08/04/08 06:06:50 ] Kris : you agree to stop running and come fight it out in the lowers maybe
[08/04/08 06:06:56 ] Kris : in your galaxy
[08/04/08 06:07:38 ] Rain : heh, how far down in the lowers? we are planning some small invasions ;)
[08/04/08 06:07:58 ] Kris : well your strong in 07 right
[08/04/08 06:08:31 ] Rain : apparently, though if some of those peeps donlt get off their arses and mobilize you are welcome to eat them at no charge
[08/04/08 06:09:03 ] Rain : i have little patience for malingerers
[08/04/08 06:10:41 ] Rain : i'd probably be heiho in a different world.... i'm not nice, but i am a nice guy ;)
[08/04/08 06:12:30 ] Rain : and why haven't your 60s guys mounted any attacks yet?
[08/04/08 06:12:47 ] Rain : been waiting for a week for that to happen
[08/04/08 06:33:01 ] Rain : so, anyway, i have a proposition... we just reset... 7 day NAP while we all reposition... i can keep my peeps running forever, and it will only stretch you out more than you want to be... at least take it under consideration
[08/04/08 06:34:21 ] Kris : reset where?
[08/04/08 06:34:59 ] Rain : how are you set in the 40s?
[08/04/08 06:35:07 ] Rain : we kinda suck there
[08/04/08 06:36:41 ] Kris : we hot some strongholds
[08/04/08 06:37:47 ] Rain : i know you have a couple, haven't checked the db lately for that, but i remember
[08/04/08 06:41:17 ] Rain : ok... most of my guys and girls are in transit right now, mostly to keep you from derbing them... we can form up somewhere to fight it out in a few days, we just need to determine where so we can work out travel times
[08/04/08 07:01:22 ] Rain : You there Kris?
[08/04/08 07:01:37 ] Mavrick : Hi Kris, its Mavrick from AE Smurf
[08/04/08 07:01:57 ] Kris : hey
[08/04/08 07:02:14 ] Rain : anyway, i've already explained that smurf is under new management
[08/04/08 07:02:25 ] Mavrick : So, its seems we have been doing a pretty good job of fueling your war machine:D
[08/04/08 07:02:30 ] Rain : /me points to Mav... that be the new manager
[08/04/08 07:02:42 ] Kris : yes but still on opposite sides really
[08/04/08 07:02:51 ] Mavrick : yes we are
[08/04/08 07:03:12 ] Mavrick : Truth is I was put in a pretty tight spot, Kris
[08/04/08 07:03:46 ] Mavrick : Having to take over with only 2 weeks left of the CF and that wasn't even official, Papa, just never logged back in
[08/04/08 07:03:54 ] Mavrick : Brain sold his account
[08/04/08 07:04:06 ] Mavrick : so it was left to me to try and keep everyone together.
[08/04/08 07:05:39 ] Kris : yes i used to get on with brainy
[08/04/08 07:05:49 ] Kris : then papa went and backstabbed us
[08/04/08 07:06:10 ] Mavrick : Kris, there are things done that I can't undo
[08/04/08 07:06:18 ] Kris : i know
[08/04/08 07:06:20 ] Kris : but still
[08/04/08 07:06:22 ] Mavrick : I wish things were different, but this is where i am
[08/04/08 07:06:29 ] Kris : if were not fighting you who do we fight
[08/04/08 07:07:06 ] Mavrick : there are other guilds out there that have experience at your level and much larger sim fleets;)
[08/04/08 07:07:13 ] Kris : lol
[08/04/08 07:07:15 ] Kris : like 13th
[08/04/08 07:07:16 ] Kris : lol
[08/04/08 07:07:21 ] Rain : true
[08/04/08 07:07:22 ] Kris : youd like that
[08/04/08 07:07:30 ] Rain : course we would :p
[08/04/08 07:07:34 ] Mavrick : I don't want to sound like a wus and be begging like a little school girl for you to back off
[08/04/08 07:07:48 ] Kris : why dont you guys go on 13th
[08/04/08 07:07:54 ] Mavrick : we can keep playing tag your it, if you like
[08/04/08 07:07:54 ] Kris : then we can go on someone else :)
[08/04/08 07:08:38 ] Mavrick : Cause, 13th has more fleet than i do right now, especially after the spankings, and kicking we have been doing and going through
[08/04/08 07:09:07 ] Kris : they dont have as much as we do
[08/04/08 07:09:08 ] Mavrick : Honestly, we need to war, but i need to find an opponent where we are really better matched up
[08/04/08 07:09:29 ] Mavrick : yeah, but they are closer than smurf aren't they?
