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Re: BANCURI

Postby Aergistal » Fri 22 Oct, 2010 12:43

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Argentos » Wed 27 Oct, 2010 16:52

/agreed

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Cronos » Fri 29 Oct, 2010 06:14

/signed :lolol:

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Aergistal » Wed 24 Nov, 2010 21:31

Basescu, Sarkozy si Berlusconi la Lisabona

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Cronos » Tue 30 Nov, 2010 07:40

:biglaugh: foarte tare :p

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Aergistal » Thu 16 Dec, 2010 13:50

Intra Bond intr-un bar, se uita... lume, inghesuiala. La un moment dat, un loc la o masa la care statea un tip. Se asaza pe scaun si se recomanda:
- Bond, James Bond..
La care ala se uita piezis:
- Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme, Jean Claude Van Damme...

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Aergistal » Fri 24 Dec, 2010 10:30

Un barbat are 5 obiecte in baie: o periuta de dinti, pasta de ras, aparatul de ras, un sapun si un prosop luat de la hotel. Numarul mediu aproximativ al obiectelor din baia unei femei este de 337. Pe majoritatea acestor obiecte un barbat nu este capabil sa le identifice.

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Re: BANCURI

Postby eonline » Mon 03 Jan, 2011 22:09

:clap:
Si eu ma uimesc cand povesteste cate o fata ce de obiecte are in camera ..... nush unde le tin fetele asa ascunse :twisted:

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Biberus » Thu 14 Jul, 2011 06:57

Sergentul catre soldati:
- Trebuie sa tineti dusmanul tot timpul in ochi... Ce te holbezi asa la mine
soldat!?

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Biberus » Fri 09 Sep, 2011 08:58

O chestie amuzanta despre pietoni si baschet :)
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-worst ... ng-behind/

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Re: BANCURI

Postby BuDyZ0R » Sun 08 Dec, 2013 10:18

Super tari si pozele si bancurile :))

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Sinatuo » Sun 08 Dec, 2013 10:26

Foarte tari Budy, dau de tine si pe aici?:))

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Zizi17 » Wed 06 Jul, 2016 21:16

Vreti bancuri,stati asa:Vezi ca imi bag pula in mata

Sugi pula fraiere

Muie o sugi.

Cele mai tari glume in romana, in plm de copil ce sunt.

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Cronos » Sat 12 May, 2018 12:07

Un judecător şi-a pus în gând să fie mai tolerant în ajunul Crăciunului.
- De ce eşti acuzat?
- De a-mi fi făcut cumpărăturile cu anticipaţie.
- Dar asta nu-i un delict! Cu câtă anticipaţie?
- Păi, înainte de a se deschide magazinul.


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