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Re: BANCURI

Postby Aergistal » Wed 19 Nov, 2008 21:03

Se duce unul la doctor cu un cutit infipt in spate.
- Domnule doctor, am un cutit in spate!
- Acum vii, domnule, cand mai sunt trei minute pana la ora 7, cand se termina programul. Vino si dumneata miine.
- Domnule doctor, ce suflet aveti sa ma lasati cu cutitul asta in spate?
Medicul se duce la bolnav, ii ia cutitul din spate si i-l infige in ochi.
- Na! Du-te la oftalmolog, ca ala are program pana la 8.

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Aergistal » Thu 20 Nov, 2008 19:44

Stire de ultima ora: situatia financiara este atit de grava in acest moment incat femeile sunt nevoite sa se marite din dragoste !!!

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Fram » Thu 20 Nov, 2008 19:53

Am vazut-o acum cateva zile bune :P

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Aergistal » Sat 22 Nov, 2008 12:02

Uniunea Europeana vrea sa amendeze Romania pentru cruzimea cu care taie porcii de Craciun.Pentru a rezolva problema, geneticienii romani au inventat porcul EMO, care se taie singur.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=s5AQnFnuI5w

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Aergistal » Sat 10 Jan, 2009 23:21

Zvon: 3Sud-Est, Paula Seling si Directia 5 s-au unit si astfel a luat nastere formatia: 3 Se ling in 5 Directii

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Snoop » Wed 21 Jan, 2009 15:28

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Fram » Sat 24 Jan, 2009 13:08

haha :)) Buna asta =))

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Biberu » Thu 19 Feb, 2009 10:18

loooooooooooooooooool

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Loon » Sun 01 Mar, 2009 16:44

:clap: frumos!

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Re: BANCURI

Postby WarRain » Wed 25 Mar, 2009 15:30

epicLOL! :D

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Re: BANCURI

Postby xocsbibisan » Tue 24 Nov, 2009 02:12

typhon wrote:asta e threadul pt bancuri

Sa radetzi bine

"hahaha, ce-mi plac glumele mele" ( Mr. Basescu )

incep eu

Lectie de patriotism

O familie de viermi traia intr-un rahat. Micul vierme o intreaba pe mama sa:
- Mama, noi am putea trai intr-un mar?
- Da, fiule, am putea trai intr-un mar.

- Mama, noi am putea trai intr-o banana?
- Da, fiule, am putea trai intr-o banana.

- Atunci, mama, de ce traim intr-un rahat?!?
- Pentru ca suntem patrioti si asta e tzara noastra, fiule.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Re: BANCURI

Postby TheMACHINE » Tue 08 Dec, 2009 23:48

dupa alegeri, e voie cu bancuri politice?

Base si Geoana zboara cu elicopterul. Base arunca o bancnota de 100 de lei si zice: - Vreau sa fac un roman fericit! Geoana arunca 2 bancnote de 100 de lei si zice: - Vreau sa fac doi romani fericiti! Pilotul spune de ce nu va aruncati amandoi, sa-i faceti fericiti pe toti romanii fericiti?

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Re: BANCURI

Postby Aergistal » Thu 28 Jan, 2010 14:13

Doua bombe se intalnesc deasupra Oceanului Pacific:
- Noroc.
- Noroc. Da` tu cine esti?
- Sunt bomba americana . Tu?
- Eu sunt bomba rusa. Stii ce? Hai la o bere impreuna!
- Hai!
Zis si facut.
Dupa vreo 2 ore bombele ametite bine. Bomba rusa, foarte grijulie, catre cea americana :
- Vad ca ai cam intrecut masura, hai sa te duc acasa!!!

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Re: BANCURI

Postby bluesky89 » Sat 18 Sep, 2010 13:13

I. In cate categorii se impart femeile?
R. Frumoase, destepte si majoritatea.

Frumusetea imblanzeste orice manie - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Re: BANCURI

Postby eonline » Sat 18 Sep, 2010 23:10

SUper tare scrisoarea de la renault :))))


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