[08/04/08 07:09:33 ] Rain : um, Kris, no one has as much as you do :p
[08/04/08 07:10:13 ] Mavrick : Truth is, where we are right now, i was asked to broker a deal before Papa left with DFWM WRYS and DEVIL
[08/04/08 07:10:16 ] Mavrick : so i did
[08/04/08 07:10:27 ] Mavrick : Its where SMURF is right now
[08/04/08 07:10:34 ] Mavrick : I am not papa
[08/04/08 07:10:39 ] Mavrick : won't every claim to me
[08/04/08 07:10:40 ] Mavrick : be
[08/04/08 07:10:54 ] Mavrick : but, if i make a deal, i like to honor my word
[08/04/08 07:11:06 ] Mavrick : Papa, thought honor wasn't part of a game
[08/04/08 07:11:10 ] Mavrick : thats how he played
[08/04/08 07:11:13 ] Mavrick : thats fine for him
[08/04/08 07:11:15 ] Mavrick : its not for me
[08/04/08 07:11:28 ] Kris : yes but now youve honoured your word to the goonian
[08/04/08 07:11:31 ] Mavrick : If i say I am going to do something, then thats what I am going to do
[08/04/08 07:11:43 ] Mavrick : I know you don't like
[08/04/08 07:11:45 ] Mavrick : it
[08/04/08 07:11:50 ] Mavrick : damn enter buttone:D
[08/04/08 07:11:52 ] Mavrick : sorry
[08/04/08 07:12:39 ] Mavrick : I understand that, but its where I have smurf right now. If i go back on the deal i have made with the alliance i have now, then who in the hell could ever trust me or SMURF much less ever again
[08/04/08 07:13:29 ] Mavrick : not possible, everyone would just pile on us. I have to follow this road for now. Honestly Kris, and I know you hate them, but they are pretty decent guys. Just like You and the rest of HeiHo and Co.
[08/04/08 07:15:05 ] Kris : who goons?
[08/04/08 07:15:06 ] Mavrick : What i would like, is to have a fair fight. With an even opponent or one that is only slightly bigger than us. You know as well as anyone that we have a ton of simmers. I am not stupid, and I know for sure you are not either. We are working on kicking the true simmers, and working with those that haven't been able to spend the time on the game they would like to become better players
[08/04/08 07:15:12 ] Kris : shifter copies my announcements
[08/04/08 07:15:22 ] Kris : and my internal info
[08/04/08 07:15:30 ] Kris : he copies my move orders
[08/04/08 07:15:36 ] Kris : and replaces locations
[08/04/08 07:15:40 ] Kris : he even admits it
[08/04/08 07:15:55 ] Kris : at least come up with your own internal info
[08/04/08 07:15:56 ] Mavrick : Honestly, kris, i don't get caught up in two things, Politics and Spys. I know for a fact that you have spy's in SMURF
[08/04/08 07:16:22 ] Mavrick : I have no spys working for me in heiho
[08/04/08 07:16:26 ] Mavrick : none
[08/04/08 07:16:35 ] Mavrick : i am not that kind of a player
[08/04/08 07:16:40 ] Mavrick : its not cheating i know
[08/04/08 07:16:46 ] Mavrick : but i just don't get into it
[08/04/08 07:17:07 ] Kris : what makes you think i have a spy
[08/04/08 07:17:23 ] Mavrick : I just booted about 6 players, last week, out of them, i know for a fact one was a spy, and have a pretty good idea that a couple of the others were also
[08/04/08 07:17:37 ] Mavrick : They admitted it to another smurf that they were
[08/04/08 07:17:40 ] Mavrick : openly
[08/04/08 07:17:46 ] Kris : who?
