Moar War!!!!

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Moar War!!!!

Postby Silver Dragon » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 18:12

When Noise/SL declared war on XI, they left us out - making us sad, lonely pandas. First we pretended like it didn't bother us. Then we cried. Then we got angry...


Fate declares war on the other 60+ guilds not involved in the Noise/SL/XI war. That's right, we're coming for YOU!!!!! We're not going to be left out of all of the fun.

As of 29th of June 00:00:01, Fate is at war with everybody except Noise, SL, XI, and DOA (due to pact agreement). As of the 3rd of July 23:59:01, Fate will be at war with DOA as well. This war will end when the Noise/SL/XI war ends -or- 1st of August 00:00:01, whichever comes first.

This "war" is for the lulz. We aren't coming specifically for anyone. If you feel that you cannot participate in this war (why would you be playing a war game) or wish to surrender, the terms will be as follow:

1) Official statement of surrender on these forums. Statement must include a MsPaint pic *AND* poem of how awesome/cool the winner is.

2) A "donation" of fleet/debris, up to 10% of losing guilds total at the time, to be sent to a place of the winners choice. The exact amount of the donation will be determined at the time of surrender.

3) A special note/pic of how awesome/cool the winner is on the loser's guild page. This note or picture must stay up until the official end of the war.

4) Occupied bases will be held with a single ship (no larger than a HC), to be removed by the owner ONLY. Loser will remove occupations immediately upon surrender.


Good luck and may God protect us all. :pray:

And seriously, this is for lulz, we aren't going to try to destroy anybody. Half of you will probably never even see us... :P

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby beward » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 19:02

Silver Dragon wrote:2) A "donation" of fleet/debris, up to 10% of losing guilds total at the time, to be sent to a place of the winners choice. The exact amount of the donation will be determined at the time of surrender.


hmmm. two questions!

a) a donation to who? please say "beward, cause he is fluffy". <o/

b) i won something once. does this make me the winner who chooces the location? \o>

i just noticed that i am a very selfcentred person. :|

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby Silver Dragon » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 19:15

There is no way that we would have even considered sending the donation to you beward, but that was before we found out that you are "fluffy".

Now that we know, we have talked it over, and no - you're not getting the donations.

As for you ever being a "winner" - pics or it didn't happen. :D

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby beward » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 19:45

Silver Dragon wrote:As for you ever being a "winner" - pics or it didn't happen. :D


pics huh... hmmm...

you guys sure like pics. can't i make a list? i am more the list type! :P

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby Ultra Voice » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 19:56

Good Fun for u guyz!

Things in the teens will get very hot.
13B vs 13B

Maybe this time we crash the server... :scared:

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby AJam » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 20:28

Ultra Voice wrote:Good Fun for u guyz!

Things in the teens will get very hot.
13B vs 13B

Maybe this time we crash the server... :scared:


Just as long as it doesn't make my report box fill up go for it :D

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby Jack Frost 007 » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 20:30

As a longstanding DOA: simmer I can say we understand and accept Fate's announcement.

However in the spirit of fair play I feel I must warn you that our ships are equipped with Diamondillium wings, and are pilotted mainly by recently divorced crew.

Prepare to have the Simoniz chipped from your hulls!!

That is.. if you happen to attack us... if not that's cool. Those wings were pretty expensive... and they look really pretty. :think:

I'm... going over there... :arrow:

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby Kakarot » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 20:34

This is genius :clap:

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby fendelius » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 20:46

i opt out, not cuz im in the server but cuz i wantz to writez a poem

It aint too late
ta wait for fate

It aint too late
to check da date

It aint too late
mate

howz that? :dance: :dance:

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby Ultra Voice » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 21:08

AJam wrote:
Ultra Voice wrote:Good Fun for u guyz!

Things in the teens will get very hot.
13B vs 13B

Maybe this time we crash the server... :scared:


Just as long as it doesn't make my report box fill up go for it :D


It is probable that will fill your inbox. I say because we had a lot of crying the last time that "almost" lock up the server.

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby Silver Dragon » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 21:30

Jack Frost 007 wrote:As a longstanding DOA: simmer I can say we understand and accept Fate's announcement.

However in the spirit of fair play I feel I must warn you that our ships are equipped with Diamondillium wings, and are pilotted mainly by recently divorced crew.

Prepare to have the Simoniz chipped from your hulls!!

That is.. if you happen to attack us... if not that's cool. Those wings were pretty expensive... and they look really pretty. :think:

I'm... going over there... :arrow:



Diamondillium wings?? :scared:

We are not afraid! We have contracted a group of New jersey housewives. Have you seen what they can do to diamonds (or any expensive item)? They will have the diamond stripped from your ships well before you even notice. And your pilots may just be among heir ex-husbands. Have you seen what a New jersey wife does to her husbands? That's double-win for us! You have no hope... :snooty:

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby Ultra Voice » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 21:38

SIlver Dragon, u can use SOme JailBait to take these guys too! xD

And with regard to our moderator I will not post pictures, although I believe they are just funny, nothing more! :P

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby Jack Frost 007 » Tue 26 Jun, 2012 23:04

New Jersey housewives sound pretty vicious...

we do have scouse women around (from liverpool, england!) i'm pretty sure they could make our engines operate at a higher level of efficiency with their greasy hair!! plus they can claim welfare like no other, so our hidden wealth will not be affected!! :dance:

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby Rekronoa » Wed 27 Jun, 2012 08:51

Unless you guys don't consider TE to be a part of XI, you are basically just declaring on UNSC and the OoR.

If you guys aren't planning on rolling us again, and just a casual war for profit sort of thing, I'd be down. As long as it isn't like last time you guys came after us :P

Final decision is up to our GM though.

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Re: Moar War!!!!

Postby Kakarot » Wed 27 Jun, 2012 09:01

Rekronoa wrote:Unless you guys don't consider TE to be a part of XI, you are basically just declaring on UNSC and the OoR.

If you guys aren't planning on rolling us again, and just a casual war for profit sort of thing, I'd be down. As long as it isn't like last time you guys came after us :P

Final decision is up to our GM though.


TE are not part of the declared war between SL/Noise v XI. Just look at the numbers.

Isn't it the Order of Rekronoa? So surely you must have some capability for making decisions :P

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