[08/04/08 07:17:51 ] Mavrick : i am not making a big deal of it
[08/04/08 07:17:53 ] Rain : come on Kris, we're not on candid camera here... this is just some guys talking
[08/04/08 07:17:57 ] Mavrick : its part of the game
[08/04/08 07:18:04 ] Mavrick : i just don't get into it
[08/04/08 07:19:03 ] Mavrick : i am pretty sure we have atleast 2 more, but i don't like to be paranoid, and just kick everyone i "THINK" is a spy out
[08/04/08 07:19:21 ] Mavrick : i wait for them to make a move that is incontrivertable
[08/04/08 07:20:30 ] Rain : while Mav doesn't get into it, I'd have 100 spais in HeiHo if I could... and you'd have 100 in smurf if you could... course then we'd probably have to trade guilds ;)
[08/04/08 07:21:12 ] Kris : well true
[08/04/08 07:21:14 ] Kris : lol
[08/04/08 07:22:16 ] Rain : so, the question remains, where do we go (or not go) from here?
[08/04/08 07:23:06 ] Mavrick : Here is my problem Kris, and I am just being frank and honest
[08/04/08 07:23:16 ] Mavrick : if we had to fight just HeiHo, then fine
[08/04/08 07:23:20 ] Mavrick : but we aren't
[08/04/08 07:23:33 ] Mavrick : your whole SU is gang raping us
[08/04/08 07:23:46 ] Mavrick : im just appealing to your sense of fair play and give us a chance
[08/04/08 07:24:05 ] Mavrick : How in the hell do i out manuver 3 guilds at once and keep my decent players fleet half way safe
[08/04/08 07:24:07 ] Mavrick : ????
[08/04/08 07:24:16 ] Mavrick : i am not asking for advice
[08/04/08 07:24:22 ] Mavrick : just stating the obvious
[08/04/08 07:26:14 ] Kris : no they arent
[08/04/08 07:26:31 ] Kris : u attacked fate
[08/04/08 07:26:32 ] Mavrick : how do you get that?
[08/04/08 07:26:35 ] Mavrick : no
[08/04/08 07:26:40 ] Mavrick : that isn't true
[08/04/08 07:26:46 ] Mavrick : we retaliated
[08/04/08 07:26:47 ] Mavrick : only
[08/04/08 07:26:48 ] Kris : u planned to
[08/04/08 07:26:51 ] Kris : after the nap
[08/04/08 07:26:54 ] Mavrick : Nope
[08/04/08 07:27:11 ] Rain : and that's not a fair fight?
[08/04/08 07:27:15 ] Mavrick : I had a idea that we might declare on Fate IF we weren't ganged by the rest
[08/04/08 07:27:25 ] Rain : whether or not there were plans, that's a fair match
[08/04/08 07:27:31 ] Mavrick : but then HGMNY with your players included starting hitting us at the same time
[08/04/08 07:28:31 ] Mavrick : HGMNY would never have started hitting us if they didn't have back up
[08/04/08 07:28:38 ] Kris : because you left the lowers
[08/04/08 07:28:52 ] Mavrick : yeah, why??? do you think we left the lowers?
[08/04/08 07:28:53 ] Kris : hgmny saw an oppertunity
[08/04/08 07:29:01 ] Mavrick : that isn't the only reason
[08/04/08 07:29:06 ] Mavrick : i know for a fact Kris
[08/04/08 07:29:16 ] Kris : they asked me
[08/04/08 07:29:17 ] Rain : aided by Mihai and with the implicit backing of all the rest of you
[08/04/08 07:29:22 ] Kris : i didnt approach them
[08/04/08 07:29:26 ] Kris : but i said sure
[08/04/08 07:29:31 ] Kris : i mean why not
[08/04/08 07:29:42 ] Rain : and Dab
[08/04/08 07:29:42 ] Mavrick : I understand that you want to kick us
[08/04/08 07:29:44 ] Rain : Dan
[08/04/08 07:29:45 ] Mavrick : and that is fine
[08/04/08 07:30:00 ] Mavrick : if that is how you want to do it, then we will do the best we can
[08/04/08 07:30:25 ] Mavrick : I am not going to bow down and start whining about how big you are and all that crap
[08/04/08 07:30:35 ] Mavrick : You have a superior guild
[08/04/08 07:30:38 ] Mavrick : no question
[08/04/08 07:30:42 ] Kris : well you did kindof ask for this
[08/04/08 07:30:49 ] Mavrick : I did?
[08/04/08 07:30:50 ] Kris : maybe papa
[08/04/08 07:30:51 ] Mavrick : How?
[08/04/08 07:30:52 ] Kris : not you
[08/04/08 07:31:42 ] Kris : *beep*
[08/04/08 07:31:48 ] Kris : missed the tick talking here
[08/04/08 07:32:17 ] Rain : like i said some time ago, this is'nt the smurf you're looking for, if you need to justify gangraping us... the ones you want to rape are long gone
[08/04/08 07:32:24 ] Rain : dammit, so did i
[08/04/08 07:32:33 ] Mavrick : Kris, may I ask you a question about how you like to play the game?
[08/04/08 07:32:37 ] Rain : no derbs for any of us, heh
[08/04/08 07:32:48 ] Kris : ok
[08/04/08 07:33:02 ] Mavrick : Do you want us all to BLOB up again?
[08/04/08 07:33:06 ] Mavrick : I don't
[08/04/08 07:33:19 ] Mavrick : it takes the freaking joy out of the game
[08/04/08 07:33:23 ] Kris : not really
[08/04/08 07:33:26 ] Kris : but you guys are
[08/04/08 07:33:35 ] Rain : um, how and where?
[08/04/08 07:33:36 ] Mavrick : you have to deal with too many butkakes
[08/04/08 07:33:37 ] Kris : in a way
[08/04/08 07:33:39 ] Mavrick : nothing gets done
[08/04/08 07:33:44 ] Mavrick : HOW
[08/04/08 07:33:51 ] Mavrick : i haven't asked for help once yet
[08/04/08 07:33:58 ] Mavrick : not from our alliance
[08/04/08 07:34:08 ] Mavrick : and yet
[08/04/08 07:34:28 ] Rain : i already told you mate, our alliance is a last resort, for when you guys start blobbing
[08/04/08 07:34:31 ] Mavrick : you guys swap guilds like dancers swap partners at a ho down
[08/04/08 07:34:37 ] Kris : well we dont really
[08/04/08 07:34:42 ] Mavrick : come on
[08/04/08 07:34:42 ] Kris : who has swapped
[08/04/08 07:34:47 ] Mavrick : WHAT?
[08/04/08 07:34:47 ] Kris : other than jg use
[08/04/08 07:34:53 ] Mavrick : WHAT
[08/04/08 07:34:54 ] Mavrick : ?
[08/04/08 07:34:56 ] Mavrick : come on
[08/04/08 07:35:00 ] Mavrick : HGMNY
[08/04/08 07:35:01 ] Mavrick : ?
[08/04/08 07:35:14 ] Rain : oh please, jg swapping and a few attacks before and after the gate?
[08/04/08 07:35:17 ] Mavrick : JG's is one thing i can live with
[08/04/08 07:35:18 ] Kris : yes two heiho
[08/04/08 07:35:26 ] Mavrick : but that isn't what you guys are doing
[08/04/08 07:36:00 ] Mavrick : Look, I love to argue
[08/04/08 07:36:04 ] Mavrick : sorry its my nature
[08/04/08 07:36:06 ] Mavrick : but
[08/04/08 07:36:13 ] Mavrick : that isn't what I want to do here Kris
[08/04/08 07:36:50 ] Kris : your alliance wants to take us out
[08/04/08 07:36:55 ] Mavrick : Kris, what I would like to do, if possible, is to find a way that HeiHo doesn't look like they have been pushed around, and that SMURF can save some kind of face here
[08/04/08 07:36:57 ] Rain : we need to reach an accord
[08/04/08 07:36:59 ] Kris : and then blob up
[08/04/08 07:37:04 ] Mavrick : Kris, tell me something
[08/04/08 07:37:12 ] Mavrick : Are you the #1 guild?
[08/04/08 07:37:38 ] Mavrick : Then no matter what any guild in the top 10 has a giant bulls eye painted on their back
[08/04/08 07:37:41 ] Mavrick : just like we do
[08/04/08 07:37:55 ] Mavrick : only yours is bigger because of the position you hold
[08/04/08 07:38:01 ] Mavrick : Congrats really
[08/04/08 07:38:50 ] Mavrick : I can copy and paste a memo that I know Azzer wrote last week where the absolute last thing he wants is to blob up
[08/04/08 07:39:32 ] Mavrick : they do not want to if at all possible, but, if you and all the other members start gang raping one of us, what are we supposed to do, take it like the good little whore on the street?
[08/04/08 07:39:37 ] Mavrick : Not going to happen
[08/04/08 07:39:44 ] Mavrick : i don't like taking it up the tail pipe
[08/04/08 07:40:12 ] Kris : well maybe we can avoid it
[08/04/08 07:40:16 ] Kris : but trouble is trust
[08/04/08 07:40:23 ] Kris : i dont trust goons
[08/04/08 07:40:37 ] Kris : the way i see it is they want to kill off our allies and then come for us
[08/04/08 07:40:47 ] Kris : i mean wrys declaring on ark
[08/04/08 07:40:53 ] Kris : thats step one
[08/04/08 07:40:55 ] Mavrick : thats a fair fight
[08/04/08 07:40:56 ] Kris : what next
[08/04/08 07:41:01 ] Kris : fair?
[08/04/08 07:41:11 ] Mavrick : you can't help that ARK couldn't coordinate
[08/04/08 07:41:25 ] Kris : exactly
[08/04/08 07:41:29 ] Kris : so its not fair
[08/04/08 07:41:34 ] Mavrick : but it was
[08/04/08 07:41:39 ] Mavrick : it was one on one
[08/04/08 07:41:43 ] Mavrick : not 3 on one
[08/04/08 07:41:50 ] Mavrick : i didn't even offer intel
[08/04/08 07:41:51 ] Rain : Kris, i've been on this server since almost the beginning... I've fought SU in every single war... is my word worth anything here? I have never reneged on anything I've said
[08/04/08 07:41:51 ] Mavrick : not once
[08/04/08 07:42:16 ] Kris : well thing is what alternative do we have
[08/04/08 07:42:20 ] Kris : ex
[08/04/08 07:42:22 ] Kris : 13th
[08/04/08 07:42:36 ] Mavrick : yes
[08/04/08 07:42:38 ] Mavrick : why not
[08/04/08 07:42:46 ] Mavrick : i don't have an alliance with them
[08/04/08 07:42:48 ] Kris : because thats what the goons want
[08/04/08 07:42:50 ] Mavrick : go for it
[08/04/08 07:42:54 ] Kris : us to go on 13th
[08/04/08 07:43:09 ] Mavrick : i have not heard one word about them wanting you to go after someone else
[08/04/08 07:43:15 ] Mavrick : but whats the difference
[08/04/08 07:43:15 ] Mavrick : ?
[08/04/08 07:43:22 ] Mavrick : you are going after us.....
[08/04/08 07:45:49 ] Rain : and the major issue is that you already have more than twice our fleet yet still are blobbing up with others... let's not dance around the issue here... the only reason you have to fear our alliance blobbing on you is because you are already doing it yourselves
[08/04/08 07:47:12 ] Rain : *crickets*
[08/04/08 07:55:19 ] Rain : come on Kris, we're all mature enough here to agree on the colour of *beep*... your fear is that we will do what you ARE doing... so let's just post that as an axiom and get on with next steps
[08/04/08 07:56:00 ] Mavrick : Kris, you don't even have to worry about us taking on Fate now
[08/04/08 07:56:11 ] Mavrick : Zath just signed a 30day nap with them
[08/04/08 07:58:22 ] Rain : i need a friggin' smoke, brb, and try not to frag my fleet while i'm gone ;)
[08/04/08 08:08:33 ] Mavrick : Kris?